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So I follow N. D. Stevenson (comics writer and animator, most famous for Nimona and She-Ra and the Princesses of Power) and his husband Lee Ostertag (also a comics writer and animator) on Instagram. When I started following them, they were both publicly presenting as women, and then a few years ago N. D. came out as transmasc nonbinary, and then earlier this year Lee also came out as transmasc. Anyway this is all setup to say that Lee had the chance to make the funniest post of all time and he took it:
Absolutely iconic.
I want to throw in that part of the context behind this meme was N.D. talking about how he sometimes gets hatemail for marrying a man as a former lesbian, and how many people seem to think he divorced his wife.
I have not managed to find anyone who thinks that in the wild, but it is so damn funny.
[ID: a Bluesky thread between ND Stevenson and Lee Ostertag. Stevenson's original post reads, "Latest strain of out-of-touch Instagram comment has been ugh of COURSE you'd end up with a man and like, TAKE IT UP WITH HIM HE'S THE ONE WHO DECIDED TO TURN INTO ONE". Ostertag's reply reads, "Omg are they saying I pass 💅 ". Stevenson's response reads, "LEE HELP YOURE DOING TOO GOOD A JOB THEY THINK I DUMPED MY WIFE FOR YOU". /end ID]
TO THE PATRONS OF THIS THEATER, I APOLOGIZE FOR INTERRUPTING YOUR SCREENING OF INLAND EMPIRE BUT I DO NEED YOUR HELP WITH SOMETHING. THERE IS A MAN IN ROW E SEAT 7 WHO HAS BEEN GOOGLING "INLAND EMPIRE EXPLAINED" ON HIS PHONE WITH FULL BRIGHTNESS ON, DISTURBING OTHER VIEWERS IN HIS VICINITY. HE HAS NO LOVE FOR FILM AND JUDGING BY WHAT HE HAS GOOGLED HE THINKS THAT ALL MOVIES ARE PUZZLES THAT HE HAS TO SOLVE LIKE THIS IS LOST OR SOME SHIT. I UNDERSTAND THIS IS AN UNUSUAL REQUEST, BUT I WANT YOU TO REMOVE THIS MAN FROM THE THEATER AND POSSIBLY KILL HIM. WHEN HE IS GONE, YOUR SCREENING WILL RESUME. YOUR PAL, DAVID LYNCH
Guardian angel in disguise ❤️🪽 [Spicy version 💓]
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If you ask me, the internet could do with a lot less "fandom" and a lot more femdom
It always feels like things should be falling out of your jeans back pockets, despite how deep they are. You can already picture them jostling around as you run.
However, there is ingenuity in how they are designed to be assisted by the roundness of the butt. When something is placed in a back pocket and the fabric is stretched along a rump the objects are kept firmly in place.
If you were the size of a small toy and you were placed into the loose back pockets of a pair of jeans hanging on a clothes rack you could easily climb out eventually. But if a giant woman were to suddenly put on those jeans with you still inside you would find the space tightening around you as she slowly lifted her pants up to her waist. Your would be unable to move, held nice and firmly in the pocket where you belong, squirming and desperately trying to push away from her ass in vain. As she walks you bob up and down, not jostling loosely but held firmly. Up and down, up and down. Your frontside either pressed against the fabric of the pants tight, unable to push it away to make space, or up against her rear, unwillingly humping every time she takes a step, coming closer and closer to... humiliation...
-Hiroya
Never ask me what the hero users for lube, i don't know. I. Don't. Know.
I made a battle axe out of monster cans
Pretty fun weapon to draw
miffy with a pearl earring i adore you
The only way forward is to stop treating masculinity as synonymous with harmful, monstrous, or dangerous.
There is a fundamental difference between "men are dangerous" (wrong, bioessentialist) and "the patriarchy allows dangerous men to exist unchecked" (true).
She kept her man in great shape.
He has long abandoned hope of getting out from underneath her, or womankind at all. Now he obeys, sweating and squirming in exercise
can I talk to you in a sweet condescending voice while I hit you? I'd get a lot out of it
as long as you're not taking your frustrations about your boss on me again, go for it
Damn I'm horny enough to write. But I'm off to visit my grandmother and she is always First priority. I'll write when i come back.