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Chiho

[aoiumi3]

おはようございます

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[samandriel]

I have a chicken named Noodle and she’s a bit under the weather and all she ever wants to do is cuddle. It’s past chicken bedtime and she was having trouble sleeping alone, so I took her out for a snuggle and she fell asleep with her head laying on my chest and she made the softest snores and I love her

[samandriel]

Sadly Noodle’s prognosis is not looking good and she may not make it through this. My little bearded friend has showered me with love and affection since the day I got her. I chose Noodle because she was the chubbiest, happiest little chick in the bunch. I’m so happy I got to raise this smart little goof ball. She’s such a weirdo but she’s so full of love. Below is a picture of the day I brought her home and earlier today. 

Love you Chicken Noodle

[samandriel]

GOOD NEWS

THE VET WAS VERY WRONG

MY NOODLE BIRD IS DOING FINE

She’s feeling so much better and is just loving all the personalized attention

[samandriel]

Miss Noodle is going to remain a house chicken for a couple more days just until we’re absolutely sure she’s out of the woods and she’s honestly so thrilled about it because it means never ending snuggles

Here she is with her boyfriend Pharaoh who helped keep her calm when she was feeling really bad

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Her boyfriend doesn’t even look real. he has a doll face. he was perfectly sculpted by the chicken gods.

[raejin99]

Noodle deserves no less.

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ilu noodle

[succubarbie-deactivated20190205]

i miss the era where rapist and pedophile men were rounded up and slaughtered at a festival in honor of the goddess artemis, protector of girls

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Let’s bring that back. How do we do that?

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by rounding up all the rapist and pedophile men and slaughtering them at festivals in honor of the goddess artemis, protector of girls

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No backbone is GOP feature, not flaw.

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[nemfrog]

Source.  Source.  Source.  Source.  Source.

Source.  Source.  Source.  Source.  Source.

[punkiztan-deactivated20181006]

sometimes a bitch jus want a love letter u know

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💔🥀💔🥀

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