Falling with Style

An unhealthy obsession with girls wearing parachutes.

[rileyav]

[rileyav]

Luna design by jackpie

[gomigomipomi]

Made my own Squid Sisters figurine cause Nintendo hasn’t give us one yet 🥹

[phallen1]

You notice a shadow descending upon you. You look up and there's a tiny little yokai of darkness descending upon you on a pitch-dark parachute.

Before you know it, Rumia has landed in your lap and is smiling at you. Her parachute descends to cover both of you.

And then you realize she looks... hungry?

[rileyav]

had a vision while reminiscing over that one issue of archie sonic where Rouge and Bunnie beat the crap out of each other for no real reason

[phallen1]

[stuffman-pinups]

I didn't like how the previous one came out because i didn't have a lot of time so here's boobs too big nitori again

nitori with boobs too big

[kloudmutt]

[arsbinbcc]

Celes 💛

[arsbinbcc]

Skyla and Swanna💙 Commission work

[ms-demeanor]

excuse me, i'm borrowing a work laptop and there's a wall to stop me from going to gaming sites. do you or anyone else have any suggestions to bypass the wall?

I would strongly recommend not trying to get around blocking rules on your work laptop because your work is almost certainly logging what happens on the laptop; if they check those logs at the very least you will no longer be allowed to borrow the laptop, and possibly you won't continue to have a work to borrow a laptop from.

Also, depending on how huge a deal anyone wants to make of this, it may be actually illegal to do this on someone else's computer (and even if they lent it to you, that is their computer, and what you are discussing is sometimes described as "unauthorized access" and is a no-shit crime; people also don't think that logging into an ex's email that they had the password to is a crime - it is. Don't do this shit)

You can do whatever you want on your own computer and your own network. If you are on somebody else's computer you have to follow their rules. This is annoying, but unless you are certain that you are good enough to do this in a way that will be completely undetectable to your employer, you shouldn't do this.

If you work someplace that provides you a computer for work, you should ONLY use that computer for work. Assume that your boss can see everything that you do on that work computer and act accordingly.

[ms-demeanor]

Like, just as a very normal example, one of the things we frequently get requests for at work is a report of how often someone is logging in to their profile and how much time they spend logged in to various work-related programs. This is information that our clients sometimes use to build cases for termination.

[ms-demeanor]

Do not torrent from your work computer, and yes I would delete everything that you've got on there. Stop doing anything non work-related now, remove anything you've installed or downloaded that is non work-related.

I'm torn about whether you should tell your supervisor or just not say anything until it's brought up. It's going to depend a lot on how on-it your company is. If your supervisor is cool and your company is chill, you might want to approach the company and say "hey, I did something thoughtless and I was treating the company computer like a personal device for a little while before I had a lightbulb moment and realized my mistake then deleted my personal information from the machine" and see what happens. If your company is not chill, remove everything and if anyone ever confronts you about this don't lie and say you didn't do anything - they've got logs - but say "I'm sorry, I was treating the work computer like a personal machine before I realized how inappropriate that was and stopped using it in that way; I removed my personal information on X date and have not used it that way since, my apologies."

Companies don't just track your activities on work machines because they want to know what you're doing, they do it because it can be a big security risk; if you've been torrenting on the work computer and you're not REALLY REALLY REALLY sure what you're doing, you can end up getting the machine compromised and then introducing a compromised machine into your work's network and infecting other machines or you can end up with a keylogger vacuuming up sensitive client data.

If there is ANY RISK WHATSOEVER that you've ended up with any kind of malware/virus/keylogger, you have to bring it up with work IT. Frame it as a thoughtless mistake and tell them you're approaching them proactively because you don't want to risk introducing vulnerabilities to the environment or put company data at risk. Don't tell them about any crimes you were committing (torrenting copyrighted material is a crime) but let them know that there may be malicious software on the device and it should be imaged.

[ms-demeanor]

You can have ingenuity when you understand what event logs are.

[delicatefury]

Just out of law school, I worked doing something called E-Discovery. E-discovery is what happens when someone is getting sued and computer records are requested during the discovery phase.

I and dozens of other attorneys would spend the day sifting by through emails, pdfs, event logs, browser histories, word docs, excel sheets, etc. looking for information relative to the case to hand over to the other party.

But sometimes, because they were already paying for our time, our clients would ask us to flag… interesting… documents that we’d find. Things that looked suspicious or illegal and might be important to know about that weren’t actually relevant to the case. They could do that because it’s their own documents we were going through or documents they had permission to go through.

Let me tell you, the amount of affairs alone you find on people’s work emails is insane. Casual discussions of bribes, embezzlement, etc. And a whole lot of private health information and porn use. And that’s not even touching the time we had an actual order from the FBI to let them know if we found CP while looking through documents in our corporate civil case that had nothing to do with pedophilia. Because the company our client was suing shared a server with a different company that was being investigated for that.

Basically: there is no such thing as privacy on a work computer. It logs every thing you do. And your bosses can access it any time they want. Because it’s their computer, not yours. And even if they don’t know how to extract that info or have time to sort it themselves, there are many very skilled professionals that do.

DO NOT USE YOUR WORK COMPUTER FOR PRIVATE THINGS!

[willowofthehearth]

DO NOT USE YOUR WORK COMPUTER FOR PRIVATE THINGS!

[funakounasoul]

Idea from a bsky moot - More Clingy Girlfriend/Chill Girlfriend stuff. They're a big fan of those pieces, hee~

I was given the option of either a beach scene or movie-watching scene, though I kind of forgot the beach idea had a few little extra details... I got SOME of them in here! 😂

[amratsu]

more minoriko posting for harvest mino courtesy of a generous commissioner! there's a bigger version and nudes so encourage me to post them by wishlisting and reblogging ;)

[ask-foxtrot]

meet vanilla! she uh, she exists!

[nitewrighter]

Me: I don't get it. I thought I was doing a lot better than I was a few years ago. I'm like 10 times more on top of things than I used to be. How does everything feel terrible now?

The Tiny Me in OSHA-approved Hi-Vis Gear Who lives in my brain and pulls all the levers: Boss, it's the fascism. You're completely gunked up with cortisol due to the fact that your entire daily life is now underscored with a haunting awareness of the rapid erosion of your rights, dignity, and any and all social safety nets, and you're also bearing witness to the most vulnerable people immediately being persecuted. This creates a natural stress response that basically means you're going to continue having memory and organizational problems, as well as emotional imbalances.

Me: BUT I HAVE A BULLET JOURNAL AND I MEDITATE NOW.

Tiny OSHA Me: BOSS, THE FASCISM.

[funakounasoul]

Lunch Doodle Number 1: Is she brooding? Is she just ignoring you? Is she thinking about lunch? Who knows...

Lunch Doodle Number 2: Kasuga enjoys the view, too~

[phallen1]

Ivy Pepper from Lackadaisy as an early skydiver.  My sketch request for backing the Lackadaisy book reprint.

Anachronistic and I know it - sport skydiving didn’t start until the 50s - but that is totally something I could see Ivy getting into.

lackadaisycats I’m just going to start saying “thank you” over and over and not stop.

[phallen1]

Sad news. I had the original of this in a frame in my home office, but it fell victim to an electrical fire.

Dealing with this house fire is a nightmare no matter what. Fortunately there’s little lost that is truly irreplaceable. Unfortunately, this is one of them.

[phallen1]

The sketch survived. The frame melted before the paper burned. It's a little beat up, but that's a world better than I was expecting.

@lackadaisycats