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@barbchill
oof.
shout out to all the girls in barb’s inbox telling her they’re buff and will protect her . she’s in love .
* SCREAM FILM FRANCHISE PROMPTS .
SCREAM :
❛ Would you settle for a PG-13 relationship? ❜
❛ I’m sorry if my traumatized life is an inconvenience to your perfect existence. ❜
❛ You sick fucks. You’ve seen one too many movies! ❜
❛ Are you alone in the house? ❜
❛ We’re gonna play a little game. ❜
❛ My mom and dad are gonna be so mad at me! ❜
❛ When do we see breasts? I wanna see Jamie Lee’s breasts. ❜
❛ You cut me too deep. I think I’m dying here, man. ❜
❛ You take a knife and you slit ‘em from groin to sternum. ❜
❛ I will totally protect you. Yo, I am so buff, I got you covered, girl. ❜
❛ We ask you questions and if you get one wrong, boo-gah, you die. ❜
❛ What do I have to do to prove to you that I’m not a killer? ❜
❛ We already played that game, remember? ❜
❛ I mean did Norman Bates have a motive? Don’t think so! ❜
❛ See, it’s a lot scarier when there’s no motive. ❜
❛ Oh, you wanna play psycho killer? ❜
❛ Oh, please don’t kill me, Mr. Ghostface. I wanna be in the sequel! ❜
❛ Well, you’re not going to be alone any more, right? ❜
❛ There’s always some stupid bullshit reason to kill your girlfriend. ❜
❛ I never thought I’d be so happy to be a virgin. ❜
❛ What’s your favorite scary movie? What comes to mind? ❜
❛ You hang up on me again and I’ll gut you like a fish, you understand? ❜
❛ Tell me something. Did you really put her liver in the mailbox? ❜
❛ This is the moment when the supposedly dead killer comes back to life, for one last scare. ❜
SCREAM 2 :
❛ I’m not interrupting anything, am I? ❜
❛ Have you ever felt a knife cut through human flesh and scrape the bone beneath? ❜
❛ You should really deal with your trust issues. ❜
❛ This is just the kind of guy you’d love to bring home to mom… if… you had… a mom. ❜
❛ I was just reading in your book about your last cameraman, the guy got gutted. ❜
❛ First of all: he wasn’t gutted. I made it up. His throat was slashed. ❜
❛ You know, you must be getting quite a lot of flak on that, right? ❜
❛ Your flattering remarks are both desperate and obvious. ❜
❛ Well, I was hoping I might get just a few words with you. ❜
❛ Tell us everything that’s happened, looking back on the last two years? ❜
❛ Whoa, Hey, hey, hey hey, Deep breaths, Lot of deep breaths. ❜
❛ Why do you always answer a question with a question? ❜
❛ Yeah, and I’m impatient. Look, do you want to leave a message for someone? ❜
❛ So, why don’t you show your face, you fucking coward? ❜
❛ The killer is trying to finish what was started. ❜
❛ If the killer is following a pattern, maybe we can figure out who’s next. ❜
❛ So what do you wanna do, bonehead? Sit here, wait and see who drops next? ❜
❛ Don’t you know history repeats itself? Hm? ❜
❛ I thought I was gonna be up there until opening night. ❜
❛ So, uh… what’s your favorite scary movie? ❜
❛ Is that the best you can do? ❜
❛ “Drink with your brain.” That’s our motto. ❜
❛ That shit only calls you when he’s drunk. Don’t go over there. ❜
❛ No matter how hard you try, you’ll never be the hero and you’ll never, ever get the girl. ❜
SCREAM 3 :
❛ Not only did they-did they kill the film, but they killed my cast.. ❜
❛ Variety called me a “pariah”. I don’t even know what a “pariah” is. ❜
❛ Oh, it’s hard being friends with you, [Name]. ❜
❛ When you’re friends with [Name], you die. ❜
❛ It’s time you came to terms with me and with mother! ❜
❛ I had no idea they were going to make a film of their own. ❜
❛ Fucking kill me! You can’t fucking kill me! ❜
❛ So, why don’t you tell me, who you are? ❜
❛ Answer right, your girlfriend lives. ❜
❛ I’m sorry I’m running late. I’m still on the 405. I’m about 10 minutes away. ❜
❛ Uh, look, since I got you on the phone, let’s talk about your character, okay? ❜
❛ See? I don’t understand why I have to start the scene in the shower. ❜
❛ When it’s a threat, you’ll know it. ❜
❛ The killer is in the house and he’s upstairs! ❜
❛ The question isn’t who I am. The question is: Who’s with me? ❜
