We can't cancel quidditch!

when life gives you lemons you just say fuck the lemons and bail previously danysassgaryen Christa| 20 | the Netherlands multifandomblog TAGS

[best-of-memes]

[jesse-custer]

hs yearbook award | thebookofcriss   ↳ parks and rec +  most likely to end up in jail

[b99thingsv2]

[jenniferbarkley-deactivated2015]

hello sir, we’re sober. we would like to get tattoos on our bodies because we love each other.

[downeyevans]

Oh! I forgot to sing you my Merry Congratu-Christmas carol.

[americanpsycho1991]

there is literally no emotion or response that cannot be perfectly represented by an image of quentin tarantino.

uncomfortable but happy? there’s a quentin for that.

angry but flattered? there’s a quentin for that.

chill, yet aroused? quentin.

vaguely humiliated, yet still accomplished and leaving on a high note? quentin.

bitter, but pretending you’re too chill to let it bother you? quentin.

effortlessly erotic? quentin.

relaxed, yet stylish? quentin.

made a mistake, now you have to put a foot in your mouth? quentin.

stressing out trying to remember if you left the stove on, but you’re still gonna pose because the lighting is A+? quentin.

in church, feeling jesus’ love and praising the lord? quentin.

someone said something really sweet to you, but you’re just a humble little butterfly? quentin.

trying to act tough but lowkey just trying not to cry? quentin.

your friend throws down a devastating argument and drops the damn mic, and you’re right there standing behind them and backin them up every step of the way? quentin.

someone said something wrong about a subject you know everything about and you know your friend’s got your back so you’re about to school a fool? quentin.

friends are using slang that you have to look up and it makes you feel like an old person trying to work their email? quentin.

friend says something super embarrassing when they’re right next to you and they’re totally oblivious but you can’t go off on them right now so you just stare at them? quentin.

you just woke up but people are already trying to talk to you? quentin.

someone insulted your simon cowell cosplay and you’re about to set them on fire with just the power of your eyes? quentin.

mysterious, yet vulnerable? quentin.

the party don’t start till you walk in, and you’re walking in right now? quentin.

at the party and you’re drunk off your ass and having a great time? quentin.

someone said something gross but you’re trying to stay in your lane and keep your mouth shut? triple quentin threat.

[doona-baes]

#this year may we all find something we love as much as leslie loves waffles

[violentwavesofemotion-deactivat]

Amy Winehouse, from In Her Own Words BBC (2015) (x)

[brittany-murphy]

[baratheonning-blog]

birds at 5 am: hmm.... u kno what i haven't done in a few hours.... scream

[angelshawke]

Gavin: I like it when we’re kind of on the same team, Ryan. Ryan: Frenemies! (part 2) (part 3) 

[vampirediaries]

[tinybluedeer]

*winks at the sky* for the aliens

[whythebigpaws]

I mixed up “donkey kong” and “king kong” and accidentally said “kinky dong” to my parents today

[spicy-vaginal-tacos]

If your family ever feels dysfunctional just remember that my parents got divorced and didn’t tell each other where they were moving to so they ended up moving in the same neighborhood and becoming neighbors

[spicy-vaginal-tacos]

My life is literally a sitcom

[turnwoods]

Hey Joel, how fucking dumb are you?

[faheys]

We all talk about the mother-son relationship between Molly and Harry but barely of McGonagall and Harry

McGonagall spent hours spying on the Dursley’s and didn’t want Harry to be put in their care

she bought him a Nimbus 2000 with her own money and since it was new at the time, it must’ve cost a lot

she put Harry on the quidditch team without checking with Oliver Wood and if it had been another student who was caught flying, they would have been expelled on the spot

she defended Harry in front of Umbridge “He has achieved high marks in all Defence Against the Dark Arts tests set by a competent teacher”

“Potter. I will assist you to become an Auror if it is the last thing I do! If I have to coach you nightly I will make sure you achieve the required results!”

when Amycus spat at McGonagall, Harry cast the cruciatus curse on him which worked meaning Harry truly meant it, and when McGonagall called him foolish, Harry replied as if his actions didn’t need explanation 

“The scream was the more terrible because he had never expected or dreamed that Professor McGonagall could make such a sound” when McGonagall thought Harry was dead 

she was one of the first to reach Harry when he defeated Voldemort