Bacchus90's Toybox

Just a gay dude in his 30's.

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Blaze, M/S, Rogue.

Opens me up the right way.

I mentioned using one M/S in an old review of S/S Blaze, so I figured a review was in order.

I still don't understand what I like about this model. Okay, I do. But he's not the most attractive one of the bunch that I got. Sometimes, I still don't know which way is up, but it's fun inserting him nonetheless.

He's super thick in all the right places, and where he tapers lets me naturally sleeve over the shaft without issues. I hate to say it but it's like my body simply decides to accept him without any resistance. My butthole just readily accepts him and clamps down where the base is. God, I hate how much power this one has over me.

I got this rogue in a lovely red and purple split. Love the matte and the metallic finish. It's unique pours like this that get all my $$$. Haha. Not cute. No regrets.

It's possible I won't need to warm up to take him, but I find that lining up 3-5 toys at a time and working my way leading up to the main event is so enjoyable. The sensation of stretching vertically over the slope and then horizontally over the swell before squeezing past the girth is a real delight. I sometimes work him in and out of me by pulling him out, and letting my butthole do the work of eagerly sucking him in.

I think I said everything I wanted to say.

Final rating: S

Pros: Lovely shape, easy to use. Feels natural to keep in my butthole. My butthole wants to eat the whole thing up without feeling overwhelmed.

Cons: The model's okay-looking. In my opinion, he feels a lot better than he looks. Lol. I can look past this though... I mean, when I close my eyes and just enjoy. Lol.

I'm a fan. Have him in M/M too for a rougher experience.

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Blaze, S/S, Rogue.

Looks like a Hydro Pump rogue? I snagged this a few weeks back, and really, there's not much to add to Blaze in S/S. I guess I liked my other one a whole lot, which was why I had to get this lovely toy. Don't get me wrong, I still enjoy my banana peel-looking Blaze, but this one's just a lovely marble to look at.

I have family visiting, and it's just so kinky sitting around with this thing inside me without anyone knowing.

Wish I had more time and privacy to review larger toys, but for now, this will do.

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Blaze, S/S. Rogue.

Small but mighty.

This is one of the few Bad Dragon dildos that had me double-checking the website for the dimensions. He's small to the point that he's smaller than most "small" toys I've ever held, and that made me wonder if he's a mini. I initially reached out to CS to make sure what I was sent was indeed small, but I had gotten out my measuring tape to see for myself. Yup, the small one comes up to about 4.5" usable length.

His head is very familiar, and his swell is filling. There's really not much else to say about his shape. I've held off on buying Blaze for the longest time for one reason -- that he didn't look exciting enough compared to other models. I'm glad I finally purchased him.

What he lacks in length, he makes up for in girth. He's about 6" around the thickest portion of the shaft, which is around the halfway mark. It's big, but not overwhelmingly so. I can't believe how comfortable he is to wear for an extended period of time. What I'd done was plug myself with him and laze about watching TV. I can't say I particularly enjoy him as a thruster, given the length, but what I find pleasurable is holding him in. While I've certainly taken larger, thicker toys, the shape lends itself to a fair amount of prostate stimulation -- the pressure is sufficient, and being able to squeeze him to pull him further in makes Blaze a fun toy to grip with my butthole.

I kept him in for about 30 minutes, after which I finally switched to using an M/S Blaze, which I will be reviewing.

Final rating: A+

Pros: Easy to use; good prostate stim. If you like moving toys around with your butthole, this one's perfect for that.

Cons: Not very attractive-looking... Not really the first thing I'd think about when considering fantasy toys.

All in all, a great toy that's making its place among my favorites... So much so that I currently have 5 Blazes and 2 more on the way.

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Scored a different kind of John, M/SSMB, Frankenpour.

Huh, he has split firmness. The black part (head to middle of shaft) is soft, and the white middle of the shaft onwards is medium. I think the initial insertion has always been the most challenging part for me, so the soft head and having a generally more pliant toy to work with will work quite nicely... the medium base will make sure it doesn't flop around. Quite excited for this, actually!

Do you think I should review him? Let me know what you think!

P.S. I should be respecting my buy ban, but you know what, I saw him sitting in the inventory for the last couple of weeks. Still, I'm curious as to why he hasn't been bought until now. Still, I'm happy with my purchase and I look forward to having him come home soon!

