Is Me

Welcome back ily x

[baesguitar]

it has been so long!! i hope you’re doing well!! wanted to thank u for the fun times we had when we were young! <3

omg i’m late, sorry! i’m never on here, but this is soo cuuute !! i’m doing great, thanks for asking ! Hope ur well too! (?)

[eggsaladstain]

god bless the producers of worst cooks

[toastbutteregg]

[sheholdsyoucaptivated]

me socializing

[dutchster]

If you ever think an undercover cop is following you, yell “crime is good!”. the cop is required to yell “no, crime is bad!” at all times. that is the law

[hayaosmiyazaki]

[ijaazat]

it’s women’s day which means we are supposed to kiss each other 

[spursondele-deactivated20210703]

This is making me crease and I can’t stop watching it ahahah

[voidupdate]

if she’s your girl why is she breasting boobily down my stairs

[opossumgrl]

microdosing on human interaction by posting on this website

[funnytwittertweets]

[write-fromthe-start-deactivated]

I hope Harry and Meghan name their daughter Diana so I can watch the monarchy collapse in real time.

[tamamita]

Thoughts on the moon?

gonna head up there one day and get that piece of shit flag off of her

[baesguitar]

i’m starting to get tired of this “not being famous” thing

[baesguitar]

you're really pretty but you should lay off the bright/dark lipstick. i don't like it

Oh.. Well thanks for the advi-wait what’s that??

oh look!!!

i won’t quit wearing something 

just because you don’t like it

cause frankly

i don’t give two fucks about your opinion

stop acting like a fucking twat 

[baesguitar]

why did yall let me post this 

[mjalti]

not to be dramatic but life is feeling a lot like that time Edward broke up with Bella in twilight and Stephenie made all the chapters during the break up empty pages with just “September.” “October.” “November.” written at the top

[toastbutteregg]