GFDI DAVE.

the davekat invasion (ASK + RP BLOG)

[badlydrawndavekat]

hey internet (ALTERNATIVELY TITLED: GOD FUCKING DAMNIT DAVE.)

CG: WELCOME TO THE BLOG YOU TUMBLR DEGENERATES. CG: THIS IS AN ASK AND ROLEPLAY BLOG DEDICATED TO DAVE AND KARKAT. SO YEAH, THE ASKBOX IS OPEN, JUST DON'T BE WEIRD. TG: hey tumblr girls TG: this was actually my idea im just dragging karkat along kicking and screaming TG: wait dude you arent holding the phone right CG: I AM HOLDING IT CORRECTLY DOUCHENOZZLE. TG: why do you gotta hold it up so high like its your tinder pfp TG: yeah definitely going to pull all the chicks with that flattering angle CG: I AM SO FUCKING CLOSE TO DELETING THIS BLOG YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW. TG: wait nononono karkat how are we going to be the best influencer couple if we cant run an ask blog TG: dont you wanna tell the other straight influencer couples to take a hike TG: because they dont stand a chance against team davekat CG: THAT DOES SOUND VERY TEMPTING YES. CG: NOW PLEASE SHUT YOUR MOUTHHOLE BEFORE THIS INTRO GETS TOO LONG. CG: THIS ACCOUNT IS ONLY RUN BY ONE PERSON (THAT'S FUCKING SAD) AND YOU CAN REFER TO HIM AS MOD KV. CG: HE'S THE ONE THAT WILL BE DRAWING ALL THE SHITTY ART. TG: honestly this intro post is gonna be the highest quality art here CG: YEAH EXACTLY. CG: DON'T BE AFRAID TO DROP ME OR DAVE AN ASK, JUST REMEMBER TO SPECIFY WHO IT'S FOR. OR REQUEST SOME SHITTY (SAFE FOR WORK) DAVEKAT DRAWING I DON'T KNOW. CG: AGAIN, THIS BLOG IS RUN BY ONE PERSON SO NOT EVERYTHING CAN BE ANSWERED. TG: karkat bet me 20 boonbucks that this blog isnt gonna last a month TG: im gonna be proving him so fucking wrong

[badlydrawndavekat]

has karkat watched shrek 🧌

CG: I LITERALLY SHARE A HOUSE WITH DAVE STRIDER OF ALL PEOPLE. CG: OF COURSE I'VE WATCHED SHREK. 4/5 HATS, BY THE WAY.

[badlydrawndavekat]

karkat why you so fuckin angry. also dave how tf you hug this. angry beast (karkat)

CG: MAYBE BECAUSE I HAVE A LOT OF THINGS TO BE ANGRY ABOUT? CG: LIKE HOW MY BOYFRIEND KEEPS CLINGING TO ME LIKE A FUCKING TREEHUGGERBEAST. TG: ok so the trick here is to catch him off guard TG: go for the kill from behind

[badlydrawndavekat]

you guys are you. el gee bee tee kyu plus ....

CG: SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

[badlydrawndavekat]

what does john think of this blog and has he seen earlier posts? 🧌🧌

EB: ive seen a couple of the posts. EB: im just glad my two buds are such good friends! you wouldnt believe it, but a couple years ago they were basically at each others throats, lol. EB: and now they've moved in together? i mean how awesome is that? infinite sleepovers! EB: honestly i thought dave was too 'cool' for tumblr but i guess karkat convinced him to branch out. EB: really glad to be on the blog, anyway.

[badlydrawndavekat]

omg john hi!!!!!! i lobe you!

EB: aww thanks! EB: i um, dont really know who you are, but i guess its nice to know. :B

[badlydrawndavekat]

separately, who would you consider your best friend?

CG: SOLLUX'S CREEPY FUCKING HALF GHOST COMES TO VISIT A LOT, SO I GUESS HIM. CG: I'D SAY KANAYA TOO, BUT IT'S MORE OF A MOIRAILLEGIANCE SITUATION. TOTALLY DIFFERENT CLASSIFICATION, MIND YOU. TG: oh john totally no competition TG: bros for life yknow TG: hes still a ginormous fucking dweeb though TG: there wouldnt be enough strider quality time in the universe to fix that mess EB: hey! CG: SINCE WHEN DID EGBERT HAVE ACCESS TO OUR BLOG?

[ JOHN EGBERT is now a special guest on BADLYDRAWNDAVEKAT, asks can now be targeted towards him for a limited time. ]

[badlydrawndavekat]

Question. Who is the silliest between you two

TG: him CG: HIM

[badlydrawndavekat]

damn wait- that’s already been asked- hollup-

Karkat what do you think about Dave’s rapping skills? And Dave, can Karkat sing?

CG: SURPRISINGLY, HE'S NOT ACTUALLY HORRIBLE AT IT! CG: BUT I THINK CALLING IT 'SKILLS' IS A STRETCH. CG: SPITTING BARS AT ME ABOUT RYAN REYNOLDS FOR AN HOUR IS DEFINITELY NOT A SKILL.

TG: you already know the answer CG: WE CAN'T JUST LET THINGS BE DEAD, CAN WE?

[badlydrawndavekat]

CG: TO SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT THIS ASK BLOG IS STILL ACTIVE. CG: THAT MEANS HAD TO PAY THAT SHITSTAIN HIS BET, UNFORTUNATELY. CG: ME AND SAID SHITSTAIN HAVE HAD A FUCKING HELL OF A LAST COUPLE WEEKS. IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW, MOVING INTO A HOUSE IS REALLY FUCKING HARD! CG: NOW THAT THE DUST HAS SETTLED WE HAVE TIME TO ASNWER ASKS IN THE NEW YEAR. SO YEAH. TG: you think we shouldve made a new years post CG: WE DON'T OWE SHIT TO THIS WEBSITE. CG: BUT YEAH. AS THE PEOPLE SAY, WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK. TG: where making this hapen

[badlydrawndavekat]

TG: happy yule and christmas guys TG: remember to bring out the kringlefucker and thank that jolly old man for his mass b&es

[badlydrawndavekat]

happy 1 month blog anniversary; does dave have a mound of apple juice bottles in his closet

Aaaaaaaaaaaa

CG: NOT A MOUND, BUT HE HOARDS THEM LIKE THE SECOND RECKONING IS COMING. CG: AMONG OTHER THINGS. CG: …I DO WORRY ABOUT HIM SOMETIMES.

[badlydrawndavekat]

haiii so someone asked karkat what his fav thing ab dave was so i’ll reverse it!! dave what’s ur fav thing/things ab karkat :D

TG: hell yeah let me pull out the list TG: which is an ancient scroll that rolls past my legs and off screen to go on for, lets be real probably forever TG: but if i really had to pick TG: i guess uh TG: i like how hes so passionate about TG: like everything TG: its kind of mind blowing how he cares about stuff so intensely TG: i guess i just really needed a person like that TG: like him TG: okay ending this post now before it starts getting weird TG: stop typing now

[badlydrawndavekat]

does karkat ramble about quadrants a lot?

TG: you wouldnt know the half of it TG: and seriously i thought that i was the talkative one TG: but bring up any troll adam sandler movie and this guy starts preaching like a goddamn devotee TG: its kind of cool hearing about the ins and outs of a cultural phenomenon from an entirely different planet TG: which is practically dead at this point, but hey it doesnt stop karkat from beating that dead horse until its bleeding red white grey and black

[badlydrawndavekat]

the blog is almost one month old now! how do you guys feel about that? (28 days omg)

CG: HORRIBLE. CG: HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO FEEL ANYTHING REMOTELY POSITIVE TOWARDS THE FACT WE'VE BEEN RUNNING A FUCKING TUMBLR ASK BLOG FOR NEARLY A MONTH. TG: im gonna be rolling in boonies CG: IT'S 20 BOONBUCKS STRIDOUCHE.

[badlydrawndavekat]

(this is my first time askinng stuff on tumblr so sorry if its basic lmao) who of you two is better at drawing?? i wanna see the 𝐬𝐤𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐬

CG: OH IT'S SO ON. CG: WE BOTH HAVE HAD A WHILE TO HONE OUR SKILLS, BUT I THINK IT'S CLEAR WHICH ONE WILL COME OUT ON T CG: DAVE! TG: what CG: STOP DRAWING DICKS ON MY SIDE. THE LEFT IS MY SIDE. CG: AND I DIDN'T DRAW YOU SAYING THAT!!! TG: wdym its true little me is just speaking gospel CG: AASHFRHDDIFIBVIDJRUXOFA CG: GIVE ME THE RED PENCIL DAVE. CG: I'M REVOKING YOUR RED PENCIL PRIVILEGE. TG: what the fuck TG: no i totally won dude get your grubby hands off my pencil CG: YOU BROKE MULTIPLE RULES. YOU DESECRATED MY SIDE OF THE PAPER YOU LITTLE SHIT! TG: wait there were rules TG: even if there were thats not even desecration TG: if anything i made your drawing better TG: long story short i win

[badlydrawndavekat]

why the hell was I not following you? unbelievable

lmao

<3 yah

bye

TG: yeah why the hell werent you TG: glad you finally got your shit together and your priorities straight TG: goddamn TG: was it like a doc brown moment when you bashed your skull in on the kitchen sink and realized TG: you couldve been following badlydrawndavekat all along