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"Religious freedom, kicky daytime drag looks, and a robust public transit program? SIGN ME THE FUCK UP."
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On Women’s Health
Women need more health care then men. That is a fact. If you don’t believe that you either have no intention of having children and have had your uterus removed, or you are a man and have never experienced being a woman. That or you are confused about what constitutes health care.
To truly end sexism both sexes need to be made equal. The problem with this is that due to biology women require more of some things then men. People then cry unfairness. Well let’s do the math.
What is the first thing young girls have to buy that young boys don’t. Training bras presumably.
$10 for 1 seems likes a reasonable price. Let’s say she needs four of those to get through the week, and she replaces them after a year.
Little girls have spent $80 on being a woman before they have even really hit puberty, but I personally think that’s a lot to spend on training bras, more then I personally spent, so let’s knock it down to $40.
Oh no she hits 14 and suddenly she starts bleeding or crying from every orifice and her training bras are no longer sufficient. 3 news bras for the year at a low low low price of $15 (ladies know that an actually nice bra that persists is more like $30 or $40) and every month she spends $2 of tampons or pads.
And now we are at $109 for she has even turned 15. Let’s assume our girl is a frugal one who’s body doesn’t go through any major weight changes or illness associated with her sex(they exist) and she spends money only on one bra per year, assuming the others she has purchased last more then a year (which is unlikely at that $15 price point) over the next 40 years (assuming she stops menstruating at the age of 55) she will spend $1,560 of bras and menstrual products.
“$1,669, that doesn’t seem like a lot.” some might say. And others might say there are ways to cut costs. What I am saying is that the numbers I am using are extremely low. Yes, you could go lower by being creative, but ultimately only $15 for a bra that you purchase once a year is obscenely low, and the coverage on menstrual products is assuming the absolute cheapest brand and doesn’t take any pain management into consideration. It is the barest minimum a woman will spend in post-puberty life on solely bras and tampons.
Now let’s consider what other items women purchase that men have the luxury of not requiring.
Shampoo & Conditioner: because of the feminine penchant for long hair we use more shampoo.
Razors: Women pay way more for the pink razor and they tend to shave a larger portion of their bodies then men do.
Make-up: I know some men wear make-up and I support them! But most men don’t.
Cute Underwear: UNDERWEAR IS EXPENSIVE AND I LOVE IT!!! But still costs more then a pack of Jockey’s... that’s a men’s underwear brand, right?
Shoes: Men have one pair of shoes and walk through them. Women have 12 pairs of shoes and wear maybe 3. Okay, okay, this one isn’t real but I do think it is a little funny.
etc.
All of the above considerations are not going into my account because they are elective. Women don’t need those things. But the next one I am going to count, because I believe it is necessary for the continuation of our species.
Birth Control.
“But wait, they could just not have sex!” Yes, good idea. Let me tell all the other women that none of us are having sex ever again!
“Well, no just the teenagers.” Okay, so we have to start telling all the teenage boys not to have sex. I think you’re really on to something. Also what about the adult women who enjoy sex but don’t want children?
“Well they should want kids.” And this is the part where I want to slap a bitch.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE WHAT THEY DO AND DON’T WANT IS WRONG!!! I’m not trying to telling you what to do with your guns and religion, please stop trying to perpetuate your own beliefs on my uterus.
The average cost of birth control on a monthly basis to an insured woman is $15 to $50, so let’s call it a nice round $30. But the actual cost for an uninsured woman is $60 to $600 a month.
(Source: http://money.usnews.com/money/blogs/alpha-consumer/2012/03/05/the-real-cost-of-birth-control)
Let’s assume our frugal girl is also insured (unlikely in the event of free market healthcare) and her birth control is $30 a month and she is on that for about 30 of her 40 child-bearing years, assuming some of that time she is trying to get pregnant, is pregnant or is not letting her partner touch her (tee hee).
So $30 a month for 30 years. That comes to $10,800 for the next 40 years.
