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Chap. 4 continued
The car stopped.
Penelope’s eyes landed on Nathaniel.
The line between his lips hardened almost as much as the scar splitting them down the middle. It’s a mar that starts at his widow’s peak and ends at the cleft in his chin, and though he’d be the last to wear one, it’s always reminded her of an inverted cross.
His eyes edged over his palm. The tattoo there was still, a sun dial with twenty something rings about it, each one cluttered with fifteen different characters. She could only read half of them anyway.
His green hawk gaze stabbed into George. Nathaniel, being the commander of the unit, was good at sensing nerves. And she was glad she was seated besides the Rall boy, because God only knew he would’ve smelled hers instead.
“Rall,” Nathaniel barked, and George’s shoulders bunched in a jolt, his attention immediately pinned.
“Yes?”
“Calm your tits.”
George’s lip twitched, but he nodded his head obediently. It was times like this that she felt bad for seeing the boy in the shade of his father; everyone else made it very apparent. Nathaniel kept their eyes locked, tapping a gloved knuckle against the black window separating them from the driver.
It lowered, and their chauffeur stuck his thick snout through, black eyes peering out from his large and furry round face over a pair of sunglasses squashed into his muzzle. His driver’s hat sat askew on his broad head, his tiny round ears twitching around it’s rim. His black nose snuffled Nathaniel curled fingers, his lips lifting up over long teeth.
“I know we’re not getting any service out here. Stop by Gretal’s Crumbs as planned, they’ll have it.”
The grizzly groaned, retreating before the window clicked up and shut. Norman had once battled his father during an interrupted picnic, and upon slaying the bear, promised to take care of his single cub. And so it came to be that the bear's son was now a very respected chauffeur.
Penelope closed her eyes in relief. The car got back onto the road.
Marcus swore quietly. “Norman, they’re not gettin’ our messages.”
Norman, who had climbed all the way to the top of a very skeletal looking redwood, glanced down. Marcus looked much more like a very buff ant from up here.
“Are you texting them?”
Marcus closed his palm. “No.”
“We’ve discussed this, calling is much more immediate.”
“Texting would cause less nerves,” Marcus muttered.
“Yes, but you’ll never defeat your phone anxiety unless you try. You’re using the same magic you seem convinced is of a ‘devil baby’ by texting anyway--” Norman paused, his eyes squinting down on a twig. It was a nice and long rickety branch away. “Marcus.”
“Ey?” Marcus winced, his arms twitching out to splay at his sides as Norman crept upside down on the thinnest tree limb he’d seen a squirrel to cross, much less a man. He stiffly walked under Norman, inching along with him with the intent of catching.
But Norman reached out as unfazed as ever, swiping the twig off between fingernails. He brought it back towards his face, letting go of the spindly bark with his other hand to keep his hat on his head as he swung down. Marcus yelped, staggering to the left to catch him. Instead, Norman staid where he was, legs wrapped around the branch like some sort of handsomely aged bat, and Marcus kissed the trunk hard enough to see stars behind his eyelid.
“The coma tail was up here before I drew him from my hat,” Norman began, waving the blood stained twig. “So judging from the freshness of the blood both here and on the bird, how long ago do you figure she hacked him up and skedaddled?”
“I’d figure ‘round a full five minutes ago,” Marcus growled, scratching behind his ear with the nose of his rifle.
“Good,” Norman replied, his face still not red from being under his curved feet. “Now, where do you figure a demon would go in search of a princess she had not seen in five years?”
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Two days late! Sorry guys and gals. I lost two followers, which is a wake up call to get these done by Tuesday nights. NO MORE SHENANIGANS FOR ME.
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Chap. 4 Update
She feels the car take a right. There aren’t any windows save for the windshield, and it's behind a wall of metal. But it’s been easy to keep track of the turns in this quiet. The type of silence that can only really be brewed up by thirteen armed men, each strapped and hammered into tactical armor, their helmets shaved down to resemble the heads of visor eyed hornets and tucked between their boots.
“You needn’t worry, your highness,” George says quietly, rolling a bullet between his hands. He’s never been one for silence. They’re sitting besides another for the ride, buckled into the ribs of a casual Humvee built Lancia. “Either choice, my father or I—we’ll protect you.”
“I have no doubt you will,” Penelope says.
The car remains heading straight. The texture of the road has changed from gravel to a clean slate of pavement, the wheels crunching before licking the asphalt.
