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angry fucking beaver rp account

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" Mm. Of course you asked. I use voice to text. Still don't have hands. "

What can you RP?

Basically anything, fluff, angst, hurt/comfort, OC/Self insert, whatever as long as it isn't illegal or making anyone involved ( ahem, including mod. ) uncomfortable.

Boundaries!

Please keep in mind that the moderator is a MINOR, so I will not do ANY not safe for work roleplays whatsoever. I am totally fine with people using OCs, and actually encourage it because creativity should never be limited! No, I will not reverse Handys disability.

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GUYS I WAS ON FACEBOOK AND THEYRE SELLING HYPER REALISTIC ROBOT PUPPIES :O

THEY LOOK SO REAL SHOULD I GET ONE?????

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Flips, don't trust it. I got this in the mail roughly 6 weeks after ordering one. $120 down the drain for a flimsy, destroyed plush toy.

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Handy have you get any gifts from others, or is it too early for gift giving?

" 'Tunia bought me a massive ass bong and oh my god i love it so much "

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chrimbus

" Mh, I love this time of year. Everybody tries to come together and that's what matters. "

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Sorry boss! I'm blowing up a building RIGHT NOW 👍

" yes now go my scarab "

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handy how many diseases do u have

" 4. "

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" where'd y'all even GO i haven't heard shit for an eternity "

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Woah, the handyman of the town got Tumblr too. King shit! 👍👍

- Shifty

" I have no idea what that at the end means but I'm gonna assume it's good. Nice to see you around again Shifty. "

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Handy how do you feel about the allegations going around that you're a wood eater

*CARTOONY ASS GULP* " I've..eh, never heard of these. But, NO. I AM NOT A MAPLE MUNCHER !! "

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Handy, are you gonna elaborate on " flashbacks to teenage years "???? What did you do to your fur bro??

" Eh.. I dyed it... A few times...in one week. It was an eyesore. It looked like.. a disaster. Chernobyl but fur. "

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Have u ever thought about dyeing another color?

" My fur, eh? It's come to mind a few times but, I uuh. I don't think I'd look great.. " *gets flashbacks to teenage years*