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🚨 BTS NEW ALBUM LEAKED??

now that I have your attention…..

My chart readings are OPEN! If Mercury retrograde or the rest of 2019′s astrological chaos has got you feeling down, feel free to sign up!

I’ve done literally hundreds of charts (both in person and written) and can also help with career, love life, friendship, and other advice. If anything is bothering you, I guarantee astrology can help you find the answer 💗

→ Find out more info on my twitter @/chartreadings: https://twitter.com/chartreadings/status/1105859204114468864?s=21

→ Fill out a request form here: https://goo.gl/forms/37GbKG9eey7LOn5u2

[bangtanastrology]

🚨 BTS NEW ALBUM LEAKED??

now that I have your attention.....

My chart readings are OPEN! If Mercury retrograde or the rest of 2019′s astrological chaos has got you feeling down, feel free to sign up!

I’ve done literally hundreds of charts (both in person and written) and can also help with career, love life, friendship, and other advice. If anything is bothering you, I guarantee astrology can help you find the answer 💗

→ Find out more info on my twitter @/chartreadings: https://twitter.com/chartreadings/status/1105859204114468864?s=21

→ Fill out a request form here: https://goo.gl/forms/37GbKG9eey7LOn5u2

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the signs’ “culture” ⚜️ pt. 1

aries: being known as the "fun friend" but feeling very sad and misunderstood inside 

taurus: asking urself "is it really worth it/should i even waste my energy?" before every decision in life

gemini: shamefully deleting those rant/vent posts that u wrote on impulse the next day

cancer: letting your family/parents (specifically mother) dictate your life

leo: planning a cute outfit in your head but it not looking that cute when u put it on

virgo: obsessing over a band, show, fandom, or hobby at every phase of ur life

libra: liking someone but when u find out they like u back u run 

scorpio: ending up sabotaging/hurting yourself because of anger you have towards someone else

sagittarius: never listening to ur own advice

capricorn: randomly thinking of embarrassing things you did in the past and cringing

aquarius: saying "whatever" to everything you're told ever

pisces: only having fun at social outings when you're drunk

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The Signs As ‘Love Yourself’ Intros

Serendipity: Water - Cancer, Pisces, Scorpio

Euphoria: Fire - Leo, Sagittarius, Aries

Singularity: Earth - Virgo, Capricorn, Taurus

Epiphany: Air - Gemini, Aquarius, Libra

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geminis and libras after making (1) decision on their own

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astro tea #1 ☕

we attract signs in the element we lack the most. for example, i have 0 water planets and always somehow end up around cancers and scorpios. it's the universe’s way of creating balance.

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discuss:

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the signs as tumblr blogs

aries, scorpio, capricorn: dark, edgy aesthetic blogs, nsfw blogs

virgo, gemini: studyblrs, fanfic writers, the fastest gifmakers

libra, pisces, cancer, leo: soft, pastel aesthetic blogs, fashion and makeup, popular

sagittarius, aquarius, taurus: probably multifandom, shitposts, no coherent theme, astrology blogs

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how long it takes for the signs to get over their ex

aries: 5 hours. they were already over u before the breakup happened

taurus: 72 years. they show their grandchildren old screenshots of their texts

gemini: 4 days. 2 for crying and 2 for deleting all ur pictures off their social medias

cancer: 1 year. filled with lots of tears, ice cream, and romcoms

leo: 6 months. enough time to go into hiding, get a makeover, and build their confidence back up

virgo: 3 weeks. enough time for them to cancel the wedding plans they secretly set up

libra: however long it takes for news that they're now single to spread around town

scorpio: until their ex's life is thoroughly ruined

sagittarius: 2 days. goes straight for the rebound

capricorn: however long it is until their next paycheck

aquarius: either 1 day or a millennium

pisces: never. they're still dating u in their dreams

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Astrology Readings: Open!

in honor of the one year anniversary of this blog and reaching 23k, i'll be doing chart readings for you guys! 🎉

all information on the types of readings i'll be offering (natal, compatibility with BTS members, transits, and more!), prices, etc, are all on my twitter i created to talk to clients ‼️ @chartreadings ‼️

there you'll be linked to a google form where you can enter a request! this makes things so much simpler and easy for both of us. i would like if you have a twitter account that i can contact you through.

i'm frequently asked to do readings and the interest in my work makes me so happy. i hope i can do a lot for u guys and give back to a group of people who have given me so much more. working with my followers and opening their eyes to parts of their charts is always a great joy! 💕

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STOP BULLYING CANCERS WE R TOO SOFT AND SENSITIVE

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Would you rather describe yourself as a sub or a dom in a relationship? And as a sub or a dom in bed? You don't have to respond if it make you uncomfortable, i'm just curious

deep down i’m a switch (gemini mars) but i prefer being dominant (5th house stellium) 95% of the time...

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I was hoping you could elaborate on what a persona chart is/shows? I've never encountered them before and I'm very interested but still a little unclear. Thanks!

i think persona charts are a helpful tool for someone who doesn't understand their natal placements. for example, let’s say you’re a libra moon but have never quite related to the description for it. let’s say you’re more assertive than the typical people-pleasing libra moon. 

so, you look into your moon persona chart and find that your “moon’s moon” is aries. or, the planet mars in your moon persona chart is very prominent. just like that things finally make sense. perhaps there’s a 1st or 8th house stellium. a combination of those things can explain your assertiveness.

basically, it provides even more insight into every facet of your chart. it can be a bit confusing, but also rewarding if you decide to check it out x

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what would you do if you fell in love HARD with someone whomst you don't know their sign,,, and when they finally give it to you, you realize it's a cancer 🤣🤣🤣🤣 how would you handle this omgg

me:

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Which are the best placements in your opinion? Or the placements you’re most attracted to?

hm. all placements hav their ups and downs, so it’s hard to say the “best”. i think libra and sagittarius placements are easier to manage than some others. i’m personally attracted to libras and virgos and ppl with 3rd/12th house planets x

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I’m sorry people are mean :((((( I enjoy seeing your posts on my dash and I love your friendliness to newcomers to astrology. People that have the “don’t ask me this, this, or this” type of faqs and overall attitude can be so offputting towards interest in astrology. Thank you 💖💖💖

i have no reason to worry abt haters when i have so many amazing followers like you 

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As a cancer I apologize for our bitch baby ways. 😔✌🏻How many of us have hurt you girl.

enough that they’re on my black list