Bad Wings of Fire Ideas

What are some things that would make Wings of Fire (a book series made by Tui T. Sutherland) bad? Bad ideas in queue: 11 (MAY TAKE, AT MOST, 24 HOURS TO UPDATE)

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Welcome to Bad Wings of Fire Ideas! You will submit your bad idea for the Wings of Fire book series.

Wings of Fire is a book series made by Tui T. Sutherland.

Rules

No unrelated submissions. Submissions that do not contain a bad idea, or is a bad idea for a completely different series and has nothing to do with Wings of Fire, will be deleted.

Do not give personal info in your submission, otherwise your submission will be deleted.

No bad ideas that contain spoilers for new books. Please wait 1 month after the book was published before sending ideas that contain spoilers.

Bad ideas cannot be anything canon or had actually happened in the books. What counts: characters, canon events, existing arcs, etc. Saying a character's name or an arc as the whole bad idea is not allowed (example: a bad idea that just says "Peril").

Additional rules to be added.

This blog is heavily inspired by @bad-cos-ideas and @badfrideas.

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they make an official wings of fire video game but it's called 'six nights at clay's world and the prophecy machine' and it's mascot horror game where you're trapped in the evil abandon spooky cave and you have to avoid the evil dragonets of evil destiny that were tragically cursed by evil kestrel who was evil but she's also dead because all the stuff where the people dies happened fifty years ago, hense why everything is abandoned. and you're trying to solve the evil mystery of why the evil dragonets are evil, because they used to be normal, but now they got evilly corrupted by evil kestrel.

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scarlet rolls glory into a cigarette and smokes her

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3 magical incestuous dragons from a third continent come to Pyrrhia and conquer it to unify all 7 kingdoms. In doing so the main/biggest one burns down Corals palace, the second one takes Cliff on a joyride that totally isn’t a hostage situation in disguise, and the third one gets shot in the head like the bum they and their incestuous siblings really are when you take their cheat codes out the mix.

They go on to have a 300 year old dynasty before getting destroyed by a combination of icewings, mudwings, skywings, and seawings

there’s also a bunch of other stuff in between but idk I never read asoiaf I’m just larping

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https://www.tumblr.com/bad-wingsoffire-ideas/820443370602332160/blue-finds-out-cricket-cheated-on-him-in-a-poly

It turns out it was actually Cricket’s twin, Cwicket. Cricket sent him a text about it but she had bad wifi so it didn’t go through, and Blue finds this out too late as everyone explodes and dies

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Book 17 tackles global warming with an animus spell that causes there to be three suns to match the three moons

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The reason nightwings have powers is because Foeslayer's ancestor , daynotstalker, was the first animus and decided it would be nice to give everyone powers, with no strings attached❤️ so nice of him

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Winter and Qibli snort crack and Moon posts a video of it on JadeMountainTube

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Instead of overthrowing wasp, the silkwings realise that to be cringe is to be free and then they all get "lolz so randum xd >.<" personalities so they can stop being oppressed.

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Turns out Fathom made Blob immortal and he has grown to the size of a mountain. He is the kraken that tried to eat Umber, and Paua's pet is actually his great-grandson Bob.

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Before the royal challenge in Book 8, Queen Scarlet legitimized all of her bastard children just to fuck over Ruby, causing the blackfire rebellion: wof edition.

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https://www.tumblr.com/bad-wingsoffire-ideas/820171644409708544/httpswwwtumblrcombad-wingsoffire-ideas818956

Cricket manages to get revived however, but Blue is traumatized from ever going all the way again, mainly because Cricket’s 6 and I feel gross doing the alternative to this joke

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if peril was scarlets lighter osprey was the ashtray

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Moon and Qibli try to get Winter to join a polycule with them, except he says that while flattered, and while supporting poly people, he himself isn’t poly. So now it’s just kinda awkward

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Starlight was never blinded by the volcano and just read such awful fanfic of the old Sandwing Queen x the scavenger that killed her that he willingly ripped out his eyes to never make the same mistake again.

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when putting darkstalker under agate mountain, fathom and clearsight decide to make a spell so that, if darkstalker ever got out, they would come back as 'ghosts' (best word i could think of) to put him back.

fast forward to escaping peril, peril burns the scroll, and fathom and clearsight just pop up out of nowhere at the same time darkstalker comes out of the mountain. he then sings other friends from steven universe

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Arc 2, but Qibli has an AK-47 scaled up to his body size

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