❛ Now, do you have somewhere we can be… alone? ❜
❛ If you do one thing to attract attention to yourself, one thing, I’ll kill them both. ❜
❛ I don’t want them. I want you. It’s simple. You show yourself, they survive. ❜
❛ I’ll call you when you’re on your way. ❜
❛ How do I know they’re not dead already? ❜
❛ What’s the matter? What are you staring at? ❜
❛ You’re gonna pay for the life you stole from me, [Name]. ❜
❛ You did it all. You did it! You call them all, even your closest… friends. ❜
❛ How do you know you’re not hearing things? How do you know I’m not someone in your head? ❜
SCREAM 4 :
❛ You forgot the first rule of remakes: “Don’t fuck with the original”. ❜
❛ Oh, my God, I love it. I’ve seen it five times and still gets me every time. ❜
❛ Am I, or did whoever make it just underthink it? ❜
❛ Don’t we hear enough of this story every year? ❜
❛ I’m not trying to scare you.. ❜
❛ This is the last person you’re ever gonna see alive. ❜
❛ You’re in my movie, you got a fun part, so don’t blow it. ❜
❛ People live and people die, and you’d better start running! ❜
❛ And I like him - To tease, to torment, to make him squirm! ❜
❛ Sorry about that. Just… making around before taking off. ❜
❛ It’s okay. I mean, you had… a lot of stuff… going on back then. ❜
❛ I think I have just enough time to slice someone open! ❜
❛ You do know there are cops all over the house? ❜
❛ You think this is all about you? You think you’re still the star? ❜
❛ You’ve done very well by all this bloodshed, haven’t you? ❜
❛ Well, how about the town you left behind? ❜
❛ I’m gonna slit your eyelids in half so you don’t blink when I stab you in the face. ❜
❛ But if you wanna be in the hospital, I’d be happy to put you there - in the morgue! ❜
❛ It’s kind of the one component the killer is missing. ❜
❛ You film your entire high school experience, and, what, post it on the 'net? ❜
❛ Well, if you wanna be the new, new version, the killer should be filming the murders. ❜
❛ Working on less of a Shrequel and more of a Screamake. ❜
❛ Ah, friends count, but it’s the family ties that cut deep. Am I right? ❜
❛ The ones you care about most. And what’s closer than family? The bond of blood. ❜
i’m so glad barb is wlw as hell
i gotta go by work even tho i really dont want to but while i’m gone consider this a plotting call !
i gotta go by work even tho i really dont want to but while i’m gone consider this a plotting call !
━━━━━━ A TEENAGE TRAGEDY ! written by link .
* ╰ › / decentsoul : benny .
@barbchill·
“KFC may have their fancy slogan and big ol’ buckets, but nothin’ beats a decent burger.” Benny takes a bite of his fry (all serious-like). Lifts his finger and throws a cautionary glance over his shoulder. “Hold on. Gotta make sure the Food Police ain’t listenin’ in on us.”
When the coast is clear, he shoots a relieved smile her way. It’s lopsided and strained and (yeah) chances are, he’s going to crack a grin any second. Hey, can you blame him? He has a tendency to fall apart when the games reach a new level of ridiculous.
all at once she feels eight years old again . before things got complicated & her biggest issue being glasses she hadn’t grown into yet . before the KFC near downtown was built & nights her mother didn’t have the time to cook had her father driving them out to benny’s for fresh burgers . before her best friend canceled plans on her last minute for some boy . SHE UNDERSTOOD ! she didn’t expect herself to be nancy’s main priority & steve harrington had been a frequent topic from her so there was no way nancy would pass a date with him up ! the sting of jealousy is wrestled away best she can manage .
she’s not sure what had her drive out here , a craving for something nostalgic perhaps or simply the need to go SOMEWHERE any since she’d already gotten ready , but she’s glad she did . his foolish acting manages a crack of a genuine smile on her . he’s trying to cheer her up ; it’s a touching gesture . ❛ well , that’s a debate you’ll have to take my dad to court on . ❜
‘ but i don’t want to go outside. there are people out there. ’
* ╰ › @hauntsboy / meme .