“And I know I shouldn’t be bringing this up”
The sleeve of her shirt prickles against the dent in her arm. It’s throbbing again.
“But I know you’re blaming yourself for what happened”
‘Do it. Do it or I’ll kill him-‘
“And you can’t. That is never going to happen again”
Blood, streaked and stained between white, glossy feathers—
“It would’ve never happened if my father had taken that place instead”
Her dearest uncle, Ronald Peas face, strained out into agony. His green eyes piercing hers. Not like it sat, restful and nearly painted looking a mere week later—
“But today that changes.”
Penelope nods her head. The car takes a left.
Norman, however, took a right.
His boot touched down and off of the trail, crunching over the line of dirt and twigs and ants that sat before a startlingly bare forest ground. Bare because the gnarled and blackened trees just ahead of him were barren of leaves and birds, and nothing had landed in or dropped from them in five years.
“Mr. Rall?” Marc asks. He’s twice the size of Norman, a burly man with a smudge of Mohawk and a beard to make up for it. But he’s more than happy to step off of the trail besides him. The woods are soured here, and bear nor boar nor tiger striped jack rabbit would like it much either.
Norman kneels, his leather boots scrunching. He traces a finger across the earth, the thin white sliver of his nail skimming the dried stem of a maple leaf.
“Marc, do you recall the story of the wolf and the crane?”
Marc’s face bent bemusedly, his fingers crunching to crack his knuckles with loud ‘pops!’
“Sure.”
Norman stood, lifting the leaf up and twirling it betwixt his thumb and index. His black leather hat sits back behind his ears.
“Would you tell it to me, please?” he asks pleasantly. Marc shrugs, scrubbing at his beard with the back of his hand.
“Well, uh…there’s a crane, mindin’ his own business when a wolf comes lopin’ along. The wolf’s walkin’ funny and breathin’ funny, and when he talks, he talks funny too. He says, ‘I need your help, crane. I was eating a rabbit when one of its little leg bones got stuck in my throat. You have a long beak—please pluck it out?”
Norman steps down under a pine. He takes his hat off, catching a droplet inside without looking. Marc’s brows jumped, eyes now heavenwards in a search for rain. The evening sky was clear. He continues slowly.
“The crane’s smart. He knows the wolf could be fakin’ it. The crane says, “how do I know you won’t snap my head off and eat it?”
The wolf coughs up blood, his eyes weak. But he still smiles his teeth, and he says, “I’ve got a great reward for you.”
The crane, feelin’ a mix of pity and greed, finally nods. The wolf opens his mouth, and the crane pokes his beak down his throat. He finds the bone and pulls it out as quickly and carefully as he can.”
Norman’s hand rises slowly above his shoulder, his fingers bending and sticking until they mock a pistol. Marc’s hand brushes the .12 gauge’s sling, his eyes steadying. He can’t see what he feels crawling up the skin of chest.
“The wolf smiles, thanks the crane for his time. The crane watches him go almost stupidly before hollarin,’ “Wait—my reward.”
Norman taps his index finger to his hat, a small clip of light sparking between his skin and the leather brim. But the mere motion sends a ripple of energy through the air, a current that rings out and rushes over Marc in a quick flicker.
“You still have your head, don’t you?” the wolf says,” Marc whispers, his eyes glued to Norman’s hat like a child’s to the late night horror flick.
The still is broken in a flit of feather. A sparrow hops from within the hat, perching on Norman’s thumb. It’s slick with blood, its head cocking from this side to the next, and it ruffles its wings to dry.
“I suppose this is some sort of lesson,” Marc murmurs, a smile from his childhood flashing across his lips briefly before he swallowed it sternly.
“Oh, I would never patronize you,” Norman dismisses kindly. “It’s just a nice thing to remember is all. It seems, however, safe to assume that our coma tailed sparrow hatched just shy of five years.”
Marc’s jaw clenched, his head swiveling back to the shrunken trees ahead.
“Then the demon—?” he hisses.
“Is already awake,” Norman finished. The bird flutters off and away, free from the rib cage that had held it for all these years.
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Chapter IV.
The water running down her is strawberry. A translucent red, like wine that had ice cubes melt it down into the puddle a popsicle makes. It swirls the drain at her feet.
Today her hair will be red.
