Balthazar's a random dork

welcome to my blog! I post dorky things, anime/manga things, fandom things, gamer things, nerdy things, pretty much anythings....when I remember to ^^"

[residentdevious]

local idiot follows tall man into the fog to bother him some more

[onewinged-sephiroth]

Final Fantasy VII Remake

[donna-diego]

Dead By Daylight | Iconic Slashers

[trashvarietyhour]

janin (who wrote this comic) & i were re-listening to that episode where taako & kravitz share two bottles of wine at their pottery class, and we remembered this bit of canon trivia about taako and almost died

[tazficrecs]

This is the comic that made me decide to listen to taz

[mamoru]

stop using hospitals as horror settings

[mamoru]

fun alternative: cruise ships. cruise ships exploit workers and can pollute as much as a million cars on a daily basis while dumping endless shit into the ocean and endangering all passengers on board because the on board air quality rivals some of the most polluted cities in the world while being a breeding ground for disease. cruise ships deserve to have negativity associated with them

[catparazzi]

also all crimes commited aboard a cruise ship is under the juristiction of whichever country they’re registered to once they’re a certain distance away from land so you have the added bonus of the crimes being very unlikely to be properly investigated (due to usually being physically so very far from the actual police whose juristiction they’re under)

[mamoru]

terrifying!

[xcekait]

On top of THAT cruise ships tend to have their own morgue, as people tend to die on ships all the time. Good for those spooky scenes.

[bananonbinary]

plus u can just like…leave a hospital. good luck escaping a killer or a monster or a curse or w/e in the middle of the fucking ocean

[elisamaza]

y’all

a mutual of mine

suddenly has posts on their blog

with links to “find women to have sex with”

my mutual is NOT POSTING THESE

tumblr just got even worse

[elisamaza]

on that note PLEASE let me know if i’m suddenly posting random pictures of women with a link underneath the photo. don’t click the link, just FYI.

[elisamaza]

i do suggest reblogging this in case someone sees this happening to someone else they follow

[burningbren]

new level 10 art!!

+ bonus yasha

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[isamaegreenleaf]

Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol

[nnfirnid]

man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout this 

[modelinterrupted]

I don’t play that shit lol sorry

[latenightsugar]

WHyyyy

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Sorry everyone

[just-jay25]

If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only

[kixgbear]

Shiddd

[angiebkxo-deactivated20180626]

this post followed me to Facebook and im sooo annoyed!

[manynamedshe]

It’s been a MINUTE since I’ve seen Madame Zeroni, fr fr

[glamhoeour-deactivated20251207]

I HATE TUMBLR FKKKK SAKES

LMAOOOO

[venusians]

Not tryna fuck up any of my planetary Returns~

[edge-of-great]

One time I didn’t and I was broke for like a month but the next time I seen it I rebloged it and a bitch just got 500 out the blue and a 20 gift card

[abd-illustrates]

it’s MAXIMUM GAY hours lads

[bixbiboom]

[disasterjones]

Visit Original Link

Travis: [deep inhale] Uh, I’m going to, uh, see crazy-ass Caleb jump on Yasha’s back, I’m like-

Fjord: Yasha, we gotta find that glacier wall, RUN!

Travis: And I’m gonna take off running past Yasha towards the direction in which I think the glacial wall is.

Mercer: You’re still currently grappled.

Travis, in a panic: IIIIIIIIII-

Mercer: You have no movement. 

Travis, with a Texan drawl: -ayum gonna tryyy to brea- I’m gonna uuuse the Summer’s Dance bonus action to Misty Steeeeyup.

Mercer: There ya go.

Marisha, softly: Yaaaasss.

Ashley: Misty step on that bastard.

Taliesin: So much crazy shit-

Mercer: You [teleporting noise] appear out of its grasp. [monstrous snarling]

Travis: -and I will, uh, continue running towards la por-tal.

Mercer: Okay. You run over, and there is no crystal wall on this side

Travis, in a pitch that could break glass: WHAAAT!

Taliesin: Oh no.

Mercer: And it’s just a hallway that ends.

Travis, still squealing: Youmeanthattheresnothingthere?!?!

Mercer: Yup.

Travis: CanIputmyhandout?????

Marisha, also freaking out: Yeahyeahyeahyeah yeah

Mercer: It’s a hallway, and it just comes to an end on that edge.

Marisha: GogoGO BACK for the fACKin DAGGER

Travis, sounding slightly like a whistling teakettle: Don’t come back this way!

