Back Alley Science

10,000 years ago into the future...

[backalleyscience]

call me a bra because i’m here to support you and touch your boobs.

[goatscantrunfast-blog-deactivat]

[unftoyoutoo]

is this ur cat

Oh god

[shoegraze-deactivated20130912]

[backalleyscience]

I should have gone to bed 3 inboxes ago

[jonnovstheinternet]

In Romania they have box Vodka.

It’s 37.5% and it comes with a fucking straw.

[theperksofbeinga-cunt]

ROMANIA KNOWS HOW TO PARTY

[pleaseturnyourcaron-deactivated]

LIVIA

[lolahbunee]

:o

[bingomann]

Independent living is..

[entreeuemim]

[farewell-persephone]

Everyone knows post-traumatic djentcore is the best genre, I don’t even know what you assholes are talking about.

[ouijaboardofficial]

listen man I was just making a cry out of desperation and it snowballed I’m really sorry alright I swear I didn’t know

[mutedsheeps-deactivated20130820]

This all started out with a cry for help

[backalleyscience]

Y’ALL-NEED-JESUS-CORE

[ouijaboardofficial]

dude I fucking hate August Burns Red

[mutedsheeps-deactivated20130820]

What?! When I hear jesuscore I think of

[backalleyscience]

When I hit a harmonic I am both soaking panties and saving heathens.

[inferno-soul]

[deepfuze]

“Manerfish. Fish, which catches man”

[farewell-persephone]

Everyone knows post-traumatic djentcore is the best genre, I don’t even know what you assholes are talking about.

[ouijaboardofficial]

listen man I was just making a cry out of desperation and it snowballed I’m really sorry alright I swear I didn’t know

[mutedsheeps-deactivated20130820]

This all started out with a cry for help

[backalleyscience]

Y'ALL-NEED-JESUS-CORE

[x-ophile-deactivated20141117]

Skeletons In An Office, 1944, Paul Delvaux

[captainsensible]

[ouijaboardofficial]

Like seriously if all you do is beat on pots and pans, I don’t give a shit. Come jam with me. We can make a genre called “kitchen-core” and little shitheads will karate dance to it, it’ll be fun I swear.

[mutedsheeps-deactivated20130820]

…

[backalleyscience]

OH MY GOD SLUTBEARCORE LET ME TELL YOU. AND I HAVE A SKIRT MADE OUT OF THE SECOND AMENDMENT SO I CAN WAVE AROUND MY BEAR ARMS AS I DROP KICK THE BASSIST

[4gifs]

[apemom-deactivated20130506]

Hell ya Hell ya hell ya Fuckin right Fuckin right alright

[ouijaboardofficial]

Like seriously if all you do is beat on pots and pans, I don’t give a shit. Come jam with me. We can make a genre called “kitchen-core” and little shitheads will karate dance to it, it’ll be fun I swear.

[mutedsheeps-deactivated20130820]

KITCHENCORE SUCKS LAUNDRYROOMCORE OR DIE FGT

[backalleyscience]

FUCK THE BOTH OF YOU PANTRYCORE IS WAY MORE LEGIT THAN EITHER OF THOSE. POSERS

[ouijaboardofficial]

MISTER I HAVE NOT BEGUN TO PROJECT MY ANGER ONTO YOU  

[backalleyscience]

YOU WILL KNOW THE TRUENESS OF MY GLORIOUS SHRED AS I GO INTO A 15 MINUTE LONG SALT SHAKER AND SPAM SOLO

[ouijaboardofficial]

Like seriously if all you do is beat on pots and pans, I don’t give a shit. Come jam with me. We can make a genre called “kitchen-core” and little shitheads will karate dance to it, it’ll be fun I swear.

[mutedsheeps-deactivated20130820]

KITCHENCORE SUCKS LAUNDRYROOMCORE OR DIE FGT

[backalleyscience]

FUCK THE BOTH OF YOU PANTRYCORE IS WAY MORE LEGIT THAN EITHER OF THOSE. POSERS