Not the candy apple hues that liter the city streets at night, blaring from brake and stop lights, from neon signs and discarded soda fountain cups. The type of red people pretended passed as natural, the shade on a fox bordering the city and the wilderness beyond its sidewalks.
Not the angry red of the line branding her arm, a bloodless dent. She can feel her heart in it, throbbing under the hot water. She feels as if she can reach in and pluck it out with two fingers. If she could, would she? But it wasn’t about will. It was about can. And how she couldn’t.
Today and forever, her hair will be red.
She wipes the stream from her pale green eyes and stares down at her rooted toes. The dye has stopped running, and the thin pool beneath her is swallowed clear. She cranks the shower off, feeling rows of goose bumps ripple like blades of grass under a cold howl of wind.
The funeral dress, a black shadowy thing, is still draped across the chair before her armoire. She eyes it more like she might a thick snake skin. The chilly leftovers of something awful. Her eyes snag back on her marred skin—‘do it’—and she shoved the chair over, letting it thump loudly on the floor. Well, that will have done it. A pair of boots is practically galloping up the stairs.
She pins her hair in record time, nearly scalping herself. She dresses as the first knock sounds on the door; her cloak is wrapped by the second; the hat yanked snug on her head is just before her door is kicked down.
She turns, and George Rall, the son of Norman Rall, stands in the doorway. He has his mother’s black hair and eyes, but his face is his father’s. Knowing who Norman is, though, his son might as well be dwarfed in the man’s suit with those facial features. The .45 holstered in his hand has the same effect, its barrel pinned to the knocked over chair.
“What’s that?” he asks, and she steps past him lightly.
“A dress,” she says, touching his shoulder. “Are they ready?”
“Happy eighteenth birthday,” he mutters, nudging her unhinged door with the toe of his boot.
“Thank you,” Penelope says, fingers almost trembling as they skim the banister.
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*13 years < 3,000 years:
Siren: What...what was that?
Chris Hansen: Hello, I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC
Penelope: I love you
Siren: Stop.
*Cahoots:
Siren: How many toes do you need to have a full set?
Lucichop: Let's find out.
... I swear I'm better than this.
I listen to this on infinite loop when writing in Siren's and older Penelope's point of view.
Question--
Am I spacing the chapter bits out enough? I know they can get pretty long, so I'm trying my best to segment them. Thoughts appreciated.
Chapter III. Continued
Penelope lay as still as she could, but it feels like the earth is rolling under her, fast like a tire. Her stomach churns, and she clenched her jaw, counting louder in her head. 89, 88, 87, 86… It’s just another thing Siren has taught her, that ticking backwards and forwards between numbers keeps you from hurling your guts out.
She’s not even taking full breaths. Her ribs are crushed with the anxiety that she’s moving too much, because the dead silence feels like there’s an axe hanging above her. It’s going to swing down and cleave her right in half.
The expression ‘waiting for the other shoe to drop’ is a definition of her terror. There’s nothing but the writhing of her heart in her chest and the echo of those screams in her head. Nothing but Siren’s touch still searing into her skin from where she had squeezed. For all she knows, they’re ghosts now. Maybe she’s even dead, and she doesn’t even know it.
Maybe she and Siren are bleeding out, and her soul is caught in limbo. She swallows at the lump in her throat, the pins in her stiff muscles sinking deeper.
The expression, ‘careful what you wish for’ comes next. As if her brain is a school teacher who’s ignoring that her students are under their desks, the ceiling coming down in football sized hunks. A shrill sound explodes into the night. Like a baby screaming, its cry melting and morphing into a police car’s howl. It stretches, rippling higher and higher and higher until Penelope seizes her pierced ears, her jaw wrenching open in a scream only knows is coming out from the burn in her throat.
The ground jumps under her, and Penelope can’t take it any longer. She erupts from the dirt and foiliage, face smeared in snot and sweat and dirt and tears, because she’s so scared she’s sure her heart is about to blow. The moment she’s up, she freezes. Her knees buckle, and she sinks back down.
The lake house didn’t just blow to pieces. It lurched out, snapping off its stilts as if it was diving down into the water. The roof gave way like a flower blooming in fast motion, and there was something there that didn’t fit.
Like trying to shove a corner puzzle piece into the center of a jigsaw, her brain pieced it together the best it could, outlining the part she could recognize.
A cat skull.
