Babygirl

your mindfuck

[delcattey]

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“Me and Frankie got pulled over last night. Well, it’s more like we got held up by four undercover SUV special agent police. And they asked me twice if I was vampire. I’m not even fucking shitting. That guy doesn’t even know how he made my year. And then they let us go, and they said just drive a little slower. Then, they go “are you guys Satan worshippers?” We said “No, dude.” And don’t ever call a cop dude because they don’t like it.“

[cursedmcrimages]

Super cursed

[c3po]

anyone else bummed they have 2 sleep alone tonight and uh not in some1s arms

[blorbosdotcom]

Frank: Gerard, why are you crying?

Gerard, sniffling: Oh it was just these onions I’m cutting, haha.

Frank, to the onions: What the fuck did you say to my boyfriend?

[blorbosdotcom]

frank and gerard with beetlejuice !

[understands]

[overlyspecificmcrmemes]

frank iero

[ghosticycoffee]

Conspiracy theory: Frank is actually a rabbit

[odetodysfunction-deactivated202]

I’ve definitely read crazier fan theories. 🤔

[ghosticycoffee]

Guys I think it’s safe to confirm Frank is a rabbit

[gerardseyeshadow]

Meet the Band: MCR Edition

Moikey:

-Seeing him smile is like seeing a chupacabra

-Has been down with kickball since the third grade

-90% leg

-Jawline could CUT a man

-“Don’t watch me straighten my hair it’s creepy”

-The voice cracks: “DUDES” “OH MY G OD”

-Wants to roll up Dungeons and Dragons characters

-“I’ll sign em, you bring em”

-Comes with Kung Fu grip and Judo

-Way down way down way down way down WAY DOWN WAY DOWN *falls*

-The MOST adorable let him speak please for the love of god

-“Sacrificing virgins..”

OH FRANKIE?!:

-Whirling blender of chaos

-Has probably given himself whiplash

-and you can FIGHT ME FOR AN APPLE

-Literally fights everyone on stage

-“I play guitar and scream”

-“I HOPE I-” *skips line where he mentions wanting to die in front of his kids* ONE TWO THREE FOUR

-“He makes me wear these [Gerard’s gloves]”

-Likes to climb on the equipment and then fall

-tiny feets

RAY of sunshine:

-*wheezing* “look at this I just put my hand in a cupcake”

-Frank: He’s a good kisser too

Gerard: yes he’s a very good kisser

Ray: ANYWAY THANKS TO ALL THE EXTRAS WHO CAME OUT TODAY

-Frank: *climbing in the coffin*

Ray: YOU SHOWIN YOUR BUTT? NO GET OUTTA HERE-

-Musical genius and so dedicated and talented

-Mom

-Puts up with everyone’s shit

-*answering Q and A* “Frank, in Vampire Money do you say ‘aw yeah ba-’ yep there it goes.”

-FUCK yEAH, ATARI FLASHBACK

-*playing claw machine* *gestures to multiple patriotic teddy bears* “The winnings..” *cue him and Gerard making the bears sing and dance*

Gee:

-Smol teeth

-Invented red eyeshadow

-Likes to jack off the mic

-YA MOM’S COMIN

-“Shit is easy peasy pumpkin peasy, pumpkin pie motherfucker”

-I KILLED SO MANY PLANTS

-*slurred* “It’s uhh itsswomen’s cut they ah always fall down”

-1000% chance of sass with a side of extra af

-Looks like a cinnamon roll and is an actual cinnamon roll

-“We actually like to- like to kidnap them in a van, and leave them somewhere dangerous. SURPRISE”

-SUCKING DICK FOR COCAINE

-feather boas

-“AAAAAAAAAAH IT’S FOR THE HAMSTER THAT IM GONNA BUY”

[idontknowokayhelp]

me: *dedicates life to a band*

me: *has fan account*

me: *knows everything about them*

me: *skips their songs on shuffle*

[overlyspecificmcrmemes]

the stars are beautiful tonight and so is ray toro alright goodnight everyone ✨

[gayestaqua]

so today my dad was telling us about his high school days and how he was this cool popular dude and how he would make everyone laugh and how everyone wanted to talk to him and how he got invited to all the good parties and told us cool stories. what cool stories am i going to tell my kids i legit have none i cant just say “hey when i was your age i would spend my time crying over tv shows and screaming whenever two grown ass men looked at each other and reading about said men falling in love in every way possible while listening to mcr” what kind of parent would that make me

[kendimlekavgalariim]

[foxqueen-katarian]

Things my dentist has actually said to me:

“Well, either the x-rays lied to me or you are spontaneously creating teeth. I’m going with the second one because it’s way cooler.”

“When was the last time you flossed? Your gums aren’t bleeding which means I’m either not doing this hard enough or you actually floss your teeth regularly”

“You don’t need to do a fluoride treatment I just want to go check my facebook for a second and this is the best excuse I can come up with. Don’t worry your insurance will cover it.”

“Take a whole handful of toothbrushes, I can’t order new ones in less ugly colors until these ones are gone.”

“Remember not to eat or drink anything for a half hour…or actually you know forget that go eat lemons and drink coffee right now. I make money based on peoples bad decisions, you should probably stop brushing your teeth too.”

“I became a dentist because I like making children cry and they don’t let you do that as a regular doctor.”

[spectralserval1138]

Chaotic neutral dentist?

[incorrect-mcrquotes-deactivated]

Frank: Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the “t” on it?

Mikey: … It’s.. A cross.

Frank: Across from where?

[hallucin8]

me: knows bologna is pronounced baloney

my only brain cell: bollog nah

[jordyjinx]

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Lindsey and Matt talking about Bandit swearing on Pod Sequentialism #014

“It was so casual she didn’t even know what she was doing. We were playing a game and she needed the color green and she found it… and she goes, ‘Green, motherfucker!’. I had to do everything not to laugh, because I knew if I drew attention to it, she’d know she just hit, like … a gem!”

[winnirosa]

Brendan serving us the looks

Man Brendan sparkles so much, my queer heart is proud