[mountainrusing]

Evan: I swing both ways.

Evan: Violently, with a bat.

Evan: Come get me, motherfuckers.

[bananarollerskates]

[syrcinus]

Jegulus sketch I did for class

[i-am-a-fish]

I'm cute every day. and for what

[meremythos]

wdym marlene mckinnon isn’t the awkward sporty butch pathetically in love with the popular diva femme in everyone’s mind. wdym.

[gold-tinted]

i love video essays on youtube about the marauders because they all start off like “yeah this is harry potter’s dead dad and his friend group *big sigh* and THIS is regulus black, we’ll get to THAT in a moment”

[bananarollerskates]

How did you pull what was your secret

soaking her sheets?

....

but for realsies, i think it was the baddie + grandma hobbies vibe that did it

[shesarainbeauxx]

anyone have a lil crush on me yet

[bananarollerskates]

SHE DOES 👉@anonity

[fallengoldenapple]

Boudoir photographer Sirius Black who takes Lily as a client. She asks if she can bring a friend to make her feel more comfortable for the shoot

On the day of the shoot Lily shows up with a lanky English teacher with scars on his face

[anonity]

my gf is telling me to post this chapter for you guys

[bananarollerskates]

I'm with y'all, trust

[theconcealedweapon]

[outromoony]

[decemberwinter]

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

[holdtightposts]

There’s so much to unpack here:

Pack of Beakers

Goth Beaker

The Beaker snitching and pointing out the photographer

The Beaker that’s about to unload on the photographer

The terminator strut before the ass whooping and you know he’s moving at speed because of the blur

The ominous feeling that you know this is 3 in the morning

[victoriousflappage]

Gods I fucking love this post. So hard. Fuck.

[cafiffle]

[my-castles-crumbling]

bet - Jegulus Microfic - @into-the-jeggyverse - word count: 346

“Pads…what the fuck is this?” James asked, holding up a wrinkled, slightly-ripped paper that he’d found in Sirius’s trunk while looking for the Map.

Sirius, who had just walked into the room, narrowed his eyebrows. “What is- oh, fuck.”

In two large strides, he stepped forward, snatching the paper from James’s hand. 

“It’s nothing,” he said lightly.

“Nothing? My name is on there!” James argued, grabbing the paper back.

At the top of the parchment was the title: Sirius and Remus’s long-term bets. Underneath were over twenty different decrees: 

Remus bets Sirius that Dumbledore is gay; Sirius bets Remus that McGonagall and Pomfrey are secretly dating; Sirius bets Remus that David Bowie is actually a wizard. 

Some were more interesting than others, but the one that had drawn James’s eyes was about halfway down: Remus bets Sirius that James will realize he is completely in love with Regulus within the next two months, and they will get together before we graduate.

Staring at the writing, James’s mouth went dry. “I…” he looked up at Sirius, who was biting his lip. “I don’t have feelings for Regulus. Surely you told Moony that.”

But Sirius just snorted. “The bet was on when you’d realize you were mad about him, not if you were mad about him. You’re pretty damn obvious, Prongs.”

Mind whirling, James blinked. “I…have feelings for Regulus?”

Sighing, Sirius stepped forward and placed a hand on his shoulder. “James. You make any excuse possible to even look at him. You go bright red whenever he acknowledges you. You practically melt when he’s mean to you. I mean, you have a type,” he chuckled. “You get all giddy when you see him for five minutes, and you practically sing after he deigns to spend time with you. Is that not a crush?” he asked, eyebrows raised.

James swallowed thickly, the realization setting in. “Oh…” he murmured.

“Just…can you pretend you haven’t realized yet? I really need the ten- oh, fuck,” Sirius groaned.

Because rather than listening, James was already halfway out the door, determined to find Regulus.

-

Idea of 'long term bets' from HIMYM

[iceprinceofbelair]

i just mistyped "kreachers tale" as "kreachers take" and i cant stop imagining kreacher with a podcast like "whats up guys thanks for tuning in this episode is sponsored by weasleys wizard wheezes use my promo code REGLIVES for 20% off dungbombs"

[my-castles-crumbling]

the way I let out the ugliest snort at the promo code

[1892]

normalize not knowing anything about yourself. like who’s that guy lol

[rosebyanyothernameisascandel]

"I would've died for your sins, instead I just died inside" is, in my opinion, the most iconically devastating way to fully describe just how awful someone made you feel in a single sentence