She had seen one in her biology reviews this week under her tutor, Ms. Camers. Ms. Camers had been one of the people who screamed. Ms. Camers knew quite a lot, including who Penelope’s mother had been before the ‘car accident.’
Today, she had given her a locket for her birthday, one that had been retrieved from said ‘car accident.’
But this cat skull was different than the one she had held in her hand.
It looks big enough to turn the table and hold her entire body in its open mouth. Its empty socket held a tiny, spectral glow. An empty, green glow.
It's alive. Alive and clamped down on something holding it just as tightly.
Just before they hit the water’s skin, and the rest of the house came down to sink, she saw several people. They ‘popped’ up like the picture books she used to have as a kid, sailing and flapping in the wind. They moved too loosely, like kites made of jello, and the one rippling the highest had a head full of red hair just like Ms. Camers’—
She claps her hands over her eyes as hard as she can, crushing her already running lashes into her stinging eyes. Don’t look, Siren had said. Don’t look, don’t look, don’t look.
“Penelope?”
Don’t look don’t look don’t look—
“Penelope…look at me.”
Siren touched the girl’s hand, and as she knew she would, Penelope flinched wildly, scooting backwards across the dirt. She’s covered head to toe in dirt, her light hair dark with leaves and grit.
“Penelope,” she pants, and this time she manages to snag a finger. One with a scar on it, her thumb nail tracing it. Penelope’s eye appears between her other set of fingers, wider than the moon.
Siren’s well aware she’s soaked from the lake, Lucichop’s blood running a watered down strawberry color. He had gotten a nice hunk of skin from her upper chest, and lord knew she had quite a few things broken, but the second he had hit the water, he had been done for.
It was a cheap move, but for her first fight in quite some time, it was all she really had.
In other words, she looked like crap. Creepy crap, not at all guardian angel material. Penelope’s a smart girl, and Siren’s honestly waiting for her to call her on it already.
But the girl pulls herself into Siren’s drenched arms, the leather squelching, and the black hair plastered to her face sticks to her too.
“Siren?” she croaks, tucked under her jaw. Her hand comes up without hesitation, pressing to the tear in her sternum, and she doesn’t have the strength to push her away. “You’re bleeding.”
“It’s not mostly not mine,” Siren grumbles, head bowing. “You okay?”
“They’re dead, aren’t they?” Penelope says. Siren nods, a sudden lack of words in her head. She had just watched a fellow demon drown. She had watched him drift down into the black oblivion below, the skin husks trailing behind and undulating like the fish that would soon be joining them.
But when she had broken surface, getting out of the chilled water was the only thing on her mind.
Maybe it was one of the biggest differences between them; demons cared in the midst of terrible things. Humans cared after. What there was after, Siren simply didn’t know.
“C’mon, we got to get you back.”
She got up, and that was when she was knocked off her feet, a searing flash of agony tearing through her chest. Her head cracks down on the ground below, the earth jostling the snapped ribs and ligaments.
“Siren!” Penelope screamed, but there were already arms wrapping around her, a SWAT militant gingerly lifting her away as if they were just rehearsing for a ballet.
Siren’s fingers clench the air, her mouth open in search for the breath that had been smacked clean from her lungs. In the fog of her head, countless soldiers swarmed, boots thundering, orders harsh and echoed.
Of course they come in after I’ve done everything. You lazy pricks. Her vision swims, and her head lolled, taking in the bear trap biting into her chest. Her blood oozed up from its steel teeth.
Not again, her brain wheezes- her prickling eyes trailed up the chain attached to it, tracing it all the way back to the gun that had harpooned it out. Another tactically armored brat griped it, keeping his distance even though they both knew it was over.
That chain was an ‘Enchaint (trademarked, 1892 by N.A.P- National Army of Peas, though she couldn’t help but feel it should be National Army of Puns, since they were so damned fond of them).’ And maybe at her peak they had done little to nothing.
But oh, how the mighty has fallen. They had used this last time in a panicked fluke, and now both parties were aware of the unexpected results the chemicals had on halos. It’s not like they had been designed for angels, after all.
Her head is starting to boil, a throb so disabling that every time it pulses, Siren wants to dig out her own eyes.
“Don’t you touch her!” Penelope’s voice cuts. “I order you!”
“We’ll explain shortly, your highness.”
No. No fuck that voice.
But his head appears over her, white as a ghost’s, his weathered grey eyes under thinning rust colored hair.
