or not

e | thirtyish

[100493503004422]

How do you remember your url?

oh I don't know it. it's none of my business

[100493503004422]

pmdd is so stupid evolutionarily. being able to conceive children makes you suicidal, seems like the perfect recipe for species extinction

[hotgirlmeg]

society has progressed past the need for "jacob elordi" and "timothee chalamet"

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

[miaislying]

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

decay exists as an extant form of life

[miaislying]

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

[100493503004422]

they should invent a showering where you don't have to get wet or dry your hair or put on lotion after

[beggars-opera]

Mitch McConnell's pr team right now:

[baradragon]

notice how everyones 30 now

[lokaror]

Terracotta Girlfriend: *moves half an inch in the dead of night*

[100493503004422]

i’m in love with my older brother’s wife. just had to get that out to someone.

not a good look dude you gotta get over that

[spiralstaircased]

I went to the club and it was empty...i touched grass and it was dry and wilting at the blade tips. And it was dark. And I was cold

[fuckblast]

Tried standing with my feet in a stream but it wasn't the same river and I wasn't the same man

[acid0174936306392215278363]

remember that guy that had a single auditory hallucination that told him he had a brain tumor and the exact location and then he went to the doctor and it was fucking right

[penglue]

[thexfiles]

[chilewithcarnage]

24 karat gold labubu divorces Dubai chocolate I don't fucking care girl

[okaydays22]

[100493503004422]

"terfy" "terf rhetoric" omg girl is this 2017 i didn't know people even talk like that anymore

you can't shame me for my word choice babydoll I'm certainly not calling them "gender-critical feminists"

[loscaminos]

Jannis Kounellis, Untitled (1978)

[fishing-princess]

[lakemojave]

Fishing Lesbian's always putting facts out there she's great i think. It'd be great if she was on tumblr in some capacity

[lakemojave]

I guess we'll never know.