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((Hey, uh, college is wild and I JUST GOT A NEW LAB POSITION HECK YEAH so this is gonna be on fairly indefinite hiatus. Sucks because I had a long plot drawn out for eventually adopting the skelebros... I might end up doing a fic version instead. We’ll see. Thank all of you for coming and hopefully I'll get to start this up again after some better prep work))

#blog housekeeping #ooc

Your main image cracks me up everytime.

I’M GLAD! IT WAS A WONDERFUL OFFICE PARTY.

#notdrawn #gaster

Jo G, hope ya feeling okay!

OH DEAR, I GOT TO THIS RATHER LATE. I FEEL FINE, THANK YOU. I GOT AN EARFUL FROM EVERYONE ABOUT MY FACE.

#gaster #notdrawn

Maybe you should install one of those lift-chair things for your staircase, doc.

…THAT IS AN EXCELLENT IDEA. I NEED TO DIG OUT THE BLUEPRINTS FOR THE HOUSE TO MAKE SURE THAT WALL CAN SUPPORT THE LIFT. (I DOUBT I CAN BUILD A LIFT SMALL ENOUGH TO FIT ON THE RAILING WITHOUT SUPPORT.)

THE BLUEPRINTS ARE UPSTAIRS.

EXPLETIVES.

#IF ONLY I COULD USE BLUE MAGIC ON MYSELF #not drawn

What's next on the to do list?

AS MUCH AS I WOULD LIKE TO HIDE THIS FROM MY COWORKERS, THEY WILL FIND OUT. I WILL GO TO WORK AS NORMAL AND HOPEFULLY THEY WON’T MAKE A BIG DEAL OUT OF IT.

I THINK MARKUS HAS A PROJECT HE WANTS TO SHOW ME. SHOULD BE INTERESTING.

#gaster #undertale #not drawn

I HAVE RETURNED FROM THE HOSPITAL.

It’s going to leave a scar.

#gaster #w. d. gaster #undertale #((we're just gonna not pay attention to the tweets going on right now and continued with regularly scheduled programming))#((very hyped for the G-dawg tho))#not drawn

Gaster you know it's okay for them to see it. And it's okay to ask people for help if you need it.

EXACTLY! I WILL ASK FOR HELP, WHEN I NEED IT.

I WILL CALL IN SICK IN THE MEANTIME AND GET THIS FIXED UP.

#gaster #w. d. gaster #undertale #not drawn

Why do you even HAVE stairs? You can't use it without majorly injuring yourself!

OK FIRST, “CAN’T USE THEM.” KINDLY LEARN HOW TO SPEAK BEFORE MAKING A FOOL OF YOURSELF. SECOND, I WASN’T ALWAYS OLD AND DECREPIT!! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO, LEAVE EVERYTHING I HAVE EVER KNOWN AND BUILT FOR MYSELF? THIS IS MY HOME. I FELLED THE TREES AND LAID THE FOUNDATION, TORE APART THE WALLS TO ADD CIRCUITRY AND PLUMBING. MY FRIENDS WOULD SLEEP ON THE COUCH WHEN THEY VISITED. I MADE MY FIRST GENERATOR HERE. I HAVE LIVED HERE SINCE MONSTERKIND LEFT THE RUINS. ...I NEVER CONSIDERED GETTING OLD WHEN I DESIGNED THIS PLACE. ONE DAY, YOU’LL GROW OLD AND HAVE ENTITLED BRATS MAKING FUN OF YOU AFTER YOU FALL DOWN THE STAIRS AND BREAK YOUR FACE.

#undertale #gaster #w. d. gaster #((glad you asked this because he gets to voice some stuff now but WTF ANON))#((I HOPE YOU ASKED THIS FOR PLOT REASONS))#((because otherwise that was ROOD))#not drawn

How are you feeling, G? Do you need someone to get a doctor?

NO NO, THAT IS QUITE ALRIGHT I CAN HANDLE THIS. I’M FINE.

#THANKFULLY I STILL HAVE LEGAL AUTONOMY #SO NOBODY HAS ACCESS TO MY MEDICAL RECORDS #I WILL GO TO URGENT CARE SOON #not drawn #gaster

. . . Are you okay, Gaster?

I’LL LIVE.

#not drawn #gaster