“Demon Siren, you have broken your contract to keep away from the girl,” the one named Norman says. “Playing for her favors has done you none.”
“Then just kill me already,” she hisses, all fucks and shits thrown out the window. The agony is swelling, crushing her brain to the brim of her skull. Everything’s growing bleached, her left eye searing under a blare of white fire.
“Your punishment still stands,” Norman says. “What you did was unforgivable. We will wipe the Princess’s memory of every little sick act you pulled. We will keep you here. And on her eighteenth birthday, as we originally set, she will decide if you are fit enough to take the place of the Guardian Angel you killed. And with what you did to her parents…well, I will take great pleasure in granting you that wish, should her Lady deem me worthy.”
He reaches into his breast pocket, every motion blurred, and pulls out an egg. He doesn’t need to squeeze the sides of her jaw, because her mouth is already opened in a silent scream, vocal chords tangling around themselves.
“Good night, Siren,” he says before her vision is wiped out entirely.
And then, the world is black again.
Chapter III. Continued
If owls could grow to the size of rhinos, and if owls had two rotten human hands for feet, and if they used those rotten human hands to hang upside down, then perhaps Dr. Lucichop wouldn’t seem so out of place.
And if owls could converse in crisp Southern drawls and turn their heads all around oh wait, they do-
“How are you, dear?” the good doctor murmurs, his eyes as large and cold as licked clean dinner plates. “I assumed you were dead after not hearing of you. So this is, well…” He shrugs his wings, and she watches the flat tips of three hundred and seventy toes flutter at the motion. “Surprising,” he finishes, a tongue scraping his beak.
“You already skin ‘em all?” she replies friendly enough, picking her thumbs but keeping her eyes locked tight in on his.
“Oh where are my manners,” he says, hastily unfolding his black limbs. Strung up at the root of every other ivory feather is a puppet of pulpy flesh, cleaned and emptied like jack o’ lanterns. They flap, their bare eye sockets and mouths agape. The green index nail of his right hand scrapes at the ceiling in thought, drawing her attention. “Although, I seem to be missing one…”
“The birthday girl,” she nods, snapping as if she had just completed a head count.
“Yes…” he says, tucking his corpses back away. He eyes her more with a cock of his head. “Though I wouldn’t have been so rash if she had been here as I had thought.”
“That sort of calculation makes me wonder how you ever got placed in a hole like The Gardens,” she remarks, reaching into her coat. “How on Saturn’s Rings does a dowl like you get busted doing anything less than robbing graves and picking off the bad little children who hang around them?”
Her fingers find purchase on an inner pocket, and she pulls loose a carton. “Cigarette?”
“No thank you, darling. Fire and rat poison aren’t my cup of tea,” he shuffles, the sound similar to yellow and faded pages scraping together. “To quench your curiosity, I was wrongly accused of carrying a boy back to his mother rather than my den.”
“No shit,” she challenges around two cigarettes, snapping them lit, and he nods, one of his hands crunching down into the wall.
“Oh yes…we dowls get profiled all the time. It’s to blame on our smaller cousin with the funny names. They’re into delivering mail, and well, no one seems to think that if they were just a smudge bit bigger, they’d be carrying away a lot more than packages and acceptance letters.”
“Mm-hm,” Siren smiles, taking a long drag. She plucks one stick out, blowing smoke from her nostrils as she eyed it. “You know, I can’t stand these things.”
“You were always a glutton for punishment,” he chuckles, and she sucks the roll-up back in, eyes stale.
“What makes you say that, doc?” she asks, pulling the red rings all the way down to the filters in a single huff. The ash collapses, and Lucichop's eyes crinkle like someone’s with smiling lips might.
“I can see the halo under your mane. How’d that happen?”
Siren flicks the dead cigarettes out with her tongue, thumbs curling around belt loops.
“That’s a bed time story we’ll tell the kids,” she breathes, smoke furling up into the owl’s face. He doesn’t blink. His eyes just crinkle more.
“Are you staking claims to the princess?” he hums, body moving under his head to face her full on. “I know you specialize in politics. Maybe you’re hoping to squeeze a nice fat war out of this one?”
Her eye twinges, a small flash popping behind it. But she grins instead, a vacant bare of slick teeth.
“I’m just hoping that you like water more than fire and rat poison.”
Lucichop licks his beak again. The crinkle is gone.
