bad project moon aus

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welcome to bad-lobcorp-aus, where god's light cannot reach and bong-bong is eternal

! this blog contains spoilers for all project moon content !

mod is @cryptologicalmystic

submissions are open!

rules

bad au submissions go in the submit box. (i'll still accept them in the askbox, especially if you're on anon, but if submissions are closed and you submit as an ask your submission is probably going to be deleted 😔)

questions for the mod go in the ask box

no nsfw! i'm an adult, but i'd still rather not see it

no racism/sexism/transphobia/ableism/etc. no exceptions. this includes misgendering characters who canonically use they/them.

if an au isn't bad enough (by which i mean you've clearly put more than a few minutes of thought into it), i'm probably not going to post it. once it starts genuinely taking up real estate in your brain it starts being a good au. sorry. (exceptions may be made if there is an obvious punchline)

other than that, go wild! i'll update this post as i need to

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Au where all the typography in the logos is in comic sans

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au where netzach is replaced by doomguy

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au where la manchaland and lobotomy corporation switch story roles. you go to the lobotomy corporation in canto 7, and you EAT the abnormalities,

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au where every single character is replaced with cassetti for no clear reason, except for hohenheim, who is exactly the same

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Au where everyone has their own gesellschaft

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au where nothing changes except ppl call each other "hod" as derogatory slang like "chud"

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Au where each messenger carrys around a cootie catcher and they dole out prescripts by chasing people down to play it

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AU where everything is the same but rein was prescripted to be the queen of hatred.

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Au where Meohistopheles is a dragon

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au where everything is the same except the lobcorp elevators play a constant tune whenever the manager looks at them even though they're instant elevators that teleport you

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completely serious swap au where cassetti and donqui swap places, except that on the warp train instead of it being donqui eating people she just justice'd so hard it killed an entire train. the entire game ends right there because she 1 turns every sinner and also vergilius because she's justice-ing too hard to be stopped

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au where cassetti is bong bong

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au where cassetti is ayin

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Lob corp au where everything is the same but

　

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limbus company au where everything is the same except cassetti is on the bus

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au where angelica leaves roland because they had too many children and he goes to the library to look for her with his 12 kids

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