"I got demon eyes!"

"Sup suckers! Name's Marshall Lee, I just got out of that weird old man's book and now I'm here to show what fun means to this world." (Indie RP blog based on Marshall Lee from Adventure Time.)

[badvampiricboy]

"Are YOU?"

[navae-the-thief-deactivated2014]

"Oh glob my face feels like the fire kingdom."

[badvampiricboy]

"How about a true kiss now? On the lipsies."

[navae-the-thief-deactivated2014]

"Not in a bazilion years!"

[badvampiricboy]

"I can wait a bazillion years, but I don't think you would live that long."

[badvampiricboy]

"Why not? You can brag to all your friends ‘Oh did you know that I kissed Marshall Lee? Yes, THE Marshall Lee!"

[navae-the-thief-deactivated2014]

"…There…satisfied?"

[badvampiricboy]

"Are YOU?"

[navae-the-thief-deactivated2014]

"Oh glob my face feels like the fire kingdom."

[badvampiricboy]

"How about a true kiss now? On the lipsies."

[badvampiricboy]

"Why not? You can brag to all your friends ‘Oh did you know that I kissed Marshall Lee? Yes, THE Marshall Lee!"

[navae-the-thief-deactivated2014]

"…There…satisfied?"

[badvampiricboy]

"Are YOU?"

[meme-archive]

Send me a ❖ and my muse will kiss yours

[badvampiricboy]

[badvampiricboy]

"Oh my glob your like a green floating thing!!!! How do you do that!?" The little freckled human girl smirked and put her hands on her hips. "You would be perfict for my army! I'm going to rule the world!"

"Oh Glob, you’re sounding just like my mother! But with less soul-suckinh"

"Hey don't I know you, small fry? I feel like I've seen you before!"

[badvampiricboy]

Still thinking of what the anon said.

[mojo-king-bee]

"Okay, easy there, FP, you're kind of freaking me out what the glob happened to you?"

"What’s the matter? Don’t you like ‘freaky’?"

[mojo-king-bee]

"Look, do you want to date me or not? Cause if not I’m gonna move on."

[badvampiricboy]

"Sorry Hothead, you're not getting any of this vampire, until you snap out of your enchantment or something."

"Try Finn, I'm sure he still have the hots for you."

[badvampiricboy]

"I don't wanna fall in love." She sighed.

"We never do."

"...Globbing blondie..."

[malevolent-queen]

send me one of the following for my muse's reaction:

"I like us better when we’re wasted."

"I’m in love with a stripper."

"One more night."

"Just give me a reason."

"You can keep borrowing my heart."

"I’m wide awake."

"Because I’m happy!"

"Give me love."

"We’ll never be royals!"

"I want you to stay…"

"All I ever wanted was the world."

"You let her/him go."

"You lost me."

"All of me, loves all of you."

"I can be your new addiction."

"Everybody’s got a dark side."

"Will you marry me?"

"I wanna see you be brave."

"Say something."

"I knew you were trouble."

"There’s no place I’d rather be."

"I will fix you."

"We can be together, baby."

"You’re irreplaceable."

"I don’t wanna fall in love."

"I will love you, unconditionally."

[badvampiricboy]

What about Fionna? Do you think that once she's grows up into a woman, she'll still be interested in an irresponsible teenager like you?

"DON'T PATRONIZE ME YOU GLOBBING BUTT!"

[badvampiricboy]

"Uh…nope, he’s not!"

[heroineofaaa]

"Yeah he is… I mean, last I checked.."

[badvampiricboy]

"Babe, I think you need glasses! He's like the shortiest shorty ever!"

[badvampiricboy]

My god you need to grow up and think what do you want to be Marshall, you can't act all carefree your whole life.

"Why not? It worked for me during the last ages!"

"Why should I change now?"

[badvampiricboy]

"Duuuh, that’s why I call her that."

"Wait…are you serious? He’s like four feet tall!"

[heroineofaaa]

"Not cool, dude."

"And no he’s not! He’s about my height!"

[badvampiricboy]

"Uh...nope, he's not!"

[badvampiricboy]

"Yeah, right, as if that girl could be mad at you for ANYTHING!"

[finnymertens-deactivated2017120]

"Dude, why do you think we broke up?"

[badvampiricboy]

"This just means she WAS mad at you, not that she still is, plus, I've seen the way she takes care of you."

[badvampiricboy]

You're telling me that you have 1000 years old and never thought what do you want for your future?

"…"

[badvampiricboy]

I mean what do you truly want, what do you want in life?

"Oh...no one ever asked me this before."

"..."

[badvampiricboy]

Marsh, what do you want?

"I could really go for a big red apple right now."