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Kelvin, S/M. BD Metallic Blue.

Frosty.

Quick review -- I wish I had plenty of nice things to say about Kelvin.

I mean, look at him, isn't he the cutest? He's not imposing like most BD models, which is mainly why I got him. He's about the size of what I consider a good plug. You know, the sort of thing you cram up your butthole while you go grocery shopping, video gaming, or other menial activities. The plating on this thing is gorgeous, and the glans on him... to die for. I love the insertion down to however many plates I could take, but that's all the good I have to say.

Of course, as with all reviews, YMMV. Had to throw that disclaimer! For what I hoped I got him for (you know, that one toy you stuff yourself full with and kind of forget you have it in, and then you move a certain way and you're reminded it's very much still inside...), I can't really say I'm impressed. It won't stay in. Knotting him is not possible, at least with my butthole, especially when there's no wiggle room past the girth before the base. My frustration had be resorting to furiously fucking my butthole with the plated shaft (loved it), but concluded with me attempting a difficult stuffing a Fenrir. This was unsuccessful for a whole different reason. Tucker was able to save the day, somehow, especially with the way my bathroom floor was a mess with all the lube and my cramping hand.

And before anyone thinks if I didn't try hard enough, I can guarantee I surely did... I tried everything from standing, sitting, bent over, sideways, upside-down, inside-out, topsy-turvy. Okay, maybe not all of them, but still, I'd like to think I put in some really good effort. Nope. My butthole wasn't going to suck the toy up and cling to the non-existing spot between the knot and the base.

As an active thrusting fucker, he's amazing. But I'd recommend getting one size larger. That gives you more shaft to work on. I mean the small gives about 5" per the BD stats page, but I find that that's a decent amount of dick to work with. I wish he'd have been longer in Small, too, but then again I don't really always need a giant monster cock (questionable) to please my butthole with.

Final rating: C+ D for knotting, A- for thrusting. It all averages out.

Pros: I admire the head swell, and love the textures. Like, a fucking lot.

Cons: The impossible knot. Not for me. Please, no knot jokes. I kind of want to chop him up in places to make possible knotting, but also I must be mad to do that to such a beautiful toy.

Or you know, it might be that my butthole's in the wrong here and it's a me problem.

P.S. I know this review meant to be short, sorry. Will I try it again? Yes, but with a different set of expectations. I'll fuck my butthole actively thinking this is a thrusting toy.

P.P.S. "Hey, Bacch, I thought you said you're more into soft toys?" Yes, but my butthole sometimes wants a bit more of an intense experience. I have a S/S Kelvin with a CT, and that I have yet to try... Maybe one of these days, I'll get the chance to bounce on him for hours.

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Dildo splurge. Ugh, my wallet hates me but my butthole will be happy.

Sleipnir M/S, Seraphina's Signature.

Tempestt S/M, BD Blue.

Kona XL/SSFB, Kona's Natural (... again with another ugly Kona!).

Chance Unflared L/M, Iced Lemonade.

Chance Unflared M/M, Rogue (looks like Iced Lemonade, but with Cyan instead of Blue).

Chance Unflared M/M, Rogue (looks like a Magic Butterfly with more Blue and Pink, less Clear), with CT.

Archer Uncut M/M, Rogue. Caramel macchiato!

Archer Uncut S/M, Rogue. Earth colors. Lol.

Definitely will be reviewing these at some point!!! Let me know which one you're most curious about!

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Mystic, S/S. Rogue.

Add some magic to your bedroom!

Really short review ahead.

What's not to love about Mystic? This is my go-to S/S toy for when I want to stuff my butthole with something. Not necessarily stuff it full, but bigger than let's say a couple of fingers. Despite its size (BD small is big, yes, but relatively smaller to newer models), it's something that does the job.

On really hungry days, I use this to size up quickly to medium toys.

In use, S/S is alright. Some days I prefer my S/M Mystic, but most of the time I really like the gummy bear softness of this green little thing. Anal insertion is a little difficult with softer toys, and it's no different here. I would lube the tip a bit and hold it an inch or so below the tip. And in it goes. S/M is a little bit more exciting during the insertion part -- I like holding it by the base and screwing it in.

