Blonde Muses

RP blog for my OC. Check out more details on the Bio page. 

[banzaikun]

GDI this website is so confusing.

How did I even manage to post stuff in here?

Leaving ready replies stuck in drafts for days, posting wrong stuff, fuck, 

[banzaikun]

hotmessofmuses‌:

Tsunade’s face flushed at his questions.

“Maybe I missed seeing your stupid face. I may not be attracted to you, but I thought we had developed a rapport?” she asked him. “When you up and disappear, the people close to you are bound to be concerned.” she snapped at him in a good natured grump.

“Eh?”

A tiny indagation came to the blond man. Sure, he and Tsunade had been doing some trivial tasks on a daily basis, back when he was still determined to protect her. He also remembered how embarrassing it was when she found out he saw her as an attractive woman. “I didn’t leave the Village, so I didn’t....”

He stops mid sentence and see how grumpy and angry she looked. Another retort, and he could get whacked on the head. “Uhh, nevermind that. You dont need to be concerned. I decided I’m going to spend some time helping you do your work, alright? So...get that grumpy face off of ya, and let’s get going”

[banzaikun]

🏆 This is the Amazing Person Award 🏆 ✨💛 Once you are given this award you are supposed to paste it in the ask of eight different people, who, in your opinion, deserve it. If you break the chain nothing will happen, but it is sweet to know someone thinks you're amazing inside and out 💛✨

/aw thanks buddy! You’re pretty amazing as well!

Also super sorry for disappearing. Been trying to improve myself IRL and a bunch of other stuff has happened too. Hope things are okay on your end. 

[banzaikun]

/I’m not “officially” back, or anything of the sorts.

Right now I’m just lurking and doing occasional replies. I... dont really know how my friends feel about keeping their relationships with my character or if they want to reboot, havent reached out to anyone. So, yeah, I’ll just lurk some more and go to bed, I guess x____x’

[banzaikun]

@devilhime-senju

“I-I said I’m not, jeez” Banzai retorts, while his face showed signs of embarrassment. The scene that just happened didnt seem to be that bad: a familiar face showed up and just placed a tiny kiss on the Hokage’s cheek. Seeing the whole thing has made Banzai get somewhat flustered. 

He knew that Tsunade was one of the prettiest kunoichis, even to this day. Her long blonde lockes, thic lips and curvaceous figure all made her a very attractive woman. But not many truly knew who she was from inside. Not even Banzai seemed to fully grasp that, yet. He seemed to be slightly distracted by her curves at her front. “I just wouldnt think anyone would come and smooch you like this.... and get out alive, I mean”

[banzaikun]

Death glares at him because she can.

“H-hey, is that really a way to treat someone you haven’t seen in ages? With...death glares? Why are you staring like that?”

[banzaikun]

5canon1oc:

“You wish it was pizza.” Tsunade replied with a huff as she looked over the blond.

“Where have you been lately?” she asked him. “What’s Shizune paying you for? Loafing around?” she asked him grumpily. She left the other part unsaid, that she hadn’t heard from him in awhile and was wondering what had become of him.

He rubs his tired eyes, to get a better glimpse at the person in front of him. It was none other than Tsunade, the woman he was tasked to protect.....Though, he seemed to have been absent of his job recently.

“What’s the matter? The Village is at peace...You don’t run into any dangerous, life-threatening situations....Heck, you can even kick ass on your own. Why are you asking me to protect you? Or, why now, of all times?” 

[banzaikun]

Tifa greets Banzai with a kiss...

(I won’t guarantee I’ll be in here until the rest of the night though...)

“Tiif! What’s up sweetie?” Banzai asks with a smile. 

[banzaikun]

Tsunade shows up randomly at Banzai’s apartment, banging on the door.

(I’m so sorry I took this long to answer this!!! >////////<)

Banzai goes to greet the woman on the other side of the door, though he was clearly half-asleep. 

“...I didn’t order any pizza?”

[eiseiheisenju-deactivated201807]

20 and 24

{Mission Source}

20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be?24: Would you have sex with your best friend?

“I’ve got a bit of a list to choose from, but the top three include Hatake Kakashi, Tenten, and my pupil Haruno Sakura. Maybe Uzumaki Naruto with or without the Sexy No Jutsu in play and you, Banzai, if you play your cards right and if I extend the list down to five. And yes, I would and have had sex with my best friend.”

[banzaikun]

“Is that a challenge, Hokage-sama?” Banzai asks with a little smirk. Well, what else could he say: he had a little crush on the busty legendary sannin. To think that she would be open to such invitations only made his heart beat a bit faster. 

Besides who couldn’t resist that enormous cleavage swinging left and right? Though she made sure to cover it with her robes, it left some of it to his imagination. “I ain’t too much of a gambler...but I’d say I’m making a good move if I offer you some night out, with a couple bottles of sake for us both. What do you say?”

[banzaikun]

suddenly feeling an urge to roleplay here. Isn’t that weird?

Also I think I have pending replies to do as well. Geez I really abandoned this account lol

[banzaikun]

i keep forgetting why i dpnt come back here.

previous post was reason enough.

fucking imbeciles. 

[titty-sona]

hey um. i have questions

why is this deadass bimbofication fetish art

[orangekissess]

do yall even know how many men are going to masturbate to this

do you

know

[ike-loves-men]

Str8 men will masturbate to anything with a pair of tits, or add them to something so they can masturbate to it. Nothing here is new.

[noitemsfoxonlyfinaldestination]

and you’re really sitting there like gay men won’t fuck anything with muscles huh

glass houses, buddy

[ike-loves-men]

There is a difference between gay men liking muscles and str8 men being into a mysoginistic fetish, you absolute imbecile.

[trilllizard666]

[professionaldumpsterfire]

@luckyredclover

Hey look at this discourse

[banzaikun]

I try and try to be productive and do other stuff.

But nothing works.

I’m done with real life, I just wanna live in the internet :/

[banzaikun]

I know I owe at least one reply here.

It is already saved in my drafts, I wont lose it no matter what.

But every weekend that shows up I am doing many different things and I cant log in here unless it is late night x_____x

[banzaikun]

oh no! who was the person?

dunno their real name or anything, but it was a jihl nabaat blog. 

And yes I still want to find one to ship my character with, but I just havent had much time to go around looking for them 

[banzaikun]

oh no, one of those rpers seemed to have posted something two weeks ago.

I wasnt here to talk to them ;__;

RIP.