#flabbergasted

[theresaraccooninmywalls]

SILENT SALT WIKI PAGE?????????

Edit: some bits I forgot to show! There are some other parts that have a different font.

Thanks for reminding me! 👇

[seb-boo]

ᴛʜᴇ ᴀʟʙᴏɴᴏ ᴏꜰ ᴀʙꜱᴏʟᴜᴛᴇ ᴀꜱᴛᴏɴɪꜱʜᴍᴇɴᴛ

[tothebasementpeopletothebasement]

nose boop for good luck and prosperity

[my-darling-boy]

You know you’re cooked when you stumble upon a video of a man dressed as as a classic butler pretending to comfort you and you’re ready to send it to your pal for a laugh but he starts telling you everything is alright and you immediately burst into tears like

[bi-witch-bxtch]

HOLD ON A GOD DAMN SECOND WHO THE FUCK WAS GONNA TELL ME BLOODYMARY IS ACTUALLY A SHIP FOR SIMON AND FUCKIN RYLAND!?!?!?!? HOW DID THIS EVEN HAPPEN!?

[alastors-totally-canon-deertail]

Friendly reminder that there was a period in time where a large section of the fandom deadass thought Alastor’s last name was ‘Altruist’.

[valicelavidad]

shields tweets: cornelius edition!

plus a bonus dr tornado:

[wtf-a-psychoanalysis]

I cooked