Once it's inside and hilted all the way in, I like squeezing at it tirelessly with my butthole while I pull it out. The spiral ribbing is a real treat. I would then loosen my grip and shove it back in.

Fun times.

Final rating: S

Pros: Pleasant texture. Taper helps size up to larger toys within the same session.

Cons: It's a horn, not a dick, so I don't feel comfortable calling parts of it "head," "shaft," etc. Lol.

P.S. I have a video I posted of this toy in use somewhere... 😳

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Abyss the Kaiju, S/S, SC. Ridley's Natural.

Unsure if he's an alien or an overgrown lizard thing. He looks pretty monstrous.

I wasn't originally getting this guy, but I thought why not. He had teenie-weenies on the first weekend they were selling him, and I thought I could update my collection with a giant lizard/Godzilla-type thing. I just want to say that the art of him is sensational (check it out if you haven't yet), but looking at this dildo didn't appeal to me as much as I had hoped. Still, I purchased him because he was in Ridley's Natural, and just because everything was confused (alien VS giant monster VS ???), I went for it.

This is pretty textured, but much of it is lost in soft firmness. I can't imagine this toy in firm (no hate, I just have a sensitive butthole). Medium, I imagine would be a bit of a rougher time. I like that he squishes so much in soft, and there have been times I hold him just to run by thumb over the wiring/coils (or whatever they are supposed to resemble). They are very pliant to stroke, and the toy suddenly feels less scary than it looks. The top part is very textured, kinda grainy, and the bottom part has opposite diagonal lines that intersect towards the middle. The grooves along the section are deepest here and are what could be felt by my poor, eager butthole.

I don't like the shape, though. I wasn't quite sure what they were going for when they designed the head like that. It's "cute." There, I said it. You have a little nub to insert, and then after that, it's all girth... I really wish they had gone with a bit more length.

In use, I have to say I'm not in love. Not to say Abyss is bad; just not for me. He's unlike the usual phallic shape that I expect... in fact, he's shaped like a whiteboard eraser. Thin-ish and wide and blocky. Sorry, if I don't make sense. There's no difficulty inserting him, granted I'd used another toy to prepare, but once he was inside, it felt "ok" in a weird kind of way. There's not much depth you could go on with the small, so I feel like I was stretching my butthole somewhat thinly vertically, and I kind of hoped to have more going with the shaft. I'm thinking this might be better for other bits and pieces that are shallower than my anus, but I digress.

In soft, he's not as intense as he looks. And unfortunately, he does nothing for my prostate. I'll have to try him another day and see if my butthole likes him better then.

Final rating (for now): C

Pros: Something new and different. Coils are super fun to touch.

Cons: The shape is thin and wide, which stretches the butthole one way and not the other... Also (personally) somewhat on the shallow side.

Should I rehome or give it another go? Let me know what you think! No hate.

P.S. Maybe my butthole's built wrong. If anyone has any tips to help me love this toy, please drop them below.

P.P.S. God. I can't believe the number of times I said the word "butthole." LOL.

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Chance (Unflared), M/S. Rogue.

Bacchus' favorite OG horse.

Chance needs no introduction. I think he's definitely the first thing that comes to mind when someone says "horse dildo." Horse dildo. Did you think of him? Lol.

Anyway, I'm a fan. I do have him in various sizes and in several firmnesses. Some with tubes, most without. This is the most recent horse that I purchased since I went soft-crazy. I couldn't resist this rogue coloration of pink and silver with greenish-silver shimmer, and it's really super pretty to look at and hold.

It can be expected with the rounded head, there's a bit of difficulty getting it in, but you know, it's always a fun time. He's definitely easier to use in medium firmness, but soft wasn't that much more difficult to insert.

Going into the actual use, the veining on this is subtle but offers variations on the shaft surface. I know that doesn't make sense. I guess it's just to say it's not like you're stuffing yourself with a tube, which was how I felt about a few other models (blind items to be disclosed at a future time). It's easy to take or maybe I was just hungry then. The medial ring isn't that prominent, but the bump does feel like somewhat of a stretch.

Hilting him can be questionable. I mean, I guess the sky's the limit when you have so much material to work with. I personally call my limit where his sheath starts... And that's usually as far in as my poor butthole lets anything poke.

