bathreflections

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Not allowing you into his house because you don’t get on your knees every night for him makes God a shitty boyfriend.

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this sure is a post that was made on reddit

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Is there a weird kid in Japanese schools who is outcast for watching American TV and not wearing a hello kitty backpack and he watches regular live action porn and everyone is like who’s the fucking weirdo?

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do

do people actually

y’know what I really should just give this one the benefit of the doubt,

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If you say ‘rise up lights’, you simultaneously say 'razor blades’ in an Australian accent.

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n

no

you don’t

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A cured patient is a lost customer

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some guy wrote this thinking about how big doctor couldn’t fool him

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Unintelligent people feel happier because they don’t question many things.

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this was written by someone who thinks they’re a lot smarter than they actually are

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It’s so hard to get laid if you don’t have confidence. And it’s so hard to have confidence if you don’t get laid.

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as we all know, sex is what gives a person any sort of worth

as soon as you fuck someone, social anxiety disappears like magic

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I’m not sure what’s worse, that I thought a penny on the railroad tracks might crash the train, or that I was willing to put one there to find out.

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preeeetty sure it’s the latter

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What if deja vu is just you losing a life and starting at the last checkpoint?

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My seven month old can go from Crying to Laughing and back to Crying in under a minute and it’s cute. If I see an adult do that I’m walking away from them.

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y

yes

context is important

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Working at a porn company is the only place where you would have to switch TO a porn screen if your boss comes walking around

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i continue to be puzzled as to who the hell would ever actually watch porn while they’re at work

where did that stereotype come from

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As a married man, no positive life choices can lead to more bjs, but negative ones definitely will.

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what does this mean

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I’m pretty sure that “aliens” have already discovered us, but they must think we’re idiots, destroying our own planet and fighting each other

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this post is a masterpiece

aliens in quotation marks

fake deep bullshit

no reason as to why the poster thinks aliens have discovered us

assuming that technological advancement would solve ethical problems and aliens would be some enlightened non-violent master race because of this

10/10 I want more

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If I removed all my skin, I would weigh less but I would be less skinny…

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please don’t remove all your skin

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GIFs are bringing us back to the era of silent film

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no they’re not what kind of fake deep bullshit is this

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What if Morpheus just got Neo hooked on drugs and the end of the trilogy he was dying of an overdose?

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Well at least it’s not a kid’s show.

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Luke Skywalker still never picked up those power convertors at Tosche Station.

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I am pretending I thought of this joke from the internet by myself.

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Ethics is a concept that should really be introduced in elementary school, not college.

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I severely underestimate how difficult university ethics is, and for some reason think that children aren’t taught morals.