NAIL ME TO THE CROSS.

vaas montenegro from far cry 3. Borderlands centric.

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The Far Cry Experience - Hygiene

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vaas’ ideal date?  a nice evening on the beach of his island,  all the freshest fruit being served up by his men. one or two people he captured that him and his s/o can torture until they get bored and decide to make out instead.  he’s a simple man with simple needs.

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well,  it’s rude to interrupt a so-called God,  isn’t it?  damn,  he thought he talked a lot,  but this guy just won’t shut the fuck up.  it’s obvious he thinks he’s really insulting Vaas,  but here’s the thing--  nothing insults him.  ( so long as his sister isn’t brought up,  but that’s something no one knows ).  he knows he’s ugly.  he just does a fine job of making it seem otherwise.  with all the scars,  all the burns ( thanks,  Hyperion! ) and the three mile long list of everything wrong with him,  yeah,  he’s pretty revolting.  but he doesn’t care.  it’s just funny to him how easy it was to work up this Troy guy.  insecurity tends to make you vulnerable and he knows that from first hand experience.  

“anyway,”  he starts,  a small but all too smug grin rising on his lips.  “you definitely have not killed as many people as me.  i have been killing people since before you could wipe your own ass.  i have been doing what you are doing since before you could speak.  but you know what?  i am not playing the God game.  just thought you and your...  cute sister would be interested in what i have to offer.  she single,  by the way?”  spoken like a man who doesn’t fear death or torture,  because he doesn’t.

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i commissioned the EXTREMELY FUCKING TALENTED hypelios to draw my borderlands verse vaas and here he is!!! here’s the trashy bandit king!!! this was paid by me so DO NOTTTTTTTTTT use it or steal the image/design. seriously. don’t steal. just appreciate it and cry over it with me.

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what the fuck is your arm so long for. Ugly ass bitch.

“  —  well, well! what have we got here? someone who dares speak to a god like he’s an ant? wrong move, pal. i mean, the hell do you think you are, with the way you look? like  —  like, when you came out from your mother, she couldn’t bear the sight of this ugly, monstrous child, and tried to feed you to the skags! but, hah, man —  i crack myself up. the skags thought you were so ugly, they took you in as their own!  “  troy laughs, loud and full, shoulders trembling with it. he smacks his own knee, absolutely thrilled with his own joke. he stands straight, turns his gaze towards vaas, eyes narrowing into a glare. a gesture towards the prosthetic in question, almost as if troy was showing it off.   “  no need to question the engineering behind it, nor the aesthetics behind it. this arm has killed more than you could ever dream of, bud. heh, that’s why i’m a god, and you’ll never be anything more to me than the dirt beneath my boot.  “

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If Vaas is sexually/romantically attracted to them he just insults them horribly until they get the hint.

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Vaas is honestly soooo goddamn attractive but he’s a little fuckin ugly in his borderlands verse.

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Why the fuck do you people keep coming here, huh? I mean you know I’m fucking here!

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I really want to rp with you but I am a HELLA shy bean.

omg pls do not be shy!! im really trying to get as many interactions as possible on here since i just came back after being gone for so long so PLS come rp with me ❤️❤️❤️

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vaas is annoying as hell and talks so much shit in the twin’s live streams. he’s made 20 different accounts to talk smack since he keeps getting banned.

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when Vaas got the notification from his elites that a stranger was in his island and he’d already killed multiple of his men and skags,  his first reaction was one of utter confusion.  Rook Island isn’t accessible for outsiders.  the only people who can get in are Vaas’ men and those he personally lets in.  but there’s always a way to screw with the system,  isn’t there?  it’s a bit annoying that someone decided to trespass on his day off,  but he was starting to get a little bored.  this should be interesting--  and it’ll most likely end in some good ol’ fashioned murder.  

“you know,  usually I shoot trespassers right away.  but you--  i know you!  i used to be a big fucking fan of your live streams.  until i got fucking banned in one of them.  just because i commented on how long your arm is and how your sister looks like a twelve year old.  sheesh,  sensitive much?”  of course,  that’s the censored version of it.  Vaas snorts loudly and motions for his men to stand down.  they’re puzzled by his order but obey,  all snarls and wheezing and trembling limbs.  it’s painfully humid by the beach side but Vaas is used to it,  not breaking a single drop of sweat as he hops off the back of the runner.  he’s got a rocket launcher strapped to his back but he doesn’t seem interested in using it. // @pcrasite

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I’m stuck on mobile for most of today but like this for a starter!!! xoxox

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reminder that vaas loooooooooooooooves skags and has a LOT of them on his island.  some domesticated,  some not.  they are not native to his island so the reason they’re there is because Vaas started bringing them in.  he has a few of them as pets but other than that they freely roam his island and tbh protect it pretty damn well from outsiders.  but yeah he really loves those creatures.

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wilfregg:

MY AESTHETIC

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i commissioned the EXTREMELY FUCKING TALENTED hypelios to draw my borderlands verse vaas and here he is!!! here’s the trashy bandit king!!! this was paid by me so DO NOTTTTTTTTTT use it or steal the image/design. seriously. don’t steal. just appreciate it and cry over it with me.

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being a drug distributor on pandora is much more difficult than people think. first of all, vaas and his group of drug workers have to figure out which plants can be made into non-deadly drugs and which drugs won’t burn you from the inside out if you shoot them into your veins. vaas is very impulsive and daring so sometimes he tests out the new drugs on himself, and needless to say, he’s gone into comas for two weeks straight, has suffered internal bleeding, has bled profusely through his nose, so on and so forth. after nearly dying for the 20th time, he just uses hostages as his test subjects to figure out if he can actually put this shit out into the black market or not. he doesn’t really give a shit about his customers BUT BUT BUT he wants to keep a good name and reputation for himself and if people are dying from sniffing his products, that’s going to make him lose customers and lost customers means LOST MONEY. #littlevaasthings