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dnd + monster of the week shit

[alienbard]

Merricat: I'm sorry for all the stuff I said.

Miles: And for punching me in the face?

Merricat: No, you definitely deserved that.

[bansheesnelves]

Cola: Does it bother you when I-

Brigitte: Yes.

[bansheesnelves]

Perhonen: For my next stunt, I'll wake up at 5 am on the day I can sleep in!

Merricat: Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise!

Eden: Early to bed and early to rise makes me a massive bitch.

[bansheesnelves]

Merricat: I don't do escape rooms. If I wanted to feel trapped and confused for an hour, I'd ask Jamie to explain how Bitcoin works.

[bansheesnelves]

Manon, putting frozen strawberries into blender: :)

Laney: Ooooh, making smoothies?

Manon, emptying a bottle of wine into the blender: Kind of.

[bansheesnelves]

Jason: When Nessie gets upset at me I sneak into her Netflix profile and give thumbs up to the most boring documentaries.

[bansheesnelves]

Jamie: The silent treatment would work way better if Ruby didn't actually enjoy it.

[bansheesnelves]

Jamie: Believe it or not, I am bi.

Ruby: Biyoself.

[alienbard]

Miles: Look, let me just walk you through a hypothetical. Can I walk you through a hypothetical? Merricat: What did you do? Miles, lying through his teeth: I didn't... do anything.

[alienbard]

I’M GONNA PISS MYSELFFF

[alienbard]

this is addicting

[bansheesnelves]

Jamie: I was arrested once for being way too handsome.

Ruby: The charges were immediately dropped due to no supporting evidence.

[bansheesnelves]

Laney: Look! I made a marshmallow Manon! See? Her arms are crossed because she’s mad at all the other marshmallow workers for annoying her. Do you like it?

Manon, choked up: It’s fine.

[bansheesnelves]

Cola: Hey Brigitte, isn't it amazing how there's about 7 trillion nerves in the average human body?

Brigitte, deadpan: And isn't it amazing how SOME people manage to get on every fucking one of them?

[bansheesnelves]

Jamie: The victims were dismembered and sacrificed on an altar made of antlers.

Ruby: Dear God...

Jamie: Most likely, yes.

[valtsv]

What do you think of the "revenge bad" tropes frequently found

it actually pisses me off sooooo much when characters are like "ohhh but if i hurt or kill the bastard who made my life and others' a living hell i'm just as bad as they are!" like grow up and shoot him what are you catholic

[valtsv]

"but i'm too good to kill anyone! :(" i'm not. give me the gun.

[sarahseeandersen]