blizzard concept artists: here are our ideas for female characters
the weird dude everyone only knows as āblue skin guyā: oh god it would be so hotā¦ *licks lips* if you made their skin blue.
concept artists: we will sacrifice one character to you if you donāt speak to us again for another year.
blue skin guy, sucking in air through teeth: I ACCEPT THE CONTRAAAAACT-T-T-T-T
People keep replying to this with āJake Englishā and I legitimately thought he was a real person who worked at Blizzard because I didnāt realize it was a Homestuck reference.