❛ you know we have to leave sometime , right ? ❜ WHAT WAS HE LIKE BEFORE THIS ? before he had trauma written in his bones . were his smiles brighter ? did he stand up to those who wanted him down ? sometimes it breaks her heart that she never knew . never even thought to pay attention ! she’s glad she found him , but not by the circumstance she did . ❛ look : we can leave together . all they can do is say stuff & if they try to pull more than that then … whatever . it’s me & you ; we’ve faced far worse than people . ❜
STATUS : ACCEPTING !
✰ * º ❛ that 70′s show sentence starters ❜
‘ you know what your problem is? i’m too good looking. ’ ‘ god, what did you have for breakfast this morning? carnation instant bitch? ’ ‘ oh, is this what we’re gonna do today, we’re gonna fight? ’ ‘ because you’re breaking up the band, yoko! ’ ‘ an apple? where’s my candy, you son of a bitch. ’ ‘ she told me she loves me and then i told her i loved cake… ’ ‘ how’d you’d like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass? ’ ‘ look, if i could run across the beach into my own arms, i would. ’ ‘ you know he never liked phones. he said he could hear voices in ‘em. ’ ‘ when my time comes, i wanna be buried facedown so that anyone who doesn’t like me can kiss my ass. ’ ‘ you know what your problem is? you’re really cute… so no one ever told you to shut your pie hole. ’ ‘ god, we are such the… perfect couple? ’ ‘ you’re cold? well damn, i can’t control the weather! ’ ‘ the gym, or as i like to call it, the institute of things i can’t do. ’ ‘ well, i’d like to help but… not as much as i’d like not to. ’ ‘ don’t put me in your fantasies. i don’t even like being in your real life. ’ ‘ i don’t like people. i like rock n’ roll, sex, and pizza – in that order. ’ ‘ i’m not loving anybody that i’m not legally required to. ’ ‘ and if somebody doesn’t tell me i’m cute in the next five minutes, i’m gonna scream! ’ ‘ don’t hate me because i’m beautiful. ’ ‘ i can’t count on much in this crazy world, but i can always count on you. ’ ‘ i’m going to go out, meet some boys and crush their hearts one by one. ’ ‘ where zen ends, ass kicking begins. ’ ‘ you guys are fighting like cats and whores. ’ ‘ cake is good, but you cannot have sex with cake. ’ ‘ well, my head says no, but my heart says no. ’ ‘ the three true branches of the government are military, corporate, and hollywood. ’ ‘ hey man, if you don’t get caught, everything’s legal. ’ ‘ yeah, but god didn’t see that. i was in my van, and he can’t see through lead. ’ ‘ college is for ugly girls who can’t get modeling contracts. ’ ‘ college is for women who don’t want to marry the first idiot they meet and squeeze out his bastard moron children. ’ ‘ i was never happy. i was just less pissed off. ’ ‘ sometimes when i’m alone, i just love to cuddle. ’ ‘ i have a definite opinion on this… i don’t care. ’ ‘ when he’s unhappy, i know our relationship is in good shape. ’ ‘ all right, sleep tight and don’t let the bedbugs put their foot in your ass. ’ ‘ that’s your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity. ’ ‘ we have some breaking news: i’m toasted. ’ ‘ but i don’t want to go outside. there are people out there. ’ ‘ oh, please. i’m a hot-looking, smooth-talking, frisky-assed son of a bitch. ’ ‘ no, i’m not pouting. that would upset our routine. god knows i wouldn’t want to move in a new direction and accidentally slip in a puddle of fun or anything. ’ ‘ i’ve just decided being sad is a waste of my time. ’ ‘ he called me ugly on the inside and the outside. i’m sorry, but he’s just wrong about the outside part. ’ ‘ i don’t really cook much. i just plan on getting by on my looks. ’ ‘ no, no, no, you just don’t move on from me. i’m like alcohol. you need a twelve-step program to break my smell. ’ ‘ you know, being here under the stars, sitting on the grass makes me really glad i’m not poor. ’ ‘ the person i love the most is me! ’ ‘ i was voted most popular, best