Back to the Future: In Haiku

I'm doing this from / memory only. forgive / any omissions

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#58

"I'm from the future." Doc Brown is enraged that his mind reader is fucked.

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#57

Doc doesn't want him To speak. He makes some real bad and wrong predictions.

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#56

Doc answers the door. Strange contraption on his head. Mind reading device!

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#55

Marty needs to find Doc Brown and figure out how to get his ass home.

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#54

Quickly he stands up and rushes out of the house. "He's an idiot."

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#53

Lorraine goes for an under-the-table handjob Marty's super freaked.

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#52

Two TVs? You must be rich! Nobody has two. Dinner gets awkward.

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#51

It's the episode Where he's a spaceman! What's a rerun? Oh, ya know.

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#50

The dad set up the television so they can watch Jackie Gleason.

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#49

Better get used to these bars, kid. Uncle Joey really loves prison.

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#48

Put your pants back on! Marty heads down in his vest. Think he's a sailor.

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#47

She calls him Calvin. Written on his underwear. Calvin Klein tighties.

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#46

It's clearly getting Oedipal. And fast. Lorraine wants to hump Marty

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#45

"You're safe and sound now. Good old 1955." WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!

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#44

Marty wakes. Was it All just a bad dream? His mom is comforting him.

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#43

Marty saves his dad But, oh shit, the car hits him Head thunks onto street.