Ballpoint, Pen.

Ask blog? This is a new app for me.

[ballpoint-p3n]

Ah, alright. Good afternoon, I suppose this is an 'ask blog', any and all questions are allowed, I would assume.

[ballpoint-p3n]

MANKISSER MANKISSER MANKISSER MANKISSER MANKISSER MANKISSER

WHY ARE WE YELLING? YES? I AM?

[ballpoint-p3n]

can you come home

The what now..?

[ballpoint-p3n]

BALLPOINT BALLPOINT BALLPOINT BALLPOINT BALLPOINT BALLPOINT BALLPOINT BALLPOINT BALLPOINT BALLPOINT BALLPIOINT (i almsot wrote ballcobs on that last ballpoint)

Hello, random stranger!

[ballpoint-p3n]

hello I have the condishawn and im going to sneeze on you.

Well, as long as your condishawn isn't cuntajus or deadly.

[ballpoint-p3n]

Hello!

Greetings.

[ballpoint-p3n]

queer

Possibly.

[ballpoint-p3n]

Chat I don't think Steve is gonna be a good father.. BALLPOINT BE THE FATHER FIGURE POPPY NEVER GOT!!(I say as I throw corn shaped confetti at you)

He should be, he should rise from the dead to be a father figue to the child he birthed.

[steve-stevecobs]

Since poppy was one of the kernals that came out of you does that mean they're technically YOUR child?

You GOTTA pay child support dude you can't be a dead beat dad😔

“You can’t be a dead beat dad!” I’m literally dead. I am a dead man. Deceased! Gone! Dead!!

[ballpoint-p3n]

So,, What you're saying is,, You ditched them while they were in the ground?

[steve-stevecobs]

They were a kernel!

I was already burnt on the ground when they “popped” off of me.

[ballpoint-p3n]

Sounds like abandonment to me,, 😒

[steve-stevecobs]

Since poppy was one of the kernals that came out of you does that mean they're technically YOUR child?

You GOTTA pay child support dude you can't be a dead beat dad😔

“You can’t be a dead beat dad!” I’m literally dead. I am a dead man. Deceased! Gone! Dead!!

[ballpoint-p3n]

So,, What you're saying is,, You ditched them while they were in the ground?

[ask-zoetrope]

Been a while since a chat, my dear. How is life treating you?

- @ballpoint-p3n

okay... got my animation job back

[ballpoint-p3n]

That's nice to hear. It's hot in hell.

[ballpoint-p3n]

BALLPOINT YOUR MY IDOL ILYSM PLEASE🙏🙏🙏 YOUR THE BEST II CHARACTER NO COMPETITION LETS PLAY BRIDGE TOGETHEr

🥺🥺🥺

Oh, well thank you! I do try my best to seem presentable and neat. Although I'm not sure what 'bridge' is, I'm willing to try.

[steve-stevecobs]

Steve Cobs... scream Chicken Jockey.... you know you want to.... YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO, YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO! GIVE IN TO THE CHICKEN JOCKEY!! SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY OT SAY IT!!!!! CHICKEN JOCKEY CHICKEN JOCKEY CHICKEN JOCKEY CHICKEN JOCKEY CHICKEN JOCKEY CHICKEN JOOOOOCKEYYYYYYYY!!! while ur at it hit the gritty too (imagine I'm saying this all while eat cob corn)

I AM NOT SAYING “CHICKEN JOCKEY!!”

[ballpoint-p3n]

You just did.

[steve-stevecobs]

you should start planning family morals and actually be a husband ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

Hm, I see your point. And that would be the better option here. However, have you considered what would happen if I simply said “Nuh uh?”

[ballpoint-p3n]

I would eat your corpse.

[steve-stevecobs]

I think I need to kill you now.

[ask-zoetrope]

*grabs popcorn from an actual theater*

[steve-stevecobs]

You grabbed…

What?

[ask-zoetrope]

I got some popcorn from a movie theater

[ballpoint-p3n]

Fantastic, my dear.

[ballpoint-p3n]

I am scared.

What purpose does this adult twink photo serve..

[ballpoint-p3n]

hi again!

idk if you forgot or anything but you never told me about your backstory ;-;

You dont have to answer or anything, please don't feel pressured!!

Well, I was created by MePhone, and in some sort of image of Cobs, poor kid just wanted a parental figure, and I provided such he needed, though I do have faux memories such as going to high school, or growing up in a city.

[steve-stevecobs]

hey cobsy (cobs-ee)~. You look absolutely stunning today~. Question, are you a magician? Because every time you tease me, the world disappears, and all I see is the spark in your eyes that makes my heart dance.

@ask-zoetrope

???

There’s quite literally no light left in my eyes, I am a dead man.

Also, are you flirting with me?? Why would you find Cobs attractive??

[ballpoint-p3n]

Hot. That's all I have to say for myself, trots away on a galliant white horse.