legs, and now godmother? what can’t i do? ’ ‘ why am i alone and all of you less attractive people are happy? ’ ‘ it’s better to have loved and loss than to be butt ugly. ’ ‘ okay, i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again: everyone loves me. ’ ‘ why get out of bed when you can read about people who got out of bed? ’ ‘ i got a lot of free time. i mainly use it to nap and cry. ’ ‘ i’ll just curl up in the fetal position and think about pancakes. ’ ‘ have you been in bed all day? ’ ‘ last night i only slept like… nine hours. ’ ‘ i pity you because you’re dumb. ’ ‘ responsible people don’t go around getting their nipples twisted. ’ ‘ they want to kill rock n’ roll because they know it makes us horny, man. ’ ‘ i would love car sex… or just sex… or just a car. ’ ‘ no, i don’t feel bad. i don’t feel anything. ’ ‘ man, think about it. we hold information that could crush the very heart and soul of one of our best friends… i live for days like this! ’ ‘ it’s like we’re too old to trick or treat and too young to die. ’ ‘ talking isn’t gonna help me, okay? what’s gonna help me is, like, drinking. ’ ‘ hey, yeah, that’s the worst idea i’ve ever heard! ’ ‘ i wish i was an octopus. ’ ‘ thanks, but i’ve gotta go to sleep because i have a big day of misery ahead of me. ’ ‘ life is too short to spend it with people who annoy you. ’ ‘ well, for your information, i’m already sorry i was ever born. ’ ‘ i don’t have a hickey. i was using a curling iron. ’ ‘ give me a reason why i shouldn’t set you on fire. ’ ‘ i’m a hottie, you’re a nottie. ’ ‘ prison is not an option for me, okay? i can’t pee in front of other people. ’ ‘ man, time really flies when you take two naps a day. ’ ‘ oh, no. now i have to act normal. ’ ‘ oh, i just remembered i can’t loan it to you on account of i hate you. ’ ‘ i’ve been diagnosed with a disease that makes me irresistible to women. ’ ‘ you know what the best thing god ever did was? boobs. ’ ‘ i’m like ketchup. i go good on everything! ’ ‘ when we were about to fool around and i said that i washed my hands, but i really just got done playing with like six dogs. ’ ‘ there’s a rabbit stuck in a tree and i want to return that rabbit to the wild so it can lay its eggs. ’ ‘ if this is about maturity then i want nothing to do with it. ’ ‘ a wedding without a trampoline? that’s crazy talk. ’ ‘ i don’t wanna blink ‘cause i’m afraid to miss even a second of your cuteness. ’ ‘ you seem normal around your family, but out in the real world, you’re kinda nuts. ’ ‘ i could get arrested. i could go to girl prison. this freakin’ rocks! ’ ‘ my parents are fighting all the time and they want me to choose sides, but i can’t because they’re both idiots. ’ ‘ why would sally sell seashells down by the seashore? i mean, that’s a terrible location for a seashell stand. ’ ‘ i’m not strong, but i know a lot of ways to destroy men emotionally. ’ ‘ i don’t have feelings for him. i just hate that bitch for making him happy. ’ ‘ i’m not jealous, i just want to pop that inflatable bitch and watch her fly around the room. ’ ‘ hello, it is me, the object of your desire. ’ ‘ i’m a beautiful girl with a shrill, demanding voice. i’m pretty hard to ignore. ’ ‘ a gold digger is what these idiots call a woman who knows that love eventually wears off, but money is forever. ’ ‘ you see, a more productive use of my time is revenge. ’ ‘ i cannot be held responsible for the things that come out of my mouth. ’ ‘ i don’t answer stupid questions. ’
current mood : A Re yA R EAd y kiDS ??!??!?!?!!!!???
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found some dippin sauce for jane @janeives
anyone else gay on this sunday afternoon in october?
ALSO A NOTE ! with new information on barb & the tiniest glimpse at her home / family : im gonna write up some new fresh hcs on stuff for background regarding home life !
don’t do bob like this
i fucking hate this i'm so mad justice for bob
don't do bob like this