*Something insightful*

[official-invader-zim-facts]

invader zim fact #538225:

Zim has boomer humor, he likes minion memes

submitted by @eggzoffthegrill

[barrytoe]

Zim thinks minions are real and tries to hunt them down to recruit them.

[corruptedspacenoodle]

No stealing people's organs in the hall!

[barrytoe]

Fine, I’ll just do it in the cafeteria, I guess.

[trinketstar]

Screenshot redraw!

These two have a very under-explored dynamic. Can we get on that, fandom?

[barrytoe]

If he called Dib Mary, what does he call Gaz? Brian? Timmy? Benjamin Framklin?

[official-invader-zim-facts]

Invader zim fact #52825:

What does professor membrane need all that ass for???

[barrytoe]

It holds all his SCIENCE

[barrytoe]

I dreamt that Carl and Doof were dating... It was oddly cute. But even in the dream I was reeling ‘HOW’ and ‘AGE GAP’!

[barrytoe]

‘Ancient’ Vault Hatching!

I’ll be doing a mass-hatching later today! Maybe you can find a dragon to turn into a Gaoler?

http://www1.flightrising.com/forums/drs/2694614

[barrytoe]

Kinda disappointed the new breed doesn’t gets its own egg but otherwise I’m neutral about the whole thing.

[barrytoe]

[barrytoe]

[sj0]

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

[hersheyhipster]

Couldn’t risk it.

[justjengie]

didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.

[pinayputa]

THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT

[barrytoe]

Buying Unhatched Eggs

I know it’s usually useless to post here but I will anyways...

I’m buying all unhatched eggs for 300g or 300kt each. Leave a message if you’ve got some to sell.

[barrytoe]

The coliseum has been swapping out item images and I own the Stormcatcher now.

[ciphers-fr]

“oh boy i won something!! i wonder what it’ll be–”

“–oh.”

[barrytoe]

Wasn’t the prize 200?

[barrytoe]

The Egg Vault Update

I now have 230 slots to open eggs!

I’m also thinking about doing a batch this Saturday AND Sunday! What do you guys think? Hell yeah or too much?

[barrytoe]

Your call of course, but seeing the state of the thread already (15 minutes into hatching), may I suggest setting up a Discord server for the next one? People love chatting and hyping up stuff and scrying the dragons, but I feel like with all the commenting it's making it really hard for people who just want to buy a dragon to be seen.

I don’t use Discord and now probably is a bad time to learn. Plus, I wasn’t going to sell dragons directly from that thread anyways. Way too messy.

[barrytoe]

The Egg Vault

Hatching begins in less than two hours!

http://www1.flightrising.com/forums/drs/2625316#post_2625316

[barrytoe]

some folks on the arcane slack did the math, with 3k eggs, u have a 10% chance of hatching a triple X. god speed

Luck plays just as much into it as chance, and with my luck... Well... D: