The Friendliest Trash

Shiny hhhhhh fuck/Self-shipper/Banana Jim/The Protection Squad Protection Squad Feel free to come chat! I’m up for talking, answering questions and roleplaying. I’m chill with anything.

[bananatrashsenpai]

I wanted to make art for FNAF's anniversary but I didn't have energy for a full art piece so I made a shitpost. Enjoy :3

(Freddy will never get a peaceful day. He should've known better than to expect as such on an anniversary. Lol)

[rose-madder-gaze]

garage rock royalty, a FFXV 4-koma. Extra:

[tigerator]

i’m about to get banned from this splatoon discord because i can’t resist fucking with this dude who’s getting pissy over capitalising the G in goku

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if you must destroy my notifications by resurrecting this post, then i’d like to at least staple on the final form

geauxcoup

[jailrotting]

hello guys my name is Markiplier

[waitwhatyearisit]

I am unfortunately conditioned to register Mark saying "Oh fuck this" in response to horrifying situations as instant comedic relief... So Iron Lung really did have a built in emergency Markiplier when it got scary

[shepherd-roommate]

Just saw them put my favorite character in a jar and shake him around inside while he begs to be released. Go see Iron Lung.

[blood-bla-bla]

The credits at the end of Iron Lung roll.

Me: Wow, Jacksepticeye, Valkyrae and Ethan Nestor had speaking rolls?!

The rest of the theatre:

[bananatrashsenpai]

This was my theatre but it was also a lot of "Aww Henry!!"

[anistarrose]

hyperfixating on a fictional woman who went underdeveloped in canon is literally FUN and the 80-90% of fandom people who only do the same for background character men have no idea of the degree to which they are fucking missing out

[anistarrose]

no tumblr i have faith that this post will be found by the enlightened 10-20 percent

[ID from alt: the "post without tags" pop up. End ID.]

[anistarrose]

hour 1 of thinking about an underdeveloped woman: idk it would've been nice if she had more screentime

hour 100 of thinking about an underdeveloped woman: ok but despite having only eight lines of dialogue she is literally THE most interesting nuanced and tragic character in the entire series and these writers had no idea what they even had. how is no one else seeing this it's literally so objectively obvious

[eelfuneral]

Another “he would not fucking say that” variation in fandom that I notice myself muttering is “she would not have enormous tits”.

[il9vemyputer]

everyone on replies is terrified of this fact but i just think it's so sweet and heartwarming. she's holding our hand and leading us somewhere secret and we're both giggling like kids. i love her

[solowinged]

let’s travel through the vast unknown with mama

[omnybus]

Space chickens

[twilightofthesandwiches]

Congratulations! You have been Isekai’d to the Pokemon World and you are now a Pokemon Trainer! Spin here! to find out your new Trainer Class!

How do you feel about your result?

HELL YEAH THIS IS SO COOL AND SO PERFECT FOR ME

I’m not sure if it really fits me…. But it is REALLY GREAT

This is awesome!

It’s pretty cool!!

It’s nice, I guess

I feel totally indifferent about it

This has a lot of positives and a lot of negatives, not sure how I feel…

…Eh…

Could be worse, I guess?

This is perfect for me (derogatory)

This SUCKS, but… at least it’s better than NOT being a Pokemon Trainer, right?

THIS IS TERRIBLE THIS IS ACTUALLY WORSE THAN NOT BEING A POKEMON TRAINER

Voting ended onFeb 7

[bananatrashsenpai]

This wheel knew I was an XY fan and I feel a little called out (positive)

[latinakito]

You killed the only two people who had ever cared about you

[i-am-but-a-beta-fish]

eva: oh hey you're back early

simon: ocean's haunted

eva: what?

simon: *cocks radiation gun* ocean's haunted

[blood-bla-bla]

Mark is not a masochist, he just wanted to be flung around multiple times, break his nose, get hospitalised from getting blood in his eyes and almost drown in a pool of blood to see how much he can handle for a film.

[let-them-eat-rakes]

meme is from the r/okbuddypersona subreddit, originally made by u/inviernainvicta

[inviernainvicta]

Dug this post out again to add on the extra meme I made for the comments who were saying "well makoto just wants to reform them from the inside, duh."

[definedvines]

ultra cool makoto fan voice. to me her decision to become a cop to reform it from the inside is rooted in naive intentions that wholly ignore any signs that contradict the possibility of it being dead on arrival as a goal. she is blinded by the person she idolizes in her father, who had to give his life in order to do some good within the force.

what she's seen the police do to the phantom thieves + especially joker only motivate her, albeit in the wrong direction, to fix the system. she is the kind of character who, even if given outside insistence that it is the wrong decision, is so stubborn that she is near incapable of turning back.

while the original game itself does not present it as a flaw that makes her nuanced, i see great potential in this for her character. strikers essentially puts this all on the table as if it IS a flaw though, before turning back on itself a little so as to not make too drastic a change in her character.

persona 5 tries to tell us through this that it's admirable to believe so hard in something that you never give up, even if every warning sign is against you. but some things are far too complex to work so simply with that as your ideal.

[bengerm]

this is bigger than you, bigger than me, bigger than any of us.