fling me into space please i deserve it

21 / in the US somewhere / class president of the witness protection program

[vetchtibbles]

I found my iPad again so if you’re interested in getting drawings I’d love to work with you! your support helps me stay in school and eat food and all that lovely stuff

dm with any questions!

[effemimaniac]

bro you gotta relinquish that shit. surrender it bro. it serves you not bro just cast it away.

[vetchtibbles]

rat in the work sink. sailor’s delight

[anchovy]

This is what posting your artwork after a mutual posts a big life update feels like

[despazito]

[vetchtibbles]

I look masc enough that straight guys will try to dap me up but I always mess it up I never learned that one but we can hold hands and skip around fuck sorry I don’t know. I don’t know,

[wizardarchetypes]

y'all were asking why i was being seen for cognitive therapy and the short answer is that long covid had badly exacerbated a lot of my ADHD and Autism cognitive function issues

the long answer is today i walked outside, walked across the street to my red car, saw the windshield had been cracked terribly from one end to the other, burst into tears because i can't possibly afford a new windshield, said "it wasn't broken like ten minutes ago when I got home!" decided the children who lived in the house beside me must have done it because they play outside with random big toys all day, decided immediately i had no desire to follow up on it but that i only wished whoever broke it would have left a note, noticed one of the neighbors staring at me, realized i was going to be late to my appointment and i needed to stop fussing, got into the car, car smelled like cigarettes and i don't smoke, realized this wasn't my fucking car, realized the neighbor was staring at me because i was crying over his car (also red), and now i was in his car, got out, he said nothing, hoped he has a sense of humor, walked 10 feet to my car, deeply embarrassed.

BUT, my windshield isn't broken <3

[wizardarchetypes]

i cant stop imagining looking outside and your neighbor you never really talk to but who you see every day just has one hand on your windshield and the other over his eyes, weeping. OF COURSE HE SAID NOTHING!!!!!

[vetchtibbles]

I am extremely dedicated to running a gimmick blog that has only two followers. they have no idea. I feel like a recently unemployed father lying to his wife and kids saying he’s still making good money from his job

[dreadwedge]

I’m not immune to daggers or polearms or swords or hammer or axes or truncheons

[vetchtibbles]

any desperate med students want to make a quick fifteen dollars on a back alley double mastectomy I promise to be gay and weird about it

[charl0ttan]

if youre -7 months old and your circle isnt discussing things they would do if they werent aborted then its time to find a new circle

[vetchtibbles]

I hope people interpret my brother’s old hoodie I always wear with FREEDOM written across it less in a conservative patriotism way and more in a deltarune secret boss convincing you to give up your soul way

[vetchtibbles]

[vetchtibbles]

[dreadwedge]

[dreadwedge]

more likes please

[dreadwedge]

more likes .

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more

[dreadwedge]

more likes please

[dreadwedge]

More like please

[dreadwedge]

Ppease more like

[dreadwedge]

in this household we pat the side of the fridge and say "good fridge" when we walk by. and if you're going to be dating my daughter im going to need you to perform our tradition with the respect it deserves

[valtsv]

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

[valtsv]

if you could see the thread i'm hanging on by you would not say these things to me

[scaryselfship]

[i-am-the-myrmidon]