show me a new world

[prime-tiktoks]

[belalugosishreds]

me: I'm literally begging you to do the one task you need to do

my brain:

[everythingfox]

“Damn kids”

(via)

[memecage]

[angelbabyspice]

…what???

[stagmage]

this is a universal experience because education is chronically underfunded across the world

[everythingfox]

Toast your marshmallows accordingly

[baddiemode]

pixar please do these again why did you stop doing these

[thrusticus]

[chaoticwhiteboys]

I have died. Please listen to this with headphones. Do not, as I did, listen to it at work without headphones, because you will get fired probably.

[notlikeotherghosts]

[ID: a tweet by Pat Gill that says: “As I was falling asleep last night I sent myself an email that said “Dipshit Carl Sagan” and I assume that was an idea for a bit so I had to do this when I woke up” with a video]

Video Transcription: (Pat Gill in a Carl Sagan esque voice) The penis is a thing of incredible wonder. With our star ship of the imagination, we can travel down the shaft of the penis to the balls, where the pee is stored. The miraculous phenomenon of touching a penis is known to scientists as “cranking off”. If you were to crank off once a day for 100 years, you would have cranked off 100 times.

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[modernsuperhero]

HOLY SHIT???

[ironwoman359]

God I love it when people mash classic arts and modern art together, it creates the most incredible things

[liquidlikecats]

Now with her name

[arktham]

The Emperor’s New Groove 2000, dir. Mark Dindal

[slytherinnpride]

There are 3 types of students in uniforms.

[killowave]

[kaedeakamatsu]

[etherealthief]

[lysanderish]

[milf-adjacent]

[f1rstperson]

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

[threewayradio-deactivated202005]

Why would you fuck Adam sandler

it was on my bucket list 

[bee-enthusiast]

Does the ‘was’ entail you already have?

[threewayradio-deactivated202005]

yes

[afloweroutofstone]

Top 25 Tumblr post

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I have searched everywhere for this I almost thought I hallucinated it

[jumex]

hello….

[milky-mami]

CERTIFIED CURSED POST

[lesbianshepard]

99% of all murders committed by women in ancient greek plays are completely justified

[lesbianshepard]

[ikariyuiofficial]

[ottermatopoeia]

Clytemnestra: crack? Is it crack you smoke?

[athenastudying-deactivated20220]

US things that I only know from the internet/tv and that i won’t believe until i’ve seen them with my own two eyes: 

girl scouts selling cookies

garbage disposals

regular school assemblies 

PSAs

coupons

[athenastudying-deactivated20220]

can’t believe i forgot 

cheerleaders

serious school sports teams

spirit week (still not convinced this isn’t a myth)

[winterbirb]

I can’t believe, in an industry ripe with falsehoods, you managed to list everything that actually exists

[post--grad]

i’m back at my ancestral home (lowe’s) and I just watched a very burly man in a lot of flannel carry a potted orchid SO TENDERLY across the parking lot

[raindancejodi]

A sentence that starts with “i’m back at my ancestral home (lowe’s)” has to work really hard to make the end of that sentence equally as amazing and by god you’ve done it

[grawly]

ascending_shark.mp4

[kalfromkalifornia-deactivated20]

Honestly what did I expect from a caption like that

[sleepingpowler-deactivated20191]

@punpunichu

[catchymemes]

Credit: UNILAD

[pathesis]

Me watching the ice split

[official-lucifers-child]

penguins can swim you know that right

[lizluvscupcakes]

That’s not the POINT he made it back with his FRIENDS