“ we’ve both said a lot of things you’re going to regret . ”
“ i think we can put our differences behind us … you monster . ”
“ it’s been a long time . ”
“ how have you been ? ”
“ this will be our only chance to talk . ”
“ you are a horrible person . ”
“ i’ll give you credit : i guess you are listening to me . ”
“ remember before , when i was talking about smelly garbage standing around being useless ? that was a metaphor . i was actually talking about you . ”
“ did you know that people with guilty consciences are more easily startled by loud nois— *blasts airhorn* ”
“ nobody but you is that pointlessly cruel . ”
“ i made it all up . ”
“ i am very pleased you made it through my final challenge , where i … pretended i was going to murder you . ”
“ i know you’re there . i can sense you . ”
“ you haven’t escaped , you know . ”
“ you’re not even going the right way . ”
“ uh - oh . somebody cut the cake . i told them to wait for you , but they did it anyway . ”
“ didn’t we have some fun , though ? ”
“ you really shouldn’t be here . this isn’t safe for you . ”
“ it’s not too late for you to turn back . ”
“ okay . i am going to kill you now . ”
“ someday , we’ll remember this and laugh . and laugh . and laugh . ”
“ you’re not a good person . you know that , right ? ”
“ this is your fault . it didn’t have to be like this . ”
“ i’m not kidding . turn back , or i will kill you . ”
“ i’m going to kill you , and all the cake is gone . ”
“ you don’t even care , do you ? ”
“ despite your violent behaviour , the only thing you’ve broken so far is my heart . ”
“ maybe you should marry that thing if you love it so much . do you want to marry it ? … WELL I WON’T LET YOU . how does that feel ? ”
“ i’ll tell you what that thing isn’t : it isn’t yours . so leave it alone . ”
“ have i ever lied to you ? … i mean , in this room . ”
“ killing you and giving you good advice aren’t mutually exclusive . ”
“ nice job breaking it , hero . ”
“ this isn’t brave . it’s murder . what did i ever do to you ? ”
“ i honestly , TRULY didn’t think you’d fall for that . ”
“ you’re about to become the immediate past president of the being alive club . ”
“ i hate you so much . ”
“ look , even if you think we’re enemies , we’re enemies with a common interest : revenge . ”
“ i thought you were my greatest enemy , when all along , you were my best friend . ”
“ under the circumstances , i’ve been shockingly nice . ”
“ i used to want you dead but now i only want you gone . ”
“ you’ve got your short , sad life left . ”
“ goodbye , my only friend … oh — did you think i meant you ? that would be funny if it weren’t so sad . well , you have been replaced . i don’t need anyone now . ”
“ when i delete you maybe i’ll stop feeling so bad . ”
“ go make some new disaster . ”
“ you’re someone else’s problem . ”
“ i’m brilliant . i’m not bragging , it’s an objective fact . ”
“ i hate you . it can’t be for no reason . you must deserve it . ”
“ i don’t suppose you ever stopped whining long enough to reflect on your own shortcomings . ”
