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Jess. 30. Australian. Bisexual bipolar bi-everything. Blog a lot about TV shows, tennis, wrestling and Jess Mariano. This is a Rafael Nadal stan account and also slowly becoming Stefanos Tsitsipas heavy.

[bayleybear]

Hi guys I’m 34 now and obsessed with heated rivalry

[officialunitedstates]

me, showing off my university degree: that’s right everyone, i paid multiple dollars to the government in order to attain sporadic sprinklings of knowledge that i forgot two months after each class ended

[bayleybear]

Just came to tumblr for the first time in millennia because a bunch of Carlos/Jannik fanfic on ao3 disappeared and I thought tumblr might know. Anyway if ao3 user deliriouslyshipping is here please come back I need to know how the F1 fic ends and I don’t even care about F1.

[bayleybear]

Just came on tumblr for the first time in like a year hope everyone’s good. I learned to drive at the age of 33.

[bayleybear]

Hi Tumblr i don’t exist on here anymore really.

This is my puppy his name is Ziggy.

[bayleybear]

I really don’t like Andy Murray.

He just comes off so unlikeable and slimy to me. Also with a gross temper and just overall too bland for me.

I might change my mind, I did about Djoko and I severely disliked him.

Though beating Ferrer doesn’t put him in my good books.

[bayleybear]

Jess ten years ago: I hate Andy Murray and Djokovic is okay.

Jess in 2023: Murygoat and fuck Djokovic.

[bayleybear]

Came back to Tumblr because new taylor album made me think of Gilmore girls

[bayleybear]

Hello Tumblr i am alive. I’m 31 now and the other day I went to a goth wedding.

[bayleybear]

I relate to Lizzo’s ‘Truth Hurts’ because it’s about a dude she’s hooking up with going back to his ex but wanting her to be his side chick and that exact situation happened to me and it’s literally the only time my sex life has been interesting

[bayleybear]

All my Gilmore Girls friends aren’t annoyed with me, time to bring up the fact that I think Lorelai and Dean should’ve slept together.

[bayleybear]

Personally I’ve had Paul Rudd as my world’s sexiest man since before I knew men were sexy.

Also I feel like it’s important that we note that he’s not hot ‘for 50’ he’s just fucking hot.

[bayleybear]

Just posted on here for the first time in weeks. My life is busy what the fuck? Anyway I’m getting promoted to supervisor and I want a nap

[45percenterthen]

you're from california ? like the hotel ?

[bayleybear]

Ughhh I’ve started seeing a hot student psychologist (for psych reasons not dating sadly) and we had to go over my dating/sex life and it was hard.

[bayleybear]

Imagine if Jessicas could have a little kiss. As a treat.

[barrenwomb]

and tell me, are “italians” in the room with us right now?

[bayleybear]

There’s something about not being allowed to leave your house that makes it the only thing you want to do.