Liam: [frantic clucking]

[taylortut]

peter retaliating against “baby monitor protocol” by changing the names of Tony’s Iron Man protocols

“hey FRIDAY, zoom in on that building over there”

“Old Man Bifocals protocol activated, Boss”

“what the fuck did you just say to me”

[taylortut]

“FRIDAY alert the team that my thrusters are down and i can’t fly”

“sure thing, activating I’ve Fallen and I Can’t Get Up Protocol”

“PETER WE TALKED ABOUT THIS”

[spider-man-stan]

Tony: FRIDAY, open these encrypted files we don’t have a lot of time-

FRIDAY: activating the Fr E Sh A Voca Do protocol

Tony, sobbing: PETER WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK DOES THIS MEAN 

[taylortut]

AMAZING

[bluesocksandfluff]

-Peter gets hurt in a battle- FRIDAY: Bone Hurting Juice Protocol has been activated - Mr. Parker is in distress. Tony: -stops- He’s what?  The what? Peter: -over the com- Oof, ouch… my bones…

[indigowallbreaker]

Tony: FRIDAY! Engage autopilot!

FRIDAY: Activating Jesus Take The Wheel protocol.

Tony: Really, Pete?

[cyborg-and-the-chamber-of-chisme]

Jdjsjsjsks

[nightskyblufaith]

Tony: Where in the world is that kid??..FRIDAY!! Activate Peter’s GPS

FRIDAY: Activating

“ Helicopter parent protocol”

Tony: *sighs*….why do I even bother

[marvel-lous-things]

Tony: FRIDAY divert all energy to thrusters

FRIDAY: nyOOOOOooOOoM protocol activated

[firstaidquarters-deactivated202]

i literally can’t breathe from this

[piwiskiwi]

Go d

[thejamesbondwannabe]

Tony, in front of team: FRIDAY activate the electric taze blast

Friday: Activating ‘Wanna Be Thor’ protocol

Thor: *triumphantly laughs*

Tony,mumbling: Now the boys’ gone too far.

[marvel-lous-things]

Tony: Friday, time to bring out The Blades

FRIDAY: “oh my god why does he have a knife” protocol activated

Tony:

Villain:

Tony:

Villain: did you name it like that on purpose or,,,

Tony, crying: shut up loser

[bestofirondadfics]

This gets better everytime it shows up on my dash

[luvkaylz]

I’m always going to reblog this! If I don’t, then it means I’m dead

[cevansbucky]

tony: friday, reset all protocol names

friday: i’m sorry sir, the “i’m a bad bitch, you can’t kill me” action is restricted

tony: peter what the fuck-

[mystey-writes-deactivated202006]

Tony: Friday, monitor peters vitals

Friday: initiating “momma-bear” protocol

Tony:

Tony: ….okay that’s fair

[imthelesbian-archive-deactivate]

[imthelesbian-archive-deactivate]

everytime you reblog this tumblr gets gayer

[cartiercocaine-blog]

wнαт тнe ғυcĸ ιѕ тнιѕ?

[dont-touch-my-fandoms]

Elmo’s voice saying “I’ll fuck u up” is the best and worst thing ever

[blocboybucciarati]

YO I SWEAR THIS SHIT IS TOO FUNNY😭🤣

[homophobicavatarstyle]

Sokka: Aang y'know how you took away Ozai’s firebending?

Aang: I recall yes

Sokka: can I have it

Aang: …what?

Sokka: can I have his firebending. just for like ten minutes

Aang: what no

Sokka: why not I wanna prank zuko

Aang:

Aang:

Aang: okay five minutes

[homophobicavatarstyle]

Zuko, bursting in Katara’s door: HOW LONG HAS SOKKA BEEN A FIREBENDER

Katara, who has no context but likes to mess with Zuko: our whole lives why

[homophobicavatarstyle]

Zuko: this is so messed up. I thought Sokka was a non-bender

Katara: you thought the avatar’s brother was a non-bender?

Zuko: …excuse me?

Katara: [airbends away]

[homophobicavatarstyle]

Aang: I’m starting to think I abused my energybending somewhat

Suki, using waterbending to put out a fire Sokka started: nah you’re fine

[homophobicavatarstyle]

Zuko: at least you’re still normal Toph

Toph: sure am. by the way did you change your hair? it looks nice

Zuko: [screaming]

[honeycranes]

Hullo I return bearing PART 2

Also yes I slightly over-buffed Aang, but back muscles are tasty so I have no regrets

[fleurison-deactivated20190824]

may you get a sign this week that shows you that you’re on the right path and that things are flowing and moving in your favor. may the sign be evident, clear, and direct

[positively-queer]

Reblog if you’re the gay cousin