or not

e | thirtyish

[100493503004422]

How do you remember your url?

oh I don't know it. it's none of my business

[bloodyhandprint]

did you know avoidance only makes all of your problems worse. no one has ever discovered this before

[turing-tested]

Sorry am on lsd. Shouldn't have told you 2 eat a sandwich. That is your decision not mine. Sorry

this ask is so awesome. my favorite part is I can't find the other ask they're apologizing for.

[jahsonic]

Detail of The Life of Saint Dymphna (1505) by Goswin van der Weyden

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

Tumblr being the "piss on the poor" reading comprehension site makes sense when you realize that 79% of adults in the US are functionally illiterate. Same goes for Twitter and TikTok.

that's a real high number, sport. where'd you get it?

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

hey anon

please tell me you didn't google "US literacy rates" and then make the funniest possible mistake one could make in that situation

[spelldealer]

cousins and coworkers are addicted to getting pregnant

[lunchboxpoems]

SARAH RUHL

[100493503004422]

one thing about me is I will be wearing overalls

[miracoll]

[starshipgenius]

They Throw These at me Because I am so Beautiful and a Star.

[markovchaingang]

americans are a saudi oil baron's idea of classy. brits are an american's idea of classy. the french are a brit's idea of classy. unfortunately the chain ends here since the french's idea of classy is also the french

[wooteena]

crazy how there are only 2 hours of doing things every day before you keel over and die. if this werent normal id be worried

[100493503004422]

yahoo mail added "streaks" for things like deleting your emails, in what I can only assume is last-ditch attempt to gamify their app to keep their users. it won't work bc it's riddled with ads and lately their spam filter has not been working. I think it's probably going to be sold for parts soon despite the fact that my 70-year-old parents still use yahoo for their everything, bc they are the only ones

[100493503004422]

every so often people will be like "don't you wish you were a kid again" like.....? no. being a kid sucks so bad. you have no idea what's going on and no control over anything that happens to you. it sucks idk why no one else remembers how bad it sucks

[europeansculpture]

Enrico MAZZOLANI (1876 - 1968) - L’offerta, 1923

[100493503004422]

pmdd is so stupid evolutionarily. being able to conceive children makes you suicidal, seems like the perfect recipe for species extinction

[hotgirlmeg]

society has progressed past the need for "jacob elordi" and "timothee chalamet"

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

[miaislying]

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

decay exists as an extant form of life

[miaislying]

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day