Baldi's Basics in New Math (NewMath!AU)

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2nd Anniversary!

On behalf of the staff, I would very much like to thank those who have shown us support over these past couple of years.

What started as a passion project soon turned into one of the biggest blessings one could ask for, in this often turbulent digital world.

Thank you all very much for your well wishes, encouragement and overall enthusiasm for our project—and God willing, may this only continue to be the beginning of countless good things to come in the years ahead.

God bless you all,

—𝓟𝓻𝓸𝓯𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓸𝓻 𝓣𝓱𝓸𝓶𝓪𝓼 𝓐. 𝓑𝓪𝓵𝓭𝓲𝓶𝓸𝓻𝓮, 𝓟𝓱𝓓.

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new year's resolution 2026:

actually work on all the shit I promised over the years that my ADHD stole from me and hid under the couch cuz it was in cahoots with my depression/anxiety and was determined to keep me down

fuck that shit, I'mma be productive this year and actually get back to animating

hopefully

God willing and the creek don't rise

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also, ya may wanna get yer ass in gear, @baldis-basics-in-new-math , ya dumb idiot

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I... DO beg your pardon, miss.

That is very unseemly. I don't appreciate such unprofessional behavior, even if the sentiment is admittedly (and frustratingly) shared.

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Happy Halloween!

Cuz there's nothing scarier than Dr. Reflex ALMOST being mean on purpose.

Based off of this thread on Twitter

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I feel so maternal towards Tom. I'm sending 500 apples to him immediately by drone

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PROF. BALDI:

I do appreciate the gifts, but... Next time, mayhaps, one should consider tempering back one's enthusiasm—especially in terms of the means of delivery, yes?

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Creature

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my player something to say for baldi...

Player: "Baldi...."

"...BSODA WATERGUN!!"

(Player pulls out a water gun filled with bsoda and start spraying him like crazy)

"THATS FOR ALL THE TIMES YOU BEAT ME WITH A RULER!"

(Continues spraying him)

Tom almost beats himself up as much as I do, holy shit—

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PROF. TOM:

I do very much hope that my professionalism hasn't been compromised by this rather theatrical approach. I regret this interaction to this very day, but I—once again—have only myself to blame. Do not pity me, my dear, fellow scholars. I shall bear this burden single-handedly, as I have sewn these seeds of distrust within the very minds I have been entrusted to enrich in my academic supervision.

[(bonus) part 2 | part 3]

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PROF. TOM

Now I'm convinced that this... NULL figure is out to scandalize my reputation!! Who else would EVER post such things about me on the internet?!

This "AI" has gone too far, enabling horrid individuals to ruin lives...

[Part 1]

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[Part 2]

[f̵e̵r̶ ̸y̵o̸u̵s̶e̴ ̶d̵a̴t̴ ̴w̸a̷n̴t̸ ̶c̷o̸n̵t̵e̶x̸t̴]

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anyway, back to the fun shit

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PROF. TOM:

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Hi! How are u ???

( SFGDFGGFFGDFF I LOVE YOUR ART STYLE ! ( HUGS YOUR BALDI)- CREATOR

Don't mind Tom, he's a little stuck up.

BUT HI! :D

tysm <:')

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PROF. TOM:

I appear to have many admirers... Though a lot of them seem to be very... Very... Clingy.

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wtf is eye of the rah

Sorry this isn’t the cleanest, I have a cold and can’t draw too well rn 🥴

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PROF. TOM:

I... Still can't say for certain that I quite understand what happened that day.

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a doodle that came about on the Baldi Wiki server; I never drew Chalkles before, so I couldn't pass up the request to do it

Here's Baldi trying to help me out with the design, lol

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PROF. TOM:

Such a peculiar thing. After I drew this, it started talking to me. I must be grading too much homework.

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HOLY CRAP IT'S DR. REFLEX

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PROF. BALDI:

Ah, yes, Reflex is quite the... How they say? "Bro"? He never fails to stand up for one's dignity, should you find yourself to be on his good side. … Although, I've never found anyone to be on his bad side until... HE arrived.

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Ask the NewMath!AU Crew - PART 4

PART 4! Yowza, it's been a bajillion years, but I finally got some vacation days. Turns out the vacation I ACTUALLY scheduled for with my folks is canceled [PAINFUL WHEEZING, I was looking forward to it 😢] so I guess it's make-up day over at the Zen residence

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PROF. BALDI:

I shall never understand what makes a man so hateful. So vile. So... Creative with his cruelty. And why does he direct it towards me? I mean, yes, I harbor quite a dislike for the man, but never have I once expressed it towards him! Some questions may never have a logical explanation, I suppose...

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Ask the NewMath!AU Crew - PART 3

PART 3! I totally forgot to upload this, lmfao I'd make more stuff today but I had a mental breakdown earlier today so now my vision's all blurry, knees weak, mom's spaghetti— Special thanks to @/tanomatics just for being cool :B

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PROF. BALDI:

I surely hope this doesn't become a reoccurring theme amongst my students.

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Ask the NewMath!AU Crew - PART 2

CW : WEED / SMOKING PART 2! I really pushed to try to animate something in 1 day. It's still a little animatic-y imo, but I guess skill comes with experience. In the meantime, have a GIF because MAPs kinda require animating and I haven't actually "animated" in a while 🫠

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PROF. TOM:

Such unseemly behavior!! This must be NULL's doing—or Z!! Or... Whatever he goes by, nowadays!