begone Thot

*drake voice but high pitch*.

[sweetiebutter]

[diarrheaworldstarhiphop]

HE FUCKING GRINDED THE ENTIRETY OF YHE GRANVILLE BRIDGE OFFRAMP

THATS A LONG ASS RAMP

[spiroandthelacktones]

this dude unlocked the infinite grind cheat in real life

[meme-theft]

[sangombra-2]

HOLY SHIT 

[sandandglass]

The Creative Act of Listening to a Talking Frog

Kermit the Frog gives a talk on creativity and creative risk-taking

[fallfeatherspony]

did a puppet just fucking give some of the best advice ever.

[wilwheaton]

I hope you heard this in Kermit’s voice, just like I did.

[badass-muffin-fluffer]

I

[jewishdragon]

[babyanimalgifs]

[doggosource]

You’ve seen tail wagging… have you seen body wagging?

[tiltawhirrl]

[catchymemes]

[b-atiful]

The way in the last half a second it starts walking and you can hear his scream really ties this video together

[sushinfood]

literally frightened me

[talkingsoup]

this EXUDES new york

[mobgoblin]

MA!

[over-sleep]

[starwarsgraphictee]

This fucked me up.

[ssylas]

That, my friends, is a portal.

[breakfastburritoe]

Are you a fisherman because I think you’re a reel catch

[vanity-without-sanity]

You spelled real wrong.

[breakfastburritoe]

Throw this one back into the water boys we’ve got ourselves a city slicker

[porterr-robinson]

[thenatsdorf]

Music box puts kitten to sleep. (via osirisosito)

[blynn-safespace]

That’a so darn cute!!!!

[thatrandomalix]

@autumndiesirae

[dicaeopolis]

when u cut a bad person out of ur life

[xxwolfmeetstheskyxx]

Here's a tip

Carry a fork with you. If someone tries to rob you, pull the fork out of your pocket and say “thank you, Lord for this meal I’m about to have” and charge at them with the fork

[bnhoe]

[slab-o-meat]

crabs are so gentle, they can be so kind. their claws? precise little things, so careful in the sand, so careful with food. they do what they must to live and wave their claws to express their joy to the world for giving so much to them, for giving such kindness to these creatures known as crabs. please be gentle to crabs

[slab-o-meat]

i was on. a new sleep medication last night

[pizzaback-deactivated20201011]

but you were right

[frankarnstein]

Keira Knightley 20 January 2018

[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

Does anyone else remember the story about that poor lesbian who came out to her mother and her mother cried and said “it’s all that damn Keira Knightley’s fault, I knew I shouldn’t have let you watch pride and prejudice as a child” because I’m really feeling that now

[thefuzzydave]

[fakehistory]

Medieval doctor treats victims of the black plague (1445, colorized)