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ill never make fun of your inferior dicksucking abilities again dimitri | 34 | m | ca

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[baladeurs-blog]

this is it, my greatest contribution to the internet

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straight boy: spending time with my bro! #nohomo #justfriends #justplatonicfriends #platonicmalefriends #nogaybusiness #wearenteventouching #satfivefeetapart #ilovechicks #notguys #onlyliketheladies #notgay #straightasaline #straighterthannedflanders #justabromance #butnotagayone #didialreadysaynohomo

[literallyaflame]

me: [enjoys my garbage]

some pretentious fuck: excuse me, but that thing you are enjoying has no real intellectual substance and I don’t like it and you are stupid for liking it

me: [enjoys my garbage MORE AGGRESSIVELY]

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this douche isnt replying to my text message but i need him to send me these pictures he took since my phone was fucking up

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its finally my time to shine

[feralboywonder]

Things I want: snuggles

Things I receive: struggles

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the tiny fractions are so cute to me and i dont know why

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so mad

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i may or may not know the lyrics to 3/4 of all of katy perrys songs

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serrket:

YEAH, WELL, Y8U S8CK ANYWAY!!!!!!!!

hahaha lmao youre so mad

[minuni]

tbh saying "what kind of white people shit is this?" is racist and you should shut the fuck up

what kind of white people shit is this 

[vevaios-deactivated20151212]

how youre alive somehow is baffling by my standards i bow my head to you thats truly fuckin glorious as hell damn im impressed at how you can manage that but still dont do that thats bad for you dont die on me man

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thanks i love being respected for making unhealthy decisions but yeah ik obligation is a dangerous thing

[dialripped]

Spy Kids is the only good thing to be made in America.

[vevaios-deactivated20151212]

there IS no saving you gdamn how do you manage that i mean i can say jack shit since i rarely ever sleep myself bc i have better things to do than sleep but i digress

[baladeurs-blog]

coffee, praying, skepticism towards all divine beings, suffering, maybe a nap or 2 its like im fasting except instead of getting closer to god im getting closer to losing myself in the dark abyss an inconsistent trainwreck of a thought “process” consisting of basically an indecipherable amalgamation of nothing that will ever matter like around 11am generally is when i crash and i cant even differentiate reality between whatever the hell is on my mind miraculously mostly my fault since i tend to overwork myself but whatever tbh im still alive somehow

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serrket:

I h8 your race so fucking much. All these fucking weird ass social cues.

so much rage condensed in such a far away little alien

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vevaios replied to your post: wow

the past week and a half ive gotten maybe 2 1/2 hours of sleep on average im a goddamn mess and theres no saving me

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serrket:

An actual alien? I come from a planet far 8eyond your fucking stars, human. The fuck kinda 8ullshit is this?

thats got literally nothing to do with what i just rhetorically asked but aight