somebody call the whaaa-mbulance

i'm emily and the okcupid post ruined my life

[flowergirlmiwa]

what do you think of your most popular post? (if like five spring to mind pick one)

i dont have a most popular post??

it's my best post

another post of mine is better but i still like it

it wasnt even a good post lol

i genuinely dont know why it was popular and/or it massively breached containmen

my most popular post is mostly popular because of one of the reblogs and not me

i am haunted by that post do not mention it to me again

idk i feel nothing abt this. any more questions

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Voting ended onMay 8, 2024

[vulcanette-deactivated20260506]

the new dj crazytimes song … now that’s what I call music!

[anakatos]

Saul Goodman be like (in the saddest, wettest voice ever) "No one ever b... believes in me... all I'll ever be to anyone is just -sniff- sl... slipping Jimmy... no one ever even spares me a-an OUNCE of grace... ohhh... oh hooo..." and then proceeds to break 8 billion laws simultaneously, intentionally, and with malice.

[baskauskas]

celebrated international women’s day by getting a pap smear that came back abnormal ✌️😊💖

[fuckyeah2000s]

what's the first movie you remember seeing in theaters? don't try and be all edgy and cool and say like tetsuo: the iron man. be honest.

Go!!

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

Going to need this guy's lawyer

[baskauskas]

welcome back traitors!

[bloodenjoyer]

[100493503004422]

I should be less worried about seeming annoying. plenty of people are annoying and they all seem to be doing fine

[baskauskas]

my toxic trait is deleting people from social media as soon as they have a baby

[didi-demure]

I love when men wear tiny lil slutty shorts. good job

[supermarketcrush]

nosy and boredom hours. can u guys rb in the tags the name of your first crush

[energyprison]

if youre "career driven" fucking grow up. im hanging out driven. im goofin off driven. im grabbin a bite driven

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

the defunctland fastpass video is approaching 10,000,000 views. how

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

like how did kevin defunctland accidentally stumble upon some kind of unknown innate human desire to spend the better part of 2 hours watching a feature-length examination of...waiting in line

[onlinebeast]

What was your obscure chatroom/forum that you used before social media? Don’t say Gaia Online or Club Penguin. I’m talking obscure.

[miniyeo]

february got me feeling like

[stantler]

[mrhealyourgirl]

[real-uwu-hours]