or not

e | thirtyish

[100493503004422]

How do you remember your url?

oh I don't know it. it's none of my business

[miracoll]

[starshipgenius]

They Throw These at me Because I am so Beautiful and a Star.

[markovchaingang]

americans are a saudi oil baron's idea of classy. brits are an american's idea of classy. the french are a brit's idea of classy. unfortunately the chain ends here since the french's idea of classy is also the french

[wooteena]

crazy how there are only 2 hours of doing things every day before you keel over and die. if this werent normal id be worried

[100493503004422]

yahoo mail added "streaks" for things like deleting your emails, in what I can only assume is last-ditch attempt to gamify their app to keep their users. it won't work bc it's riddled with ads and lately their spam filter has not been working. I think it's probably going to be sold for parts soon despite the fact that my 70-year-old parents still use yahoo for their everything, bc they are the only ones

[100493503004422]

every so often people will be like "don't you wish you were a kid again" like.....? no. being a kid sucks so bad. you have no idea what's going on and no control over anything that happens to you. it sucks idk why no one else remembers how bad it sucks

[europeansculpture]

Enrico MAZZOLANI (1876 - 1968) - L’offerta, 1923

[100493503004422]

pmdd is so stupid evolutionarily. being able to conceive children makes you suicidal, seems like the perfect recipe for species extinction

[hotgirlmeg]

society has progressed past the need for "jacob elordi" and "timothee chalamet"

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

[miaislying]

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

decay exists as an extant form of life

[miaislying]

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

[100493503004422]

they should invent a showering where you don't have to get wet or dry your hair or put on lotion after

[beggars-opera]

Mitch McConnell's pr team right now:

[baradragon]

notice how everyones 30 now

[lokaror]

Terracotta Girlfriend: *moves half an inch in the dead of night*

[100493503004422]

i’m in love with my older brother’s wife. just had to get that out to someone.

not a good look dude you gotta get over that

[spiralstaircased]

I went to the club and it was empty...i touched grass and it was dry and wilting at the blade tips. And it was dark. And I was cold

[fuckblast]

Tried standing with my feet in a stream but it wasn't the same river and I wasn't the same man

[acid0174936306392215278363]

remember that guy that had a single auditory hallucination that told him he had a brain tumor and the exact location and then he went to the doctor and it was fucking right

[penglue]