Whats Up My Names Jared

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[rayb1rd]

Kicked out of the Garden of Eden

Eve:

[gif87a-com]

[glenmoresparks]

Please admire this rabbit who made a plan, then carried it out with calm determination.

[thetheatrekiddestination]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Judaism, Christianity, and Islam all came from Abraham’s family. The fights that family had, and offspring would have, are fights we still have today

[huffpost]

A Reminder That ‘Princess Leia’ Is An O.G. Mental Health Hero

[longdistancewinner]

Carrie. You truly were a crazy, blurred, charismatic, weird, aging, kind person. ❤

[just-shower-thoughts]

It’s funny to think that the first telephone invented was important, but the second telephone was infinitely more important

[just-shower-thoughts]

Christmas is the only day when you get presents on someone else’s birthday

[rheeandor]

[the-lore-protector]

For the love of God, unmute

[pozolegirl]

I AM GOING TO SCREAM.

[adamdryver]

@gayfinnpoe

[tiredalexanderr]

@solikerez I’M CRYING HOLY FUCK XD XD XD

[loseegoose]

I hate this.

[floretesdecolors]

@ketterdamns

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

So today at church we had a talent show and one of the kids did the talent of telling jokes and he set up a joke “what do you call a duck with fangs” and one of the little kids shouted “A FUCK!” and I almost died.

[no-mere-mortals]

What DO you call a duck with fangs?

[tanenwa]

Count Quackula

[thecheshiresmiles]

everytime I hear about children of the corn I think about the guy I met at comic con who actually lived in the town they filmed that movie at, and on the farm where they filmed in the corn. he was a teenager at the time and him and his friends would get drunk on moonshine and rustle the corn and let the air out of the tires of the production team’s trailers and shit. and now there’s Wikipedia pages about how the children of the corn set was haunted and they thought they angered god but it was really just drunk hillbillies

[superiorhomo]

I don’t like adding to posts but I also have a funny story like this, so I was watching the movie the Blair witch which takes place in burkettsville maryland, which to me is so funny because that is were my grandfather lives and the town is literally just old people and cows with their main street consisting of a post office. Well anyway he told me that after it came out people were coming in like bus loads to the town to find the witch and my grandfather lives up in the Mountain area and people were up in his property trying to find the witch and it made him angry so he went out and hung up stick people and stacked rocks and it freaked the people out so they started thinking something was out there when really it was my 80 year old Italian grandpa who wanted people out of his woods.

[ginathethundergoddess]

We had ghost hunters come to a historic house in my town to film and if you think every high school kid in town respectfully stayed at home that night instead of going to fuck up that filming you’re dead wrong.

[animentality]

this is comforting, actually, sometimes paranormal things are just a bunch of bored people dicking around in the woods.

[kalyayev-deactivated20180228]

New favorite cryptid: locals

[just-shower-thoughts]

It’s funny that pirates were always going around searching for treasure, and they never realized that the real treasure was the fond memories they were creating

[just-shower-thoughts]

In public, whenever I step a certain way or rub against something and it makes a fart sound, I immediately do it a few more times so everyone will know I didn’t actually fart.

[just-shower-thoughts]

A persons Legs And Privates make up their LAP.

[gxing-in-cxrcles-deactivated201]

the worst pain is to make small talk with the person you once told everything.

[long-tan-and-waluigi]

You know when that WAHline BLING

You know that can mean WAHn thing.

[sophaea]

[sassafrasjungle]

#the poison#the poison for kuzco#the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco#kuzco’s poison#that poison