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The collective noun for slugs is "cornucopia". :))))

A dear sweet Kansas City neighbor of mine is in an unbelievably frustrating situation right now! I know things are hectic for everyone and there's a lot going on that needs our attention, but if you happen to find yourself with your usual ducks in a row and your community and loved ones squared away, Mazzy could really use the extra push to get out of this. Thank you!

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Kansas City, I am slinging rats inside you!!! You can scope out my wares at @dungeon.clutter on Instagram! You are more than welcome to come write a letter for fun even if you think everything I make sucks so so so bad. 🛸🐀

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Oooooh, I'm incentivizing you to do the right thing with discounts on fresh artisanal whatever the fuck and it's working... Oooooh, I'm gonna see you all there Saturday and it's gonna rule... My wizard power grows every day...

Do you guys like the picture I photoshopped of Mike Patton of Faith No More and Mr. Bungle fame projecting his essence to stare angrily through the window with his white man cornrows because he wasn't invited to my friend's cat's second birthday party?

One nip at night, Bruce's delight...

Two nips at noon, Kyle's in Dune (1984)...

A dear sweet Kansas City neighbor of mine is in an unbelievably frustrating situation right now! I know things are hectic for everyone and there's a lot going on that needs our attention, but if you happen to find yourself with your usual ducks in a row and your community and loved ones squared away, Mazzy could really use the extra push to get out of this. Thank you!

CLICK HERE TO HELP OUT

Kansas City, I am slinging rats inside you!!! You can scope out my wares at @dungeon.clutter on Instagram! You are more than welcome to come write a letter for fun even if you think everything I make sucks so so so bad. 🛸🐀

I think it's fucked up that people want me to take pictures of the stuff I make and post them on the Internet so that they know what I made before they buy it. Why can't they just send me $20 and a picture of their dominant palm and let me use my abilities to determine what they seek? Don't they trust me? :'(

The most important part of make a necklace is to have fun and be yourself.

T. S. Eliot covering Shania Twain: Let us go girls, you and I...

*on my deathbed surrounded by loved ones about to pass on into the warm embrace of what lies beyond* hey can you guys turn around or something i can't go with you watching

You go to the public community fridge and I'm standing in front of it in my underwear drinking milk out of the carton.

They're selling gay pronouns in the Half Price Books DVD clearance section for pride month. #ally

I'm at your dad's house teaching him the five-finger mnemonic for remembering the main types of Pacific salmon... if you know what I'm sayin'...

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i fucking love when halloween music is just surf rock with a ghoul laughing in the background

New Product Idea: VelveetO, the easy-melt cheese for MEN.

I'm at the laundromat drinking an expired Mountain Dew from the vending machine, which is basically the me version of being a frog on a lily pad.

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