loud noises scare me

she/her, single, taurus/gemini garbage. Anxious, depressed, add? Wait sorry, what were you going to say? Pls talk to me I'm scared

[maxschwartz]

i apparently have only tormented twitter with timeskip venus shitposts, not tumblr. one day i’ll draw her in actual clothes but this keeps happening. she’s calling your dad

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

a game show where a toddler has to choose between a cheque for a million dollars or a small basket filled with $8.14 worth of dollar store toys and in the corner of the tv you can see their parents in a locked sound proof room watching from a screen and screaming the whole time

[queerlyquinn-deactivated2025031]

My therapist and I decided that from now on, when I’m thinking something negative about myself, I’m going to imagine that Donald Trump is saying it, because it’s really easy for me to just tell him to fuck off.

Example:

Trump: “Your thighs are fat.” Me: “Fuck you and your fucking wall.”

I think we’re onto something here.

[justedrecoverythings]

this is probably the best coping skill I’ve ever seen and I am ten billion percent going to use it too

[bagerbeiger]

I'm gonna have to get rid of my grumpy old lady soon and I am so sorry and I'm really gonna miss her 3

[bagerbeiger]

Team Leaders in Pokemon Go

Candela: iM GONNA CATCH THEM ALL AND THEN TAKE OVER EVERY GYM

Blanche: I'm going to complete the Pokedex for Professor Willow.

Spark: don't ever talk to me or my 4,104 rattatas again

[bagerbeiger]

I felt rly cute the other day but then I got sad and got curry then went home

[lolfactory]

[itsmandelaowusu]

[nohthentic-deactivated20181211]

[onlymenstyle]

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[beekeep]

[pokemon-personalities]

hi, if you wear glasses, this is your daily reminder to take them off and make sure they’re clean!

[theblogofeternalstench]

#they are never clean #they will never be clean #they will be dirty within a nanosecond of being washed #the water itself will make them dirty #no cloth is pristine enough  (pocketsfullofpixies)

[carudamon119]

[tygah]

me: *wakes up in a cold sweat* “wh-who am i…..what am i….” *gets up and runs to the mirror*

me: “of….of course……..”

[cloudbff]

Me: depression isn’t bothering me Me: *forgets to eat, either sleeps too much or not at all, feels nothing 90% of the time, doesn’t change clothes for 8 days* Me: positive vibes ✌

[ianbrooks]

Eccentric Road Signs by Stanley Marsh

In Armarillo, Texas lives the abnormal millionaire philanthropist Stanley Marsh, who’s fond of creating mock road signs throughout the town which sometimes contain deep thoughts, something a quaint poem, sometimes a vulgar term, but rarely any actual traffic direction. Sounds like my kind of crazy. Check out tons more if his signs at this differently colored link or do that reading you were planning on doing today at Stanley’s wikipedia page.

(via: reddit)

[marblecakecait]

it’s like horse ebooks started making road signs

[wssf417]

[leeechboy]

tag yourself, im nameless terrors

[poeticsuggestion]

listen, i’m soft and anxious and i’m just trying not to get hurt.