Comparing M/S with M/M, I'd say it's a mood thing. The soft one isn't exactly for thrusting, I find. It's more of an "I want to get stuffed so I'll cram this whole thing up my bum bum." Lol.

Final rating: S

Pros: Uhh...

Cons: Uhh...

Can't get enough of my Chance!

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Nøkken the Hippocampus, M/S. Orochi's Signature.

A fun addition to the stable!

Ugh. This is a bit of an impulse buy the day Nøkken was officially announced. I couldn't pass up on the promotional teenie-weenie offer... I actually ended up purchasing three Nøkkens (?) -- M/S, M/S with CT, and L/S. Among all three, this has to be my favourite. Wouldn't you agree that Orochi's Signature on this water horse thing looks good?

ALSO. I love adding new ones to the ever-growing stable.

I'm not sure where to begin with this toy, so I'll just say I enjoy it. I'm not just saying it, though. Beyond fidgeting around to slip it in, I quite enjoyed it. The head is rounded, and it makes initial insertion a bit of an annoyance. I recommend lubing up just the bulbous head and gripping it just under the glans to insert. Of course, YMMV -- I only use my toys anally as it's the apparatus I have. Lol. It took a couple of minutes to finally insert it, but once it was in, it wasn't going anywhere. The head's shaped in a way that past the glans, my orifice just wanted to close up on it.

Have you ever thought about getting fucked by a waffle maker? I guess this is as close as it gets... That's the texture this feels like, and while I'm not obsessed, there's something very exciting about feeling the boxy texture rubbing against my skin. It didn't hurt, and it certainly wasn't uncomfortable, at least in the firmness that I got Nøkken in. I lingered a little more because despite looking like a kitchen appliance, I found pleasure in it. I'm sorry if you can't look at waffle makers the same way again.

Like any other horse, he has a medial ring. I find that of all the horses I've tried, this was the most challenging. It's at an angle, and the slope just made for a weird sensation. I hadn't meant to do any depth play the day I tried him, but once the sloped girth popped in, I could feel myself inching in with ease. The soft firmness helped it settle, and once at the base, I was very much content.

After my kerfuffle, my mind wandered to... not waffles (close -- pancakes).

Final rating: A

Pros: Exciting texture. Soft and easy to use. Great for depth play; plenty filling.

Cons: A bit of grappling before any fun. Weirdly-sloped medial ring. Or you know, maybe my body's just wrong.

Tired of the usual horse? Give this water horse a try! Splash!

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Kona, S/S, SC-CT. Kona's Natural.

Nice and easy -- great for lazy days.

There's something I need to get out of my chest. The coloration is absolutely hideous. I don't know if it's just me, but I don't like the way it looks. But regardless, I got mine on clearance, so there's really no complaining. And it's not like my butthole can sense colors, so it's all good.

I mentioned that it's on clearance because it's what guided my purchasing decision... With a CT, this toy would have run me about $115. Because it was a flop (nicks on the base, which are negligible when in use), I paid $68.

In use, I was pleasantly surprised. The pointed tip made insertion super easy, even when I got it in S/S. The head resembles a very familiar shape (the phallus, if you stretch your imagination), but the slight bend introduces a new sensation. I find that angling the underside of the head upwards rubs my sweet spot just right, and it was more than enough to get me going. Slipping past that, there's a gradual but sure widening of the shaft, which I must say was very enjoyable. At the end of it, I could feel myself all stretched out.

I did use the CT. I pumped about two syringes full of their brand-name cumlube. I'm not new to cumlube or anything, but I was a little bit more mindful of any spillage that may that place because it's a taper and there's not much to hold any liquid in. No, there wasn't any mess. I just clenched and all the fun stuff.

One thing to point out is that the pointed tip can feel a bit stabby, especially when angling it in a way that it settles right. I poked myself twice or thrice when I was initially thrusting without using the CT. It wasn't painful or anything (more on the side of discomfort), but I can imagine that firmer options might feel intense.

Final rating: B+

Pros: Straightforward. Pleasant curves. Stimulates my prostate just fine.

Cons: Can be hurty-hurty.

I mean, for $68, I really shouldn't be complaining. Lol.

