LUPA

serious milking inquiries only.

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I can't help what I am.

franco barbi RP/ask blog. mun is 23, eng. preferably 18+ interaction only. everything is in character unless stated otherwise.

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okay coming back to the tooth peace treaty. you could use them to shoot OTHER people. and not me. i like you i think you're so cool but i just don't want to be shot. you can hit me! i'm good with that.

baby shoots who baby wants.

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Mr. Barbi, do you have ANY hobbies, besides sex and shooting people?

I like drinking too.

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I may or may not like you a little too much by having body pillows and posters and plushies and pins plus I only play your trials so please could I maybe get a little cuddle... Maybe I got a bunch of blankets and pillows I got an air conditioner and a heater if you want :3

baby needs a diaper change. jesus christ.

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could ya hook me up with gooseberry? ive got a thing for her and i gotta know if shes into other ladies....

so you think I have an in with her just ‘cause we sometimes work together? no, I don’t. and to answer your question, I think gooseberry likes that fuckin’ futterman shoved up her ass. and that’s it. GO TALK TO HER!

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PLEASE LET ME HIT BRO PLEASE I NEED YOU

nobody is gonna hit ME before I hit THEM. fuck off and get down before I blow your brains across the floor.

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I could be a good wife y'know...

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I don’t have wives. I have mothers. you wanna be my mommy? huh? you wanna let me cut you open like a fuckin’ fish and crawl so far inside of you I can watch your fuckin’ heart stop? hm? wives are only good for so much. my father showed me that much. but oh, mothers, mothers are perfect. mothers make the world go ‘round. and baby? baby needs a mother.

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I don't have any milk to offer, and my tits aren't that impressive. But I can lick your boots clean. Or whatever shoes you wear..?

sure, I need a good shine done anyway.

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would you ever let a woman suck on your big FAT delicious man boobs??????? asking for a friend..

no.

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Crawl up on me, baby. Savor me, suck me dry! Help mama out, will you?

ohhhh boy. ohhhh man… now baby likes this one. yes mama, anything you say. I’ll be a good boy for you, mama. let me get a taste…

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She Franco on that Barbi till he police stations (Coyle makeout scene)

how many times do I have to tell you. I DON’T MAKEOUT WITH THAT PIG! I DON’T EVEN ENJOY GOING NEAR THE FUCKIN’ HOG, MAN. C’MON!

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Hey, Franco..

I'm gonna, stand a bit away as I make this confession, because I'm a little scared . . Please don't shoot me.

I think you're adorable, okay? I love watching you walk around trials, it's so cute. I actually only use x-ray to stalk you,lol

You're just so cutesy. Is that okay to say? You kind of make me sad also. I kinda wanna like, hug you and hold you. If it wouldn't kill me I'd probably let you curl up inside me I guess. Unfortunately it would kill me and I'd like to live..

It's sad I'm a man, because I would so be a good mother to you. I believe this wholeheartedly.. if you are open to father applications, I am here.. anyways, gonna run now..

- Stalker anon (if that isn't taken)

okay, now what the absolute living fuck is wrong with this one?

I don’t take FATHER APPLICATIONS. my father is my father. and I certainly don’t need another one.

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Franco sir you are the tuffest prime asset please keep it up 🙏

thank you, finally I’m getting the recognition I deserve.

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Hm, yes, making comparisons between firearms and manhood was rather forward of me, I do apologize, especially with so many ruffians in your inbox as of late.

What would be your price for private gunnery lessons? Even just to hear you talk about the past triumphs of regal Lupara would satiate me. All on your terms, of course. Be the price flesh, blood, or bone... I'm willing.

Patiently yours, Embrace (🫂)

alright, alright. you sound kinda proper for the sorta folks I deal with around here. maybe some kind of sick obsession you have with my family is causing this? huh? I am far too busy a man to offer gunnery lessons, even if you gave me everything I could dream of. if you wanted to hear about the lupara, find my father. that sounds like more his wheelhouse than mine.

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should i do breast reduction surgery

yeah, but I want ‘em after.

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You're such a cute baby, I just wanna kiss you on the cheek and hold you close

I’ll be a good boy for you, mama. let baby inside.

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Okayyy fine can I get fucked by lupara 😔

it’s good that you’re in acceptance, but sweetheart, I don’t need your consent.