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18/ M / South Park Welcome to my blog, per se. My name is Mike Makowski, former leader of the South Park Vampire Society. After my friends grew out of the vamp trend in high school, I spent a year or so proudly holding onto my fangs. For almost a year, I tried to return to my old "conformist" style, but I just didn't feel like myself. I finally managed to wiggle my way into the goth kids' clique and have happily adopted their term for newbie-- "babybat." I enjoy poetry, music, cooking, and Stephen King. indie south park rp blog for Mike Makowski

[babybat-makowski]

Jonathan: I can take you... to the place where innocents are being transformed into vampires.

[He leads his friends to the place of transformation.]

Van Helsing: Awww, Hot Topic? When did this open?

[buttah0lic-blog]

mike should join lola and i.

[babybat-makowski]

What am I joining

[buttah0lic-blog]

lola and i in bed.

[babybat-makowski]

I. Will be right over where are you?

[buttah0lic-blog]

mike should join lola and i.

[babybat-makowski]

What am I joining

[babybat-makowski]

Ah yes. The refreshing burn of toothpaste to the eye.

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Michael is going to fucking kill me for this but. 

I pointed out that him and Michael Cera look similar and he was not happy about it.

[babybat-makowski]

Later fags I'm gonna go pass out on Bebe's titties

[rubusrosaceae]

Anti-honesty hour. Ask me anything and I will respond with blatant lies.

[babybat-makowski]

There's literally no one on my dash but Bebe.

[buttah0lic-blog]

babybat-makowski i knew it. you’re gay.

[babybat-makowski]

Either that, or my dreams are trying to tell me something.

[buttah0lic-blog]

that you’re gay.

[babybat-makowski]

Or that I'm going to have to join Frank Iero on a top secret CIA mission fighting the mysterious alien invaders from a distant galaxy.

[buttah0lic-blog]

babybat-makowski i knew it. you’re gay.

[babybat-makowski]

Either that, or my dreams are trying to tell me something.

[babybat-makowski]

excuse u michael

[babybat-makowski]

I actually don't know which I hate more about that fucking Anaconda song. the lyrics, the arrangement, or the video.

[babybat-makowski]

True friendship is belting the lyrics to Helena together with mouths full of cookie.

[osteoprincess]

[babybat-makowski]

Skull in a salt lake

[babybat-makowski]

I went to a big international grocery and got some awesome things.

[babybat-makowski]

I made orange dreamsicle ice cream Sammie's before work.

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from the stream, thank you for coming uwu <3

maybe someday will make a t-shirt design out of this one