BatRouge Begins

I am the sex icon this franchise deserves, but not the one it wants right now.

[batrouge]

Seems kinda dead on this blog, doesn't it?

[batrouge]

BAT FACT

After 3 weeks of rigorous exercise and intense training, bats have now surpassed human beings in intelligence.

[batrouge]

BAT FACT

Besides the homosapien, bats are the most intelligent mammals in existence.

[batrouge]

BAT FACT

There are over 1000 different species of bats.

[asktheawkwardfamily]

mom super kissed me again and shadow helped

- jet

[asktheawkwardfamily]

Super’s confused by the M!A and jet probably tempted him anyways

~MetalBBY

[hawkwardjetphotos]

actually no rouge brought it up and shadow told him to do it so fu

[asktheawkwardfamily]

Oh for pete sake. FINE, UNTIL M!A is over, anyone who kisses anyone is grounded.

-Sonic

[batrouge]

WHOA WHOA WHOA! I shouldn't be punished for this! First of all I didn't bring up them kissing, I noted the fact that Super wasn't acknowledging the flirting part of his M!A and was only doing the jerk part. I'm getting sick of his jerkiness! But Super twisted my words and took it as "I need to kiss Jet forcibly." which isn't even flirting.

[batrouge]

Stupid piece of scrap metal thinks he knows me. Thinks I'm a joke. It's time for some changes around here.

[batrouge]

BOOM BADA BOOM BOOM *steals gems*

You're gonna cough up those gems real quick if you know what's good for you Birdie!

[batrouge]

No one can ever say that I am lazy… but this camp is seriously tiring me out. It’s possible that I might be slightly out of practice with this whole “routine workout” thing.

(also I may or may not have wasted energy escaping home while Sonic was gone, but who can say)

[asktheawkwardfamily]

WHAT?! GO BACK AND NEVER COME BACK.

- Sonic

[batrouge]

Well I wouldn't have to sneak home if you were there to deal with some of the problems in that house. Did you know TD has been blind for 2 days? Captain Kunuckles has been torturing people. I went back to break up the madness. You're welcome fuzzbutt.

[batrouge]

No one can ever say that I am lazy... but this camp is seriously tiring me out. It's possible that I might be slightly out of practice with this whole "routine workout" thing.

(also I may or may not have wasted energy escaping home while Sonic was gone, but who can say)

[batrouge]

You know, I'm a top field agent for GUN, I've been through all this trainee stuff before. It's just even worse the second time around. I feel like I've been demoted.

[batrouge]

Well I just thought everyone should know that Sonic overreacted to something I did and sent me away to boot camp until such time that I promise to never do it again, which is something that I cannot do. So I guess I'm stuck in this place for a while. I'm not happy about it.

P.S.: Metal isn't taking my absence very well. Someone go keep an eye on him, will ya?

[batrouge]

Ahem. Hello madam, I have big plans in store right now. I have come to you to ask for a "small" investment. I assure you I will be prepared to pay you back in full. Someone of your fortune, talents, and generosity is willing to help out a future monopolist I'm sure.. I'll be right here waiting for your response.

If you think that I’m going to throw money around frivolously for a creepy, unstable, and psychotic school teacher with a plan that I’m sure is doomed to fail, then you are sorely mistaken.

I’m in for 30% interest.

[awkwardmisterstewartphoto-b-blog]

Why miss, I’ll even go 50%

[batrouge]

Sir, I do believe we are in business!

[batrouge]

Ahem. Hello madam, I have big plans in store right now. I have come to you to ask for a "small" investment. I assure you I will be prepared to pay you back in full. Someone of your fortune, talents, and generosity is willing to help out a future monopolist I'm sure.. I'll be right here waiting for your response.

If you think that I'm going to throw money around frivolously for a creepy, unstable, and psychotic school teacher with a plan that I'm sure is doomed to fail, then you are sorely mistaken.

I'm in for 30% interest.

[batrouge]

In case you hadn't heard. New word on the street is a certain blue, majestic metal head has been rollin' around town with everybody's favorite winged mammal.

Quick Doodle

[batrouge]

Regal Rouge

So Jet made a very fancy outfit for Rouge. So I drew it. Yeah!

[faebytesarchived-blog]

Drew Rouge all adorable

At least drawing while sick is a good distraction

:3

[awkwardmetalphotos]

DREW FOR ROUGE :3

[batrouge]

THIS IS THE MOST ADORABLE THING EVER! BASK IN MY GLORY!

[batrouge]

How's about you and me team up for an emerald heist, you know, for old time's sake.

I'm WAY ahead of you baby! You can take care of the cleanup.