Bauer the Bodacious

[bauersprofessionalboxingcareer]

Bauer the Babushka-like

[bauersprofessionalboxingcareer]

tragedy

i just found out that the manitoba moose are not coming back to my town to play again... i won't get to see my king tyrel bauer until the next season at least. rip i feel like cosette and marius from les mis

[thatwpghockeygirl]

Dawson and Tyrel visited a school with project 11 earlier this week!

(any children’s faces will be blurred out with a moose sticker)

(one photo is zoomed in very close to Dawson and Tyrel because of the faces of the children)

[bauersprofessionalboxingcareer]

omg the two besties bauer and botox strike again!

[thatwpghockeygirl]

Some Moose players were visiting St Amant earlier today!

(Kids face are covered with a moose sticker to keep them private)

[bauersprofessionalboxingcareer]

this is frying me why is my king tyrel bauer taller than the moose

also great coloring skills many artists approve

[bauersprofessionalboxingcareer]

Introduction to the Most Bodacious Hockey Player to Exist

Tyrel bauer is a defenseman on the Manitoba Moose (he's #2). He (as far as I know) is well known (and only known) for his spectacular ability to get into every possible fight imaginable. I recently watched my first hockey game ever, and like two minutes in, he immediately got into a fight with some bald rando on the Milwaukee Admirals (i chose not to cheer for the admirals because for some reason they were wearing fridges??????) He lost horribly but for that reason my friend and I paid attention to him for the rest of the game. He proceeded to pass the puck to the opposing team/just open ice near none of his teammates no less than three times. Even so, we both cheered him on extensively every time he appeared in our vision (on and off the ice). Off the ice, he seemed to social distance himself from every player on his team (I DON'T HATE THE OTHER PLAYERS I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY) except for player number 4 whom my friend and I could not read his name for the life of us so we simply called him Beatrix and Botox respectively (his name is Dawson Barteaux).

The game ended in overtime and the stupid annoying pestering kitchen appliances ended up winning (only because my king was not on the ice idk who's calling the shots but they clearly fumbled. put me for coach, i'll make sure Bauer the Bodacious gets his rightful time on the ice)

btw the only reason we were interested in going to a hockey game was because of a certain half japanese canadian man with freckles.

[bauersprofessionalboxingcareer]

Introduction to the Most Bodacious Hockey Player to Exist

Tyrel bauer is a defenseman on the Manitoba Moose (he's #2). He (as far as I know) is well known (and only known) for his spectacular ability to get into every possible fight imaginable. I recently watched my first hockey game ever, and like two minutes in, he immediately got into a fight with some bald rando on the Milwaukee Admirals (i chose not to cheer for the admirals because for some reason they were wearing fridges??????) He lost horribly but for that reason my friend and I paid attention to him for the rest of the game. He proceeded to pass the puck to the opposing team/just open ice near none of his teammates no less than three times. Even so, we both cheered him on extensively every time he appeared in our vision (on and off the ice). Off the ice, he seemed to social distance himself from every player on his team (I DON'T HATE THE OTHER PLAYERS I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY) except for player number 4 whom my friend and I could not read his name for the life of us so we simply called him Beatrix and Botox respectively (his name is Dawson Barteaux).

The game ended in overtime and the stupid annoying pestering kitchen appliances ended up winning (only because my king was not on the ice idk who's calling the shots but they clearly fumbled. put me for coach, i'll make sure Bauer the Bodacious gets his rightful time on the ice)

btw the only reason we were interested in going to a hockey game was because of a certain half japanese canadian man with freckles.