BARTHOLOMEW ALEXANDER BILLIOP THE THIRD

part of the limbiverse - He/Him

[bartholomewalexanderbilliopiii]

I DON'T WANT THEM

[bartholomewalexanderbilliopiii]

make him fall in love you can do it

How

[bartholomewalexanderbilliopiii]

My dear little moggy;

I am being forced to take you on a date.

Accept or bare the consequences.

-You know who~

@exoticallylimbi CLAUDE PEOPLE ARE IMPERSONATING YOU I THINK

[exoticallylimbi]

Whilst I appreciate the care to alert me to such behavior, I can assure you that was me. I don't have much of a choice in the matter, I'll admit, so dress your best to spare my embarrassment okay?~

[bartholomewalexanderbilliopiii]

OH. OKAY

[bartholomewalexanderbilliopiii]

cogratz on the date. ... !!!

I'M CONFUSED

[bartholomewalexanderbilliopiii]

My dear little moggy;

I am being forced to take you on a date.

Accept or bare the consequences.

-You know who~

@exoticallylimbi CLAUDE PEOPLE ARE IMPERSONATING YOU I THINK

[bartholomewalexanderbilliopiii]

index messenger here. youre going on a date with @exoticallylimbi

I DON'T THINK THAT'S TRUE

[exoticallylimbi]

I AM NOT NAMING THEM ACTUALLY -BARTHOLOMEW

Get out of my ask box you incompetent little moggy.

[bartholomewalexanderbilliopiii]

IS THIS FLIRTING

[exoticallylimbi]

I will file a restraining order if you so much as step within fifty feet of me.

[bartholomewalexanderbilliopiii]

IS THAT A YES

[exoticallylimbi]

Satisfaction will arrive within me once your blood stains my hands a deep crimson.

[bartholomewalexanderbilliopiii]

THAT MIGHT STAIN YOUR CLOTHES TOO. WOULD FUCK UP THE GREEN. TRULY WOULD NOT SUGGEST IT.

[exoticallylimbi]

I AM NOT NAMING THEM ACTUALLY -BARTHOLOMEW

Get out of my ask box you incompetent little moggy.

[bartholomewalexanderbilliopiii]

IS THIS FLIRTING

[exoticallylimbi]

I will file a restraining order if you so much as step within fifty feet of me.

[bartholomewalexanderbilliopiii]

IS THAT A YES

[exoticallylimbi]

I AM NOT NAMING THEM ACTUALLY -BARTHOLOMEW

Get out of my ask box you incompetent little moggy.

[bartholomewalexanderbilliopiii]

IS THIS FLIRTING

[bartholomewalexanderbilliopiii]

DDo you think claude is hot answerhonestly.

Perhaps.

[yisangarmy]

🫵🏳️‍🌈❔

[bartholomewalexanderbilliopiii]

WHEN DID I IMPLY THAT

[kcorp-class1-staff-75516]

YOU GUYS ARE IN ROMANCES!

[they-took-my-fucking-bones]

THEY'RE IN HOMOSEXUALS?

[kcorp-class1-staff-75516]

GAYSEX!

[bartholomewalexanderbilliopiii]

NO?????

[bartholomewalexanderbilliopiii]

DDo you think claude is hot answerhonestly.

Perhaps.

[yisangarmy]

🫵🏳️‍🌈❔

[bartholomewalexanderbilliopiii]

WHEN DID I IMPLY THAT

[bartholomewalexanderbilliopiii]

DDo you think claude is hot answerhonestly.

Perhaps.

[bartholomewalexanderbilliopiii]

Claude stared at his travelling partner. Why were they even on the same trip again? And now there's only one bed? What kind of chicanery led up to this! Someone as elegant as him would not stoop to sleeping in the same bed as Bartholomew. But he would not sleep on the floor either. So reluctantly, the better option would be to share a bed, right? Just one night wouldn't mean anything... surely?

ARE YOU WRITING FANFICTION IN MY INBOX?????? ABOUT ME AND CLAUDE?

[bartholomewalexanderbilliopiii]

Long walks on the beach are romantic. Have you ever seen what Claude looks like? What a hottie. Great for his age.

CLAUDE LOOKS GREAT BUT WHY ARE YOU COMING TO ME ABOUT THIS

[bartholomewalexanderbilliopiii]

When on the beach get heatstroke and kill him

???? IM NOT DOING THAT

[bartholomewalexanderbilliopiii]

The rich boy enjoys long walks on the beach, take them to a beach and water board them

WHAT!?!??

[bartholomewalexanderbilliopiii]

Can you post a limbi called clautholomew fanfic

N.NO?