Hail to mister Oogie.

A trick a day, oh why stop there? We'll do whatever! We won't care! And everyone will come to know, we run the show! Hey, life's unfair.

[barrell-minion]

I have to find Ches...

[lock-on-boogie]

I knew my intellect would go over your head, but you’re just taking the biscuit. Easy target.

[barrell-minion]

I'd retaliate, but with your IQ you probably wouldn't understand.

[jackandcokeaf]

oh they’re not. i just haven’t meddled in things like killing people myself in years.

[barrell-minion]

You haven't killed a single person in years and dare say I did a shitty job trying to kill the psycho girl? 

[barrell-minion]

I have to find Ches...

[lock-on-boogie]

Locks are useful. What’s a barrel used for? A bloody big tube used to allow a bullet to pass through, whoopy-do. Go get ‘em tiger.

[barrell-minion]

I can put your body in a real bloody big tube, but you'll always be too fat to hide in a keyhole.

[barrell-minion]

I have to find Ches...

[cheshire--smile]

All these things you can’t.

[barrell-minion]

And what would these be?

[barrell-minion]

I have to find Ches...

[lock-on-boogie]

Have you seen the word ‘Lock’ in a dictionary? It’ll redirect you to the word ‘perfection’. Oh, but I forgot. You’re not smart enough to comprehend a simple dictionary, are you?

[barrell-minion]

I'm pretty sure Lock is a device found on doors.

[jackandcokeaf]

and get my hands dirty? i don’t think so.

[barrell-minion]

I bet your hands are not as clean as you make them out to be.

[barrell-minion]

I have to find Ches...

[lock-on-boogie]

Are you complimenting me again? Get it through your head that I don’t like you.

[barrell-minion]

I said perfection. How could you even associate this word with yourself?

[jackandcokeaf]

that’s why you want to find her? as i recall, you did a shit job of it last time you tried.

[barrell-minion]

Why don't you try it and tell me how it goes if you think it's that easy?

[barrell-minion]

I have to find Ches...

[jackandcokeaf]

you and everyone else, apparently.

[barrell-minion]

So I'm not the only one who wants to kill her?

[barrell-minion]

I have to find Ches...

[lock-on-boogie]

I think you may be mistaking bad luck for good luck. Either way, I think you should rub your face in this broken glass, it might make an improvement.

[barrell-minion]

You can't improve perfection.

[barrell-minion]

I have to find Ches...

[lock-on-boogie]

I’ve noticed there’s a lot of glass on the floor around here, from what I can only assume is from mirrors. How long have you been here, Barrell? You know, breaking mirrors is considered bad luck, but I guess bad luck is better than the luck you currently have.

[barrell-minion]

I agree to that. Any kind of bad luck would surely be better than being around you.

[barrell-minion]

I have to find Ches...

[lock-on-boogie]

Only if you’re looking in the mirror.

[barrell-minion]

Why would anyone put mirrors around here? They know you come here often. Do you think they want to scare you?

[barrell-minion]

I have to find Ches...

[cheshire--smile]

You can get advice from Lock. He’s pretty good at what he does and he didn’t need my permission to practice.

[barrell-minion]

And what exactly does he do?

[barrell-minion]

I have to find Ches...

[lock-on-boogie]

I see you’ve gotten uglier since last we met.

[barrell-minion]

Right back at ya, bro.

[barrell-minion]

I have to find Ches...

[cheshire--smile]

Not really, but even if I did, I’d rather have a professional do it.

[barrell-minion]

How can I ever become a professional if you don't let me practice?

[barrell-minion]

I have to find Ches...

[cheshire--smile]

I’m alive!

[barrell-minion]

Would you like me to fix that?

[barrell-minion]

I have to find Ches...

[lock-on-boogie]

Oh hello, Barrell.

[barrell-minion]

Hi, Lock.