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Roland, L/M. Firework.

Bacchus-approved introduction to somewhat "large" toys.

I want to start by saying I've been averse to "Large" toys. I don't consider myself a size queen, and I've always looked at Medium, and even Small toys can be gigantic. There's something about Bad Dragon's sizing that's just a little hard to place sometimes. Like seriously. Sure, the measurements can be found on the website, which is very helpful... but when comparing a Large of this with a different size of that, it becomes apparent that the labels by which these toys are gauged are rather arbitrary... I'll spare everyone the mental gymnastics so here's my conclusion: Roland (the rattle-yote, a rattlesnake and coyote hybrid?), makes for a great introduction to technically "Large" toys.

Roland is something I would consider easy to use. The spaded tip and the decently-sized shaft lend themselves to a bit of some thrusting action. It's easy in the sense that the bulging that leads to the knot is smooth and subtle, and very gentle. While I do have him in L/S as well (on which I intend to write a review in the future), I tried the L/M first given that he seems of manageable thickness. Upon reaching the knot, there's a bit of a gentle stretch, which I consider to be pleasant. Around this point, I can expect that I'll run into my inner wall, which I have to massage open before continuing any further, but when I tried my L/M Roland for the first time, I did not run into this issue.

I did take my time with knotting, though, because of the head's shape. It's a little pointy, and I was cautious so as not to stab myself and cause any discomfort. With how subtle the knot is, I was able to reach the middle of the knot (presumably the fullest portion of the toy) and pushed. It was as though it guided itself right into place, and... that was the first Large size toy that I've taken in full.

Once it was lodged where it belonged, I worked the toy around, rotating it around and trying to feel around to situate it best. I found that while I'm on my back, aiming the toy like doing the missionary position felt the most fulfilling. Roland to me seemed like a thrusting toy, so I did just that until my toy hand cramped. And when it did, I'd jammed this stick of dynamite in. And then I exploded. And then there were fireworks...

No, I don't think I've reached some sort of transcendence having taken a Large toy, and I'm nowhere close to being a size queen still. Still, I felt a sense of accomplishment to have conquered Roland. Was it something I would do every time I play with toys? Probably not. Would I ever do it again? Absolutely!

Final rating: A-

Pros: Simple, easy to use. Technically Large without being too extreme. Pleasant.

Cons: Feels a bit plain sometimes; could use a bit more texture. Somewhat poke-y.

Highly recommended for someone looking to size up.

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Austin, S/S. Bubble Gum.

As far as knotted dildos go, Austin is my go-to. He's probably my most-used knotted model for times I want to get a good knotting. The shape is what I consider on the less challenging side, but don't let that fool you. Using the knot is lots of fun.

I like a bunch of things about Austin: the sizeable head, the consistent thickness of the shaft, and the easy, gradual swell of the knot. I had gotten mine in S/S, which makes longer play sessions more comfortable. There's really not much to say here apart from I enjoy the little bit of thrusting action for the warm-up.

Knotting, in my personal experience, is the main event. Once I've had enough, I like seeing if I could take the toy in its entirety. Given the size, Austin's not intimidating, but the knot is incredibly satisfying once it's in. I love the feeling of wanting to close on the thin neck of the toy just before the base. And yes, before you wonder, he's great for knot fucking too.

Going in can be subtle but the way out is slightly more intense, especially with how the full bulb stretches the orifice the widest on its way out. Not at all painful to start with, but increasingly more and more pleasurable after repeated knot thrusts. I find that once I tire out from thrusting him in and out, I slip him in and clench around past the knot, and then that's it.

In soft firmness, there's an initial struggle cramming the toy in my butthole. It's like trying to smush something soft in my butt and there's very little control of how much knot to fit in when slipping inside. For this reason, a medium firmness one might be more practical. This is exactly why I got a medium one. And oh, impulsive me got another soft one because of the colors.

Final rating: A

Pros: Easily my favorite knot toy due to size/shape. Knot is fulfilling.

Cons: Initial knot insertion can give my poor hand cramps. Lol.

Not only is Austin great for beginners but as an intermediate user (or so I think), I quite enjoy him.

Bonus: Pic of my rogue S/S Austin.

It's still in the bag for posterity. You never know when the world's gonna end.