“Just tell me where the little bitch is,” he hisses, his feathers ruffling.
“Where'd the charm go?” Siren tsks. The room is far too small for them to circle another, but his head snakes behind her, sharp bill flicking her hair and scorching her nape.
“Now look, lil’ lady. I am quite thankful for you busting us all out with your fancy little fire riot. But I’m not the only one after her.
So why don’t we both do ourselves a favor, hm? I suck her skin off and add it to my collection, regain my notoriety. Meanwhile, you make it look like someone from the enemy region went ballistic and start World War Four.”
He clicks his beak with the last four words, and Siren turns her head so that they’re nose to nose.
“You have no idea what you’ll be missing if you die tonight,” she whispers. Lucichop’s eyes blink, and for a moment, she knows he can smell wicked intentions.
It ends rather abruptly with his large, eternally decomposing hand stamping her into a wall. It cracks under her spine, and the dowl’s beak came for her throat.
Chapter III. Continued
All thirty seven of Penelope’s entourage scream out from within in a chorus of shrill fear, and saliva lines the spaces between Siren’s teeth. How long had it been since she heard that?
“Let go of me!” Penelope thrashes, spraying sand into her blind hunger. “There are people in there!”
“Hey!” Siren snarls, griping the girl’s shoulders. “Listen to me! You go into the woods, and you don’t come out till I tell you to!” Her dark hair has fallen out of place, and the flicker in her bare scalp beneath shines in the girl’s eye, cradling half of it into a slice of teal.
“They can’t see you-” Penelope starts, but Siren is already dragging her away. The moon above them is curdling, a murky stench pouring into the woman’s lungs. It reeks of chalky ashes and old water soaked twigs. And then Penelope falls silent, griping her leather sleeves as they enter the sloped tree line. It’s nearly here, then.
“Siren…?” she whimpers, anger so far gone from her paling face that it seemed as if nothing had happened at all. The wind rumbles like a far off plane, and Siren kneels, taking the girl down with her.
“Get under the leaves, cover yourself in dirt, and whatever you do, don’t look.”
Penelope’s only staring, her chest beginning to move rapidly. Her pulse kicks like a white rabbit foot down the hole of Siren’s ear, thundering in her head, and she swipes the girl’s chin between her thumb and index.
“Peas,” she says, the pun pulled out of a box labeled ‘Things that make Six Year Old Penelope Laugh and Listen.’
Like a dream, Penelope nods, automatic as a clock hand. There’s no time to watch her roll into the roots and rocks. The tangy terror unfolding in Penelope’s guts are only making her hungrier.
And Siren strolls down to the house, boots crunching bits of window glass into dust finer than the sand they sit on. Her hands slip into her coat pockets once more, the tip of her tongue measuring just how fine her canines still are. Meanwhile, the house looms overhead like a rattlesnake rearing back on its tail. Her blood thrums, and she almost has to fight the grin trying to work itself in.
Oh, that stupid halo is egging her on, too, a light bulb close to bursting in her skull. She pauses at where the door is clinging at its frame, her fingers giving her hair a good comb to hide the glimmer. You don’t need to see this anyway—not for light tummies.
She ducks in, eyeing the walls. Beneath the fresh splatters, there’s some lovely floral patterns engraved in white veneer. The finger nails encrusted in drag marks have scuffed the floor up some, but it still feels smooth-
She slips a bit, her boot squealing as she catches herself. Never mind, just the blood then. But all and all, it’s the nicest place she’s set foot in. How many people did it take to build you? Did they ever see your insides off the blue prints and walk-ins? She crunches down the hallway, where teeth have been spat out like spilled kernels of corn. Are you seeing their insides now?
She’s in what’s called a ‘sun room’ during the day, and she knows he’s here before he speaks. The moon doesn't have an inch in this black space. Still, she swings her head up in curiosity when he rattles, “Lay-dee Siren.”
Okay, what the
fuck night demons. My miniature Venture Bros. poster just slid down my wall into the oblivion that is the side of my bed. What are you guys, cats? I'm pretending not to have a reaction this time so they knock this shit off. Meanwhile, I think I'll just work on a chapter that doesn't involve flesh eating creatures of the night.
OH MY GOD GUYS
Writing about demons at 2:00 am is one thing. Having the fishing pole you have hung up over your window falling down on its own is another. But it's okay, because I made a cross with my middle fingers.