Incorrect Devilman Quotes

Quotes that may or may not have been said by the cast of Devilman. Feel free to send submissions!

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Akira, about Ryo: I always saw him as like a kind of funny little man.

Miki: He’s a fucking criminal, Akira.

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“Can I have a dozen red roses, please?”

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Here is some more Devilman shitpost - pls ignore the fact I included my Devilman OCs into this.

I tried to get every character in there but frankly, my patience of cutting out faces went zero.

I hope it's accurate.. I wasn't too sure with a few characters

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Ryo: *crying*

Akira: Ryo? What’s wrong? Why are you crying?

Ryo: I’m surrounded by all these basic bitches who can’t even get to my level… *sniffles*

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Akira: You broke the world!

Ryo: *smiles*

Akira: It's not a compliment!

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Ryo: bust a move akira!

Akira: *awkwardly dances*

Ryo: A..Akira what is that?

Akira: *continues to awkwardly dance*

Ryo: ….I ain’t taking you nowhere.

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Ryo: *working as a waiter and taking someone’s order* so, whaddya want?

Man: Uh, what do you recommend?

Ryo: I don’t eat here.

Man: Are you serious?

Ryo: Oh wait, I recommend the dish called, “Shut the fuck up.”

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Ryo: *puts water in a blender and turns it on the highest setting for a minute* fuck you.

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(Before Akira becomes Devilman)

Miki: Will you go out with me?

Akira: I don’t know. There are rumors you go out with lots of guys Miki.

Miki: So? I’m still a virgin.

Akira: (blushing furiously) mhm mhm!

Miki: Yeah, I have a lot of guy friends, but we just hang out, there’s nothing like that going on.

Akira: Oh, is that all?

Miki: Do you think that I’m lying?

Akira: No, not really, I just think that…

Miki: you think I’m easy and that I just sleep with anyone, is that it?

Akira: No! Well not exactly.

Miki: Now you’re getting horny just sitting here thinking about me having sex?

Akira: No I’m not! I knew you were just toying with me. Cut it out!

Miki: Sorry, but these things are always kinda awkward you know?

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Satan: (to Violence Jack) Before I Forget, Ophisto Bazooka told me you might be experiencing some tragic flashbacks of your former life, don’t sweat it those aren’t yours, due to a psychic anomaly that’s a real time feed of this kid, Hanappe Yamada’s current life. He’s a sad little man.

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Akira: Ryo! Why did you have to start an apocalypse!?!?!?!

Ryo: …Lemme just say, from the bottom of my heart, my bad.

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Miki: Everything will be alright.

Wamu: How can you say that?

Miki: Because sometimes when things get tough, denial is all we have.

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Akira: You know what, Ryo, this is all your fault!

Ryo: What did I do?

Akira: You destroy the whole world, doomed all of humanity and you don't give a shit.

Ryo: Hey, hey, Bucko, you played a part in this too!

Akira: Oh, yeah!? How!?

Ryo: Well, you see, you didn't have to become DevilMan, you didn't have to help me and you could have lived a normal happy human life.

Akira: ... ... ... Oh, my god. I fucked up my entire life...

Ryo: With my help~.

Akira: I hate you, Ryo!!!

Ryo: You're welcome.

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Akira: (crying and looking down at Miki's severed head)

Ryo: There, there. It's alright. I have some good news.

Akira: WHAT!?

Ryo: I just saved A bunch of money by switching to Geico.

Akira: ... (throws Miki's Head at Ryo)

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Dear diary, my teen angst bullshit has a body count.

Akira Fudo

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Ryo: *going to get food for akira at McDonald’s*

Ryo: How much are the dollar fries?

Employee: They're on the dollar menu for a rea-

Ryo: How about shut the fuck up