What’s our total now? Oh yes, $12,469, in a perfect world where our sweet girl is insured and super frugal about her bra and menstrual habits.
This is the absolute lowest cost difference between men and women, not to mention the myriad of others. I could go on, but I am exhausted from my own rage.
Love Love Love the new stuff!!!!
Ariana just made her position on objectification extremely clear: sexiness is not an invitation for harassment
The singer shared an anecdote about an experience she had with a fan of her boyfriend, Mac Miller. She thought the admirer was being cute until he congratulated Miller for “hitting that,” as if Grande herself wasn’t present. She shared with her millions of followers that she felt “hurt” and “objectified” by the experience.
NO SHIT! HOW IS THIS HARD?
Carrie Fisher’s ever-present dog, Gary, has continued tweeting in light of Carrie and Debbie’s deaths
The Gary Fisher Twitter account shared a series of mournful tweets about the death of Reynolds, which came just one day after the Hollywood icon lost her daughter, Carrie. The account also cleared up the mystery of just who is tweeting for the dog.
Good, we were worried that the dog tweets would stop. #sarcasm #exceptnot #becausedogsaregreat
Drinking!!!!
I cannot believe the President Elect Doesn’t Believe in Climate Change
Whoa! These Letters To Future President Trump Are Inspiring
President Donald Trump is already setting an example for our future leaders!
#mouthsofbabes
Thoughts on the Election
Ephemera as a company and entity exists in a world in which we can make fun of anything without consequence because the people who take us seriously get laughed at for not being able to take a joke.
But when we made our buttons and magnets bashing Trump, we weren’t just making fun of him. We were calling it as we saw it. We saw a bloated asshole with more money then he needs bashing on everybody who wasn’t a white, upper class male.
But in the end, despite how sick we feel, we are going to continue on as we have. Making fun of everybody, endeavoring to put a little light in the world despite how dark it seems. The only way to combat the massive level of stupid is with laughter and love. It’s easy to get angry, it’s easy to get so sad you can’t eat, but it is not easy to stand up to hate and say, “Well, fuck that.”
But that is what we will do. We will stand against hate and say, “Fuck you.” to anyone who perpetuates it.
We don’t understand how people chose to elect the current President-elect, but goddamnit we will not go down with out a few snickers.
Sometimes, you just need to hear it.
Checking out our new Slogan Poll for this Upcoming November.
I finally quit drinking for good. Now I drink for evil.
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I'm awake! Please respect my privacy during this very difficult time.
Sticks & stones may break your bones but words will fucking kill you
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You learned from your mistakes? That's adorable
TRUTH! Being young, you feel powerless and like you have no control over your life so yearn for adulthood when you can have some say in the way your life progresses. But so often we find ourselves in control of our lives very suddenly and we don’t know what to do with the power. So we are stagnant, yearning for the days when we didn’t have the power, when someone told us what to do and when to do it.
It’s actually based in psychology. Neurotic needs, strange things that everybody wants, in this case the neurotic need for a partner to take over your life. Everybody unknowingly wants to be told what to do, but funny thing, this neurotic need is directly in contrast with the neurotic need for power.
Humanity does such a wonderful job of fucking themselves. Good thing we don’t think about this too often.
I don’t know how people can get away with bad grammar...
Had an absolutely excellent day. Despite all the bullshit surrounding me I was able to find solace in a shared breakfast with my husband, three goober-y felines and a day hard (hardly) worked. I got shit done today, and I think as long as things stay relatively the same, all will be well and it’ only up from here.
This is how I am feeling this Monday.
Real women eat cookies whenever they goddamn well please!
We were so excited to see this! In the most recent issue of Rolling Stone Magazine Billie Joe Armstrong is seen wearing a vest with a couple buttons on it and one of them is an Ephemera button from 1982-1985!!! He would have been around 12 years old and Ephemera would have been around 4! Super excited to see Billie Joe rockin’ Ephemera merch.