we've got an infestation help-

the roaches. they come in waves. *shoots your homestuck with the roach beam*

[badlydrawnroachstuck]

Hi. I have no bloody clue what I'm doing here- deadass, i drew dave and dirk strider as cockroaches and it blew up soooo. *motions* badly draw roachstuck \o/ bare with because ive never done anything like this before *faceplants*

feel free to send in asks! just dont be weird obviously and dont be a dick etc etc

our original homestuck blog is @davestaresatthesun and you can see our other homestuck are/writing/ramblings/etc there :D we're a system so some posts might be tagged with tags for different alters! If a post is tagless then assume its me [Toby, our current host ^^], or you can refer to us collectively with the name Stares! Alter tags will be under the cut

Alter tags (included in the tags of a post to indicate who is posting/speaking)

no tag = Toby - he/xey/scy <- will probably be most of the posts

⚙️ = Dave - he/tick

💾 = dirk/error/unknown - he/glit/pit/in

[badlydrawnroachstuck]

how does karkat stay hemoanonymous when his wings are bright cherry red?

Karkat: SEE, I *TRIED* PUTTING PAINT ON MY ELYTRA, BUT IT DIDNT REALLY WORK OUT.

Karkat: PUTTING THE PAINT ON WAS TEDIOUS AND OBSCENELY DIFFICULT,

Karkat: AND IT WOULD GET ABSOLUTELY FUCKING EVERYWHERE,

Karkat: AND LIKE YOU SAID, I COULDNT EXACTLY FLY THAT WAY EITHER. Karkat: THIS STUPID FUCKING ROCK IN SPACE ISNT EXACTLY FITTED WITH COCKROACH SIZED APPLIANCES.

Karkat: PLUS, AS IT TURNS OUT, WHEN YOURE STUCK ON A METIOR IN FUCKING *SPACE*, NO ONE REALLY GIVES TWO SHITS ABOUT THE PREJUDICE OF THE DEAD ALIEN SPECIES THAT WE MUTATED AND EVOLVED OUT OF.

[badlydrawnroachstuck]

tavros plsplspslpslspslllspslspslpslslspls

Tavros: wHATS, uH, hAPPENING RIGHT NOW?

[badlydrawnroachstuck]

>I pick nepeta up with a magic anon hand and give NEPETA all of the head pats

[badlydrawnroachstuck]

/// altenatively :3c

website i used to generate the petthe gif and the full neproach drawing :D

[badlydrawnroachstuck]

>I pick nepeta up with a magic anon hand and give NEPETA all of the head pats

[badlydrawnroachstuck]

give roxy a croissant

Roxy: whaddafuck- Dirk: ?!?!

Roxy: awe fuckyea snack Dirk: so this is what dave was talking about.

[badlydrawnroachstuck]

>Jade be nepeta

Jade: whats a "nepeta"???

[Jade cannot be nepeta because nepeta is currently occupied being on a giant rock hurtling thousands of miles per hour towards the earth.]

[badlydrawnroachstuck]

I am going to do a acrobatic fucking pirouette into the MOTHER FUCKING sun if you don't FUCKING show me NEPETA GOD DAMNIT!

Nepeta: :33 < whats hapurrning??

[badlydrawnroachstuck]

>Jade open closet

Jade: we dont really have much need for cloths so my closet's mostly filled with extra pillows and blankets and gardening supplies!

[badlydrawnroachstuck]

Have you ever watched the Alternian musical "Members of the St. Cassian High School chamber choir of Uranium City, Alternia, have perished on a faulty roller coaster called The Cyclone. Each tells their story, in the form of song, to win the reward from a mechanical fortune teller: the chance to return to life"?

Dave: I...cant say i have????

[badlydrawnroachstuck]

roach davekat

Dave: why are we shipping Karkat: WHAT IN THE FRESH me with a cat? FUCK IS A "DAVE"????

[badlydrawnroachstuck]

Has the crow egg hatched yet

Dave: nope Dave: idk how long it takes crow eggs to hatch Dave: id ask rose but then shed psychoanalyze my emotional attachment to an egg Dave: and id rather avoid that at ALL costs

[badlydrawnroachstuck]

>Jade go to your room

Jade: you could jut ask yknow :B

Jade: kinda empty but here it is! :D

[horriblydrawnhomestuck]

hahaha. get reduced to your base components. idiot

[badlydrawnroachstuck]

/// hiya guys! sorry updates stopped out of nowhere, life happened and then i got sick! fun times 0_0 ive also got school starting up again in a couple of weeks too, so posts will probably stay a bit slow for a bit whilst i recover and then deal with that TvT

[badlydrawnroachstuck]

what does roach jade’s garden look like?

Jade: the air outside isnt super hospitable to plants so i grow them in here! Jade: Jake helped me make the frames for the grow beds! :D

[badlydrawnroachstuck]

>be